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Park It!!!!!

Monday, March 11, 2013

While I was putting the groceries in the car today I watched a man reverse park into a parking spot, very carefully and very slowly, only to see him park smack dab in the middle of two parking spots. After much laughter and shaking of heads and an oblivious look from him I had to post a "lousy parking" blog today ......... enjoy
































  
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DESERTDREAMERS 3/15/2013 5:31AM

    How in the holy heck did that first one get onto it's side?

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TENACIOUSTRISH 3/13/2013 5:15AM

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SUGARBABY60 3/12/2013 1:12AM

    I know a 300 lb man who got blocked in and was unable to open the driver door. He was parked by a wall on passenger side. He had to crawl into the car via his back hatch door then crawl over the seats to get to the drivers seat. He started his car, backed out of the spot then took out his pocket knife an JAMMED it into the two rear tires of the other vehicle!he figured the guy probably had One Spare tire ....but not TWO! He thought this plan up while waiting45 minutes for the other driver to return. Sometimes patience just runs out!

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KAYDE53 3/11/2013 8:37PM

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SPARKCHANTAL 3/11/2013 6:52PM

    i'd like to make 'business cards' out of these to use every once in a while.

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MARYANN2323 3/11/2013 4:18PM

    LOVE, LOVE that last one!!!

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TIME4COFFEE 3/11/2013 1:21PM

    My dad worked in printing and made some attractive cards to put on vehicles...it thanked them for taking two parking spots and how considerate they were.

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LJOYCE55 3/11/2013 12:47PM

  Thanks again.

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MT-MOONCHASER 3/11/2013 10:38AM

    If anything, I think the language was very restrained...

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0309COOKIE 3/11/2013 10:34AM

    These were all very funny!

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JEANNETTE59 3/11/2013 10:21AM

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KATHRYNLP 3/11/2013 10:12AM

    Loved them all and I see no language problems here either! emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 3/11/2013 9:51AM

    *LOL* Brings back fond memories of parking in TI's parking lot when I worked there ages ago. Our favorite thing was to post a small business-card size note on the idiot's windshield that read, "Dumb@sses like you who don't know how to park should take the bus." Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~

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PAMBWS 3/11/2013 9:04AM

    Love it. I'm one of those who will take a spot +...driving a truck, most spots these days are sized for something small. I like to be able to open the doors without hitting another car or being hit by one. However, I also park 'away' from the store...walking an extra few feet is not a problem. And it reminds me that I have recovered from knee surgery & don't need to park close to anything.

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LEW0213 3/11/2013 8:38AM

    Great stuff. I know my 11 jackasses could do a better job than most people.

Linda emoticon

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MAXFOCUS 3/11/2013 8:34AM

    Good ones. I would love to leave people who can't park with little business cards with the ass on it. emoticon

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DRB13_1 3/11/2013 7:47AM

    wow, business cards for bad parking - sounds dangerous
I regularly back into parking spaces (easier to pull out without blindly entering traffic lane) and one day a woman watched me and said "you park like a man" - wasn't sure how to take that comment - was it meant as a compliment? (I think she meant it that way, but still...) emoticon
Another good reason to walk when we can emoticon

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GOANNA2 3/11/2013 7:00AM

    I often wonder why people show how stupid they are
when trying to park...


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LODESTONE 3/11/2013 6:47AM

    Have seen multiple signs of this idiocy in our lovely town, too. emoticon

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 3/11/2013 5:32AM

   

I see no language problems here at all

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MARYJOANNA 3/11/2013 5:27AM

  Cute ideas, but some of the language isn't good.

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ROX525 3/11/2013 5:20AM

    Hahahaha

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Did You Know That Uranus Is A Gas Giant?

Sunday, March 10, 2013





































  
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THINRONNA 3/15/2013 4:50PM

    Funny! Norwegians do not want to talk about aliens...they are not real! They just give you a "Whatever!" kind of a look if you bring them up. Maybe they have all been brainwashed by aliens.

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ARTJAC 3/11/2013 5:11AM

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PAMBWS 3/10/2013 7:39PM

    Given the progress from Buck Rogers comics...I suspect that you have just foretold the future! emoticon

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LJCANNON 3/10/2013 4:13PM

    emoticon Don't know about Yours, but Mine Sure IS!!

emoticon LOVE The Alien Pictures!!!

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DRB13_1 3/10/2013 4:05PM

    especially appreciated by us "nerds" emoticon

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MARYANN2323 3/10/2013 1:58PM

    Uranus may be a gas giant, mine, not so much. I don't eat that much fiber. emoticon emoticon

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MAXFOCUS 3/10/2013 1:10PM

    Good ones! Now we just need an alien emoticon. emoticon

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LJOYCE55 3/10/2013 12:37PM

  Love how live on earth got started - figures.

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JEANNETTE59 3/10/2013 12:08PM

  emoticon Brought to you from the Land Down Under........ emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 3/10/2013 10:48AM

    Yep, woke me up before I even had a sip of coffee...

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KATHRYNLP 3/10/2013 10:38AM

    May The Farce Be With You... emoticon

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LODESTONE 3/10/2013 8:27AM

    Interesting way to start my Sunday. Thx. emoticon

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SPARKCHANTAL 3/10/2013 6:52AM

    supercali

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NWLIFESRC 3/10/2013 6:22AM

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ROX525 3/10/2013 6:20AM

    Thank you! Great!

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I Need A Laugh

Friday, March 08, 2013






























  
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BLITZEN40 3/8/2013 7:48PM

    Love pic # 4! emoticon

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PAMBWS 3/8/2013 1:13PM

    As always...thanx for the giggles!


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LJOYCE55 3/8/2013 12:31PM

  Wonde if the cats get any say in these pics. Thanks for the laugh.

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JEANNETTE59 3/8/2013 11:14AM

  Just what I needed this morning emoticon emoticon

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DRB13_1 3/8/2013 10:56AM

    I wonder about the people posing these cats...LOL

Have a great FRIDAY!!!

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TIME4COFFEE 3/8/2013 10:49AM

    Cute! emoticon emoticon

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SHARJOPAUL 3/8/2013 9:19AM

    Love it

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LEW0213 3/8/2013 8:48AM

    Thanks for the morning giggles.
Linda

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LODESTONE 3/8/2013 7:28AM

    poor kitty with a w emoticon edgie!

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MARYJOANNA 3/8/2013 5:49AM

  Just love your cute kitty pictures and sayings!

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ROX525 3/8/2013 5:39AM

    So sweet! Thank you.

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TWEETYKC00 3/8/2013 4:58AM

    god ones!

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How Tired Is Tired??

Thursday, March 07, 2013

























  
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BARBANNA 3/9/2013 6:58PM

    Adorable, fantastic and really funny!! emoticon

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KAYDE53 3/8/2013 8:59PM

    I can relate!! emoticon

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SISSIE21 3/8/2013 1:01AM

    I agree with Fluffy!!! emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 3/7/2013 8:28PM

    I'm with 'em! emoticon

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LJOYCE55 3/7/2013 8:20PM

  That is one tired dog.

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MARYANN2323 3/7/2013 6:10PM

    I'm too tired to comment. emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 3/7/2013 2:26PM

    Yep, I was tired yesterday, and tired again today emoticon
Wish I was retired, tho!

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TIME4COFFEE 3/7/2013 11:45AM

    I don't often nap, but I'm often tempted!

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PAMBWS 3/7/2013 9:52AM

    Yup...there are days when I need the nap to get enough energy to enjoy being retired!

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KATHRYNLP 3/7/2013 9:13AM

    Looks like they all have Mono. emoticon

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DRB13_1 3/7/2013 9:10AM

    so tomorrow will we be super motivated?

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LODESTONE 3/7/2013 7:28AM

    A good nap can cure a lot of tired!

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SABLENESS 3/7/2013 7:21AM

    SPARKCHANTAL said to check out your blog. I can SO relate!

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MARYJOANNA 3/7/2013 5:37AM

  Great pictures! I love animal pictures!

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ROX525 3/7/2013 5:29AM

    When it hits, it hits!

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DARJR50 3/7/2013 4:46AM

  Great. I can relate to each of those as I head for the gym at 5 o'clock in the blessed AM!!

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SPARKCHANTAL 3/7/2013 4:38AM

    now I know the meaning of retired

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GOANNA2 3/7/2013 4:33AM

    Oh, I know those feelings too. emoticon

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NCSUE0514 3/7/2013 4:07AM

    I've been there before! LOL!!

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MAGGIEVAN 3/7/2013 4:04AM

    Very funny! Thanks for sharing.

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I'm So Old.......

Wednesday, March 06, 2013



















  
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SUGARBABY60 3/8/2013 10:29AM

    I don't mind getting old as long as my attitude isn't old!

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PAMBWS 3/7/2013 10:16AM

    I think I'm crispy!

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CHERIRIDDELL 3/6/2013 11:37PM

    I've been crispy for ages .I like the your as young as you feel comment ,my husband is 6 months younger than me so I can always say I am feeling a younger man !LOL!

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TEXASFILLY 3/6/2013 10:06PM

    Here's to being crispy! *hugs* Thanks, Jules~ BB~ emoticon

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GOOZLEBEAR 3/6/2013 9:58PM

    These are great Jules!!!! emoticon

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BARBANNA 3/6/2013 7:02PM

    These are incredible! I need to use these with some of my patients! emoticon
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TIME4COFFEE 3/6/2013 5:42PM

    My yes, those are interesting new skill sets...
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HICKOK-HALEY 3/6/2013 4:21PM

    Those are great!

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KAYDE53 3/6/2013 3:07PM

    I'm old, I'll admit it!! emoticon emoticon

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LJOYCE55 3/6/2013 1:31PM

  May we all live long enough to be extra crispy.

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JEANNETTE59 3/6/2013 12:48PM

  I love "I'm Not Old"........I am crispy......

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OUBACHE 3/6/2013 11:54AM

    Don't feel bad, a lot of us are getting crispy. We just all need to remember to be grateful for every day.

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DRB13_1 3/6/2013 9:31AM

    having a great grandmother who lived to over 100, I have come to understand that old is always at least 20-30 years older than our own age... the goal line keeps moving emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 3/6/2013 9:17AM

    Aging gives birth to a whole new set of talents.... emoticon

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LODESTONE 3/6/2013 9:11AM

    Aging gives birth to a whole new set of talents....

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LODESTONE 3/6/2013 9:11AM

    Aging gives birth to a whole new set of talents....

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LODESTONE 3/6/2013 9:11AM

    Aging gives birth to a whole new set of talents....

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LEW0213 3/6/2013 8:07AM

    I can't stop laughing at all of these, especially the first one.

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SPARKCHANTAL 3/6/2013 6:46AM

    crispy sounds a lot better.

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SISSIE21 3/6/2013 5:42AM

    I'm not old, just aged like a fine wine!!! emoticon

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COOKIE_AT_51 3/6/2013 4:58AM

    emoticon I am crispy ... lol emoticon

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YMWONG22 3/6/2013 4:57AM

  Cute cartoons. Make me smile and grin emoticon emoticon emoticon after a long day. Thanks.
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    Yea - I am old. Just love this. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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