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SIgn, Sign, Everywhere A Sign...Part 2

Wednesday, February 13, 2013










































  
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CHERIRIDDELL 2/15/2013 5:16AM

    The book store is my personal favourite!

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ARTJAC 2/15/2013 12:39AM

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BARBANNA 2/14/2013 11:36PM

    Happy Valentines and Thanks for a great treat!

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KAYDE53 2/13/2013 11:18PM

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TIME4COFFEE 2/13/2013 6:21PM

    Loved the forwarding one where nothing happens!

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LJOYCE55 2/13/2013 3:52PM

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PAMBWS 2/13/2013 1:28PM

    I have to say, I really like the no swimming area.

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LODESTONE 2/13/2013 11:51AM

    I just had to pass on the one about " if you forward, nothing will happen. " Oh, the irony of it all. emoticon

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JEANNETTE59 2/13/2013 10:44AM

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MILLISMA 2/13/2013 9:51AM

    Too funny and these are for real!!!!

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KATHRYNLP 2/13/2013 9:42AM

    Loved them all, Jules. emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 2/13/2013 7:49AM

    Love that speed limit sign! Thanks for my morning chuckle!

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SUGARBABY60 2/13/2013 7:46AM

    Your blogs are the best thing to wake up to each morning....besides coffee that is!

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TEXASFILLY 2/13/2013 7:09AM

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THINRONNA 2/13/2013 5:19AM

    Thank you for the good laugh today!!!!

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SIgn, Sign, Everywhere A Sign...Part 1

Tuesday, February 12, 2013










































  
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TEXASFILLY 2/13/2013 7:22AM

    *LOL* Loved the don't shoplift sign! Thanks! *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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THINRONNA 2/13/2013 5:13AM

    I like that the seniors are so proud of themselves!

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KAYDE53 2/12/2013 11:32PM

    emoticon I'm still trying to figure out the parade one emoticon emoticon

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SASSISPRING 2/12/2013 6:58PM

    emoticon I dont' think I'll cross on the road where you can be bombed! And the free pot, so is that the new slogan in Washington State? emoticon

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GOOZLEBEAR 2/12/2013 4:09PM

    Oh my!!!!! emoticon

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MILLISMA 2/12/2013 3:32PM

    There are some real good ones here!!!!javascript:void(0); emoticon

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MARYANN2323 2/12/2013 2:10PM

    This was great.

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0309COOKIE 2/12/2013 1:50PM

    What could they have possibly meant to say in place of penis parade?

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SUGARBABY60 2/12/2013 1:08PM

    I loved Emily's sign to Steven....and she still plans to be his wife! She better take him to the Testical Festival first to make sure he has his balls all lined up ( before she WHACKS them off!...that should keep him faithful!)

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TIME4COFFEE 2/12/2013 9:54AM

    There's a place in South Bend Nebraska called Round The Bend Steakhouse that is Home of the Testicle Festival, held annually on the Friday and Saturday nights of Father's Day Weekend. Been to the restaurant numerous times but never the Festival!
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KATHRYNLP 2/12/2013 9:37AM

    I'm not hungry anymore... emoticon

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PAMBWS 2/12/2013 8:55AM

    Goes to show...spelling & grammar count!

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WINE4GIRL 2/12/2013 8:36AM

    I'm not going to the parade!
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LJOYCE55 2/12/2013 7:49AM

  Well, that should certainly cut down on the shoplifting. emoticon

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MAXFOCUS 2/12/2013 7:23AM

    Good ones! emoticon

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ROX525 2/12/2013 5:37AM

    Thank you. LOL.....

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NCSUE0514 2/12/2013 5:06AM

    These are great!
Thanks!!

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Yum????

Monday, February 11, 2013

I think I'm going to stop eating!!!


































  
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WINE4GIRL 2/16/2013 8:30AM

    I think my dining options just narrowed drastically! I ordered Turtle soup in China and it had the feet in it when it came! YIKES!
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LEW0213 2/12/2013 9:35AM

    The teeth in the can really got me this morning. Grosssssssss!

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CHERIRIDDELL 2/11/2013 10:50PM

    LOL I am with Pam I love spotted dick with custard !

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ARTJAC 2/11/2013 9:18PM

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LITTLEWIND53 2/11/2013 8:58PM

    My mom had a fantastic recipe for "spotted dog" which is a variation of the "spotted dick" only she made hers from scratch. It is simply a steamed pudding, like any other steamed pudding (think plum pudding) but gets it's name from the raisons which are like spots on a dalmation dog..........

But all the other pics, I think I would give up eating also if I ipened a can and saw any of that...... UG!

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KAYDE53 2/11/2013 6:43PM

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BARBANNA 2/11/2013 2:37PM

    I just lost my appetite! Wow, emoticon what a weight loss method!

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THINRONNA 2/11/2013 1:05PM

    Oh wow! Scary food!

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SUGARBABY60 2/11/2013 10:52AM

    I'm with you jewels about the Fish Dentures in a can.....those Russian Herring must really be senior citizens! As for the CRAP in a can, well heck we are already eating rodent poo in the processed foods we buy at the store. Some of those food factories are not as clean as they should be. Another reason to cook FRESH and healthy at home. No Crap in a can for me!

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JEANNETTE59 2/11/2013 10:32AM

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There is one food among those shown that I can shed some light on. Bimbo, pronounced Beambo or Beembo, is a very large commercial bakery that now bakes several U.S. brands. They are also the official sponsor of the Philadelphia Union Soccor Team.

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PAMBWS 2/11/2013 10:25AM

    So...aside from the tin of Spotted Dick...the rest just make sure I actually read the labels. Spotted Dick is a Brit pudding with a horrible name. Really good, with currants or raisins...served hot with warm custard...or my favourite, even less healthy, but tasty, brown sugar bourbon sauce. My favourite unhealthy Brit pudding is Sticky Toffee pudding...same idea...really good.

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MILLISMA 2/11/2013 10:11AM

    Yup, these would sure kill my appetite!!!! emoticon emoticon

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SHARJOPAUL 2/11/2013 9:14AM

    YUCK!!!!

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LJOYCE55 2/11/2013 9:05AM

  From now on I am making sure I read the ingredients on the label as well as the nutrional information. emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 2/11/2013 9:01AM

    Urgh - just lost my appetite!

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KATHRYNLP 2/11/2013 8:18AM

    Just veto the stores the sell all that crap... emoticon emoticon

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LODESTONE 2/11/2013 7:58AM

    There is the old saying that you are what you eat.... emoticon emoticon

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SPARKCHANTAL 2/11/2013 5:25AM

    let me explain this show (i love it!)

about 10 'celebrities' (or half-celebrities, or those suffering financial difficulties) are flown in to a jungle camp for two weeks. the first week, viewers telephone in to vote which person has to complete the 'jungle test', which could be something adventurous, gooey or yukky, where they have to overcome fears or disgust or whatever. each 'star' they collect earns them some food for the evening. other than that they are only supplied with rice, beans and water.
the second week, the celebrities themselves vote who will do the test each day to earn the evening meal (or not!), and by then they are really starving, and viewers vote for who can stay in the camp; the one with the fewest votes has to leave. the last three are the 'finalists' on the last day, and the winner becomes the king (queen) of the jungle (and earns a lot more than the others).
they are filmed throughout this escapade and have to wear a microphone, so everything they say and do is caught on film, edited and shown each evening. characters really come through by the third day! there is a lot of bickering and gossip, revealing traumatic incidents, friend and foe finagling and so on.
i know the english and the germans send in celebrities, i'm sure other countries do as well. not australia? you're missing something!

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 2/11/2013 5:04AM

   
Well thank goodness I don't watch TV, why on earth would you want to eat fish eyes and kangaroo penis???
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SPARKCHANTAL 2/11/2013 4:45AM

    i'm surprised, because it takes place in the jungles of australia!
they eat wild pig vagina, sheep brain, fish eyes, kangaroo penis, god-knows-what-anus, roasted cockroach, throw-up fruit, worms and other live insects.... the list goes on forever! this is reality tv!

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 2/11/2013 4:37AM

   
Can't say that I have but I have to say if I opened a can and saw teeth, it'd be in the bin faster than green grass through a goose. And don't get me started about crap in a can.
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SPARKCHANTAL 2/11/2013 4:14AM

    crazy lady!
have you ever watched that jungle camp program with Dr. Bob?
the stuff they have to eat there....

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It's So Hot......

Sunday, February 10, 2013


It's been really hot here in Australia this Summer - how hot you ask?

































  
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CHERIRIDDELL 2/11/2013 10:51PM

    I am in Northern Alberta I'll take some heat !

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LITTLEWIND53 2/11/2013 8:53PM

    I cannot handle such hot temperatures. Hope you get some relief soon....

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PAMBWS 2/11/2013 10:32AM

    I don't want to melt, but I'm ready for some warmth.

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DESERTDREAMERS 2/11/2013 9:03AM

    Whew! emoticon

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KAYDE53 2/10/2013 7:43PM

    emoticon Thanks, I keep my cold!!

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GOODLOOKIN69 2/10/2013 7:26PM

    We just got close to 40 cm of snow on Friday, had a snow day and are still shovelling out!! I'm thinking summer would be nice right about now!! emoticon emoticon

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LJOYCE55 2/10/2013 6:00PM

  I think if Satan wants it, you should oblige him and give it back.

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MARYANN2323 2/10/2013 5:23PM

    Phew!!

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MAXFOCUS 2/10/2013 4:09PM

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Reminds me The PowerStation song, "Some Like it Hot"

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GOOZLEBEAR 2/10/2013 3:11PM

    It's warmer in Florida than most places but I don't want it THAT hot!!!!!! emoticon

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CALIFSHEWOLF 2/10/2013 2:47PM

    It is 22 degrees at my house and we are pretty much snowed in. I wouldn't mind a little of that heat right now!

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SUGARBABY60 2/10/2013 12:57PM

    Now THATs Hot!

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JEANNETTE59 2/10/2013 12:02PM

  emoticon sorry the the U.S. East Coast got the snow you requested, 30 plus inches of it. So I'm sending you a cool breeze.

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TEXASFILLY 2/10/2013 10:28AM

    Ha! I say give it back to him! Thanks, Jules~ emoticon BB~

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MILLISMA 2/10/2013 9:57AM

    Hope it's not really that hot!!!! I had never seen the last one.

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KATHRYNLP 2/10/2013 9:56AM

    Now that's HOT! emoticon emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 2/10/2013 9:36AM

    Sounds hotter than I would like. Perfect is around 75 degrees.

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LEW0213 2/10/2013 9:19AM

    Just like Arkansas in the Summer!

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LODESTONE 2/10/2013 9:09AM

    What Wendy says! Need my cuddle duds to go on the course today! Sun is coming out, so should warm soon. But not warm like that.....

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GARDENCHRIS 2/10/2013 9:02AM

    I'll gladly take some! LOL

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WINE4GIRL 2/10/2013 7:30AM

    I wake up to 27 degrees and your blog! Guess which one I like better?
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ROX525 2/10/2013 7:03AM

    These are too funny! Thank you for sharing. Love especially the ducks under the umbrellas and the church sign.

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THINRONNA 2/10/2013 6:45AM

    Oh I could use some of that heat right now! It is cold cold cold here!

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JENNILACEY 2/10/2013 6:26AM

    lol, send some our way in Canada! It's been below freezing here for the last month or two. Can't wait until we switch seasons and it's winter for you and summer for us. I think we could both use the relief!

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We Just Want To Have Fun!!!

Saturday, February 09, 2013







































  
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BARBANNA 2/14/2013 11:38PM

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LJOYCE55 2/9/2013 7:36PM

  Love to come here for my daily laugh. Thank you.

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ARTJAC 2/9/2013 6:55PM

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LITTLEWIND53 2/9/2013 6:45PM

    So cute....

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MARYANN2323 2/9/2013 12:55PM

    Cheers!

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DESERTDREAMERS 2/9/2013 12:05PM

    Thanks for the laughs!

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JEANNETTE59 2/9/2013 11:10AM

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SUGARBABY60 2/9/2013 11:09AM

    Enjoyable as always!

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LEW0213 2/9/2013 10:37AM

    Thanks, Jules. These were great.

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TEXASFILLY 2/9/2013 9:43AM

    emoticon Love your funnies. Thanks! *hugs* BB~

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TIME4COFFEE 2/9/2013 9:20AM

    Love 'em!

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GAYLLYNNE 2/9/2013 8:44AM

    These are wonderful!!!!!!

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LODESTONE 2/9/2013 7:15AM

    Too funny, good way to start the day. I'll be practicing the funny walk.

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STHAX10 2/9/2013 6:58AM

    ha, i put the tv on animal planet for my cats when i go to work, lol

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LASKIE2 2/9/2013 6:36AM

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THINRONNA 2/9/2013 6:12AM

    Sooooo funny!

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NCSUE0514 2/9/2013 6:11AM

    You're always such a hoot!!!

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SPARKCHANTAL 2/9/2013 6:09AM

    where do these keep coming from???!!!!

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ROX525 2/9/2013 5:45AM

    Cute! Thank you.

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0309COOKIE 2/9/2013 5:09AM

    Funny!

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