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Saturday, January 12, 2013


It's hard not to chuckle at these little beauties


























  
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WINE4GIRL 1/16/2013 8:05PM

    love the moist owlets!


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LODESTONE 1/16/2013 5:28PM

    Cute little suckers, yes? thanks sharing.

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DESERTDREAMERS 1/14/2013 10:41PM

    Owl funny!

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SPOKENWORD 1/14/2013 9:21AM

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LITTLEWIND53 1/13/2013 12:20AM

    Oh, I love them. Thanks for the chuckle.....

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ARTJAC 1/12/2013 10:16PM

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MILLISMA 1/12/2013 9:10PM

    I love owls and these are so cute!!!!

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CATIATM 1/12/2013 4:55PM

    WAAAAAAAAA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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MARYANN2323 1/12/2013 4:44PM

    Now that was a real HOOT!

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JEANNETTE59 1/12/2013 4:41PM

  emoticon OWLS THAT HANG-OUT ON SPARKPEOPLE!

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KAYDE53 1/12/2013 4:19PM

    cute! Never see any little ones around here!

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0309COOKIE 1/12/2013 11:13AM

    Cute!

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SUGARBABY60 1/12/2013 10:58AM

    Can't work at H O O T E R S. !!! emoticon

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LIBBYG7 1/12/2013 10:55AM

    moist owlets......indeed!!!!!!!

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LJOYCE55 1/12/2013 10:34AM

  so adorable. emoticon

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LEW0213 1/12/2013 10:29AM

    These little guys are so adorable, especially the white one. Thanks, Jules.

Linda

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PAMBWS 1/12/2013 9:40AM

    Love them. Owls are such gorgeous & expressive birds.

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REFINING_LIFE 1/12/2013 9:35AM

    emoticon Too cute! Thanks for sharing these

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TIME4COFFEE 1/12/2013 9:24AM

    Enjoyed them all!

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KATHRYNLP 1/12/2013 8:58AM

    A great big.. Awwwwwwwwwwh! These were all so cute .. emoticon

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GARDENCHRIS 1/12/2013 8:06AM

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MARYJOANNA 1/12/2013 5:57AM

  How cute! emoticon

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DRB13_1 1/12/2013 5:40AM

    nice to encounter these creatures in the virtual world ONLY
very cute (but dangerous)

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SHATTERAHEART 1/12/2013 5:09AM

    Made me smile. Thank you. emoticon

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CHERIRIDDELL 1/12/2013 3:47AM

    Love them !

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The Problem With Being An Overtired Parent

Friday, January 11, 2013





  
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SPOKENWORD 1/14/2013 9:22AM

    Oh My!!
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SUGARBABY60 1/12/2013 10:55AM

    Is this what is referred to as a " High Colonic" ??? emoticon

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PAMBWS 1/12/2013 9:45AM

    Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee!

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KAYDE53 1/11/2013 10:57PM

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ARTJAC 1/11/2013 10:43PM

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MILLISMA 1/11/2013 7:37PM

    emoticon poor baby!!!!

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MARYANN2323 1/11/2013 1:37PM

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0309COOKIE 1/11/2013 1:33PM

    OMG!

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CHERIRIDDELL 1/11/2013 12:30PM

    OH my!

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THINRONNA 1/11/2013 12:10PM

    Funny!

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LESLIES537 1/11/2013 11:23AM

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LIBBYG7 1/11/2013 10:33AM

    Jules....

It took a second........and I burst out laughing....out loud!
Another winner.....

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LJOYCE55 1/11/2013 10:28AM

  Funny. emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 1/11/2013 9:56AM

    Ewwww! emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 1/11/2013 9:35AM

    Now that is overtired.... lol

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KATHRYNLP 1/11/2013 9:28AM

    OOOOPS!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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REFINING_LIFE 1/11/2013 7:59AM

    emoticon Too cute!

I remember those exhausting days all too well! Thankfully, my kids feed themselves these days, far fewer mistakes that way! emoticon

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DRB13_1 1/11/2013 6:29AM

    must be an ugly baby... isn't the old joke that when the doctor delivered it, it didn't know which end to slap? emoticon

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LASKIE2 1/11/2013 6:04AM

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FISHERESS68 1/11/2013 5:44AM

    emoticon Poor kid...... lol

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 1/11/2013 5:40AM

    I think he's going to have to disinfect that bottle after it's been there!! emoticon

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BARCLE 1/11/2013 5:36AM

    Oh, sooo true lol :-)

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Browsing through the world Costco

Tuesday, January 08, 2013




Insect repellent? Are you sure that’s what it’s for?




Good Luck! Bet it don't taste the same in a can ?




Soooo refreshing!




Hope that's not the scent!!!!




What are you looking at me for ?




Mine's Happy anyway!




So much better than old, stale ‘cok’!




I really shouldn’t find this funny...




Wow! MEGAPUSSI!!!!




Hard to refuse! What the hell is that picture of!




And they said it couldn’t be bottled. Color is a worry though!


  
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CHERIRIDDELL 1/10/2013 11:59PM

    LOL I have to stop drinking things when reading your blogs it does clear the sinuses though

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SUGARBABY60 1/10/2013 11:55PM

    You are a Funny Lady!

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ROX525 1/9/2013 5:35AM

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KAYDE53 1/8/2013 11:53PM

    I'll stay out of that Costco! emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 1/8/2013 11:31PM

    Costco? Really? In which country? Jeesh - glad I have Sam's Club membership.

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ARTJAC 1/8/2013 10:46PM

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PURPLESPEDCOW 1/8/2013 8:59PM

    where did you find these? LOL

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GOOZLEBEAR 1/8/2013 7:57PM

    I can always depend on your girlfriend, for a laugh! Thanks! emoticon

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MARYANN2323 1/8/2013 6:56PM

    Another great one! Thanks. emoticon

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LJOYCE55 1/8/2013 6:06PM

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LITTLEWIND53 1/8/2013 4:25PM

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TIME4COFFEE 1/8/2013 3:33PM

    Good for some smiles!
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0309COOKIE 1/8/2013 2:11PM

    Very funny stuff!

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GOODLOOKIN69 1/8/2013 12:12PM

    Another laugh for the morning!!! The Grace soup was really funny to me and my husband because my name is Grace and I used to tell him that he'd better be nice because this is what happened to my old boyfriends!! This was almost 20 years ago-I've mellowed since! Thanks for the laughs. emoticon

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DOGMOMMA2THREE 1/8/2013 10:32AM

    You are killing me here ! I have to stop reading your posts at work because I laugh so loud I actually snort!

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LIBBYG7 1/8/2013 10:26AM

    I ask again. WHERE -- do you find this stuff????

Thanks, as always Jules, for the laugh!!

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MILLISMA 1/8/2013 9:05AM

    Thank you, Jules. First time I've laughed in days and it feels good!

hugs...Mary Anne

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PAMBWS 1/8/2013 8:51AM

    I'm with Wendy...never drink anything when reading one of your blogs. emoticon emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 1/8/2013 8:42AM

    I am just so glad I've learned to put down the coffee before I read your blogs! Holy Moley Batwoman!
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LODESTONE 1/8/2013 7:48AM

    Omg! A little something lost (or found?) in translation????

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DRB13_1 1/8/2013 7:30AM

    funnier and funnier! emoticon

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THINRONNA 1/8/2013 7:04AM

    Ohhhh my gosh! These are hilarious!!!!!! Again....my husband thinks I 'm crazy laughing so loud. He just looked at me and said "That lady from Spark?" and walked away!

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GARDENCHRIS 1/8/2013 5:53AM

    only you!!! LOLOLOL

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FISHERESS68 1/8/2013 5:52AM

    OOO MMMM GGGGG = THAT IS SOME FUNNY STUFF GIRL.... emoticon emoticon emoticon

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If I didn't have a dog or cat......

Monday, January 07, 2013


I could walk around the yard barefoot.



My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated?

All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair.



When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel.



When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through fuzzy bodies who beat me there.

I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted, without taking into consideration how much space several fur bodies would need to get comfortable.



I would have money, and no guilt to go on a real vacation.

I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians, as I put their yet unborn grandkids through college.



The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: out, sit, down, come, no, stay, and leave it ALONE.

My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or barriers.



I would not talk 'baby talk.' 'Eat your din din.' 'Yummy yummy for the tummy'...

My house would not look like a day care center, toys everywhere.



My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats and an extra leash.



I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L, W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, O-U-T, G-O

R-I-D-E, C-O-O-K-I-E

I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.



I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog/cat ties them down too much.



I'd look forward to spring and the rainy season instead of dreading 'mud' season.

I would not have to answer the question... 'Why do you have so many animals?' from people who will never have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved unconditionally by someone as close to an ANGEL as they will ever get.



How EMPTY my life would be!

  
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SHARJOPAUL 1/8/2013 9:43AM

    So TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FISHERESS68 1/8/2013 2:45AM

    Zeek (is with the doggie angels) Zaak, Zeus all three labs. Midnight - cat , Fog Horn, Dolly and Betty - my chickens. Dogs and cat all sleep with me. It's all pure unconditional LOVE..

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ARTJAC 1/7/2013 11:14PM

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DESERTDREAMERS 1/7/2013 10:37PM

    Yep - my home and heart would be empty without my pupcakes and catnips.

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KAYDE53 1/7/2013 7:49PM

    All these are so true, but I wouldn't trade my two for the world & would have more if my hubby would let me!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 1/7/2013 6:51PM

    I really miss my Simon, and would have another one in a heartbeat if I could but sadly getting to the point where I can hardly look after myself never mind another little bundle of fur..... (sigh)

Loved your story and pictures.

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MARYANN2323 1/7/2013 2:54PM

    Empty, indeed. Can't imagine not having a little "furbaby."

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LJOYCE55 1/7/2013 2:25PM

  You forgot how you have to wipe off the back seat of your car before you let a person sit there. emoticon

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SUGARBABY60 1/7/2013 2:22PM

    After the heart break of our LEMON going over the Rainbow bridge right after Christmas we now are filling up that empty space with our two Special needs Foster dogs. They are so sweet and just little VELCRO dogs( they want to stick right to me)
This blog is right on point!

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GOODLOOKIN69 1/7/2013 1:14PM

    So true!!! I loved the part about how you are putting the vets' grandkids through school! Our boy was just there this morning. Life sure wouldn't be the same without them. emoticon emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 1/7/2013 12:55PM

    It all sounds normal to me.
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PAMBWS 1/7/2013 10:51AM

    A house without a fur-baby...is just empty.

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KATHRYNLP 1/7/2013 10:12AM

    I could never live in a house without a fur-kid. It would just be so silent and empty. This is a great blog, Jules. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LEW0213 1/7/2013 10:01AM

    All of these are so true. I'm still finding leaves in my house and the trees are bare around here. I've got to add this one; "I would be able to get up from my chair when I wanted without having to sit there because I didn't want to disturb the cat/dog sleeping on my lap."

Linda

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LODESTONE 1/7/2013 9:40AM

    Some day, maybe.

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LIBBYG7 1/7/2013 9:37AM

    Even a 'one animal owner' can feel the joy and unconditional love --- altho' I'd love to have a houseful and suffer all the aforementioned consequences!!!!!!

Love 'ya...Jules.

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DRB13_1 1/7/2013 9:29AM

    i'm thinking about getting a house dog (but not a pit bull - that's pretty much all that's available to adopt at my local shelter), and this reminds me of the LOVE a pet would bring into my home. Thanks for sharing!

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DOGMOMMA2THREE 1/7/2013 7:56AM

    How true! As I write this I am home sick with a migraine brewing....both beds are taken over by our furry children and the other one is curled up on my lap being the "comfort hound".

Love them to bits

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WINE4GIRL 1/7/2013 7:41AM

    I love this! Reminds me of all the animals in my family! Uh, the four legged variety!

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LECATES 1/7/2013 6:57AM

    Cute!

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THINRONNA 1/7/2013 6:28AM

    Wonderful blog! We will be getting a dog again when we move and simply cannot wait! It is a surprise for the kids.

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CAROL- 1/7/2013 6:10AM

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NCSUE0514 1/7/2013 5:28AM

    But wouldn't life be lonely!!!
Have a grand day~

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VEGGIE-FITNESS 1/7/2013 4:51AM

    LOL Oh my.....I'm sitting here reading your blog nodding my head yes to everything!! I have 4 cats and 2 dogs inside and 1 cat and 1 dog who come dine on my porch in the wee hours and refuse to belong to anyone. And you know what? I wouldn't trade any of it for anything. We do what we have to do for the ones we love.
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Lost In Translation The Second Coming!!

Saturday, January 05, 2013




Yeah, if you're Hulk Hogan




What in the heck are we manicuring???




Only the best "poopie"




No you amn't!




Snicker!!!




And it's the death penalty if you break this rule!




Good, because you can't spell it!




Uhhh...What???




Sperman, can leap tall ovum in a single bound!




Thank goodness I'm on a diet!!!

  
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ARTJAC 1/6/2013 12:30AM

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SUGARBABY60 1/5/2013 11:20PM

    A very thought provoking blog....and funny as hell o.

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MAXFOCUS 1/5/2013 8:49PM

    emoticon Those were fantastic!


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LIBBYG7 1/5/2013 5:03PM

    Where DO you get these, Jules!! They are hysterical.....always can count on you to lift my spirits.
Thanks --- for all.......

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0309COOKIE 1/5/2013 1:56PM

    These were all rather humorous!

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LJOYCE55 1/5/2013 12:13PM

  Love the diet aid at the end. Really makes you want to eat at home. Thank you for sharing.

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GEORGIEGURLZ 1/5/2013 11:32AM

    Loved this blog! Nothing like a little humor.

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THINRONNA 1/5/2013 10:35AM

    Oh my gosh!!!! These made me laugh out loud! Soooo funny.

Once when Quin was little and we lived in the Caribbean we got her a shirt and it mistakenly said "Winnie the Poot" on it...so I know that many of these are real!

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SHARJOPAUL 1/5/2013 10:18AM

    LOL

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PAMBWS 1/5/2013 10:16AM

    A fun start to the day...thanx. emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 1/5/2013 10:06AM

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TIME4COFFEE 1/5/2013 10:04AM

    Ah yes, we all learn sooner or later to NOT drink when reading anything you post. My screen is dry...and now, I shall safely have a sip of morning coffee.

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LODESTONE 1/5/2013 9:42AM

    Checking my electronics for poopie even as we spik inglish

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DRB13_1 1/5/2013 8:43AM

    now I'm REALLY glad I haven't tried writing in Mandarin characters to a native - who knows what my writing would say?!?!?!?
These are really funny

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GARDENCHRIS 1/5/2013 7:21AM

    to funny! rubbing against the wall???? just the thought..... emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 1/5/2013 6:48AM

    Lordy-Lordy Jules... you made my coffee squirt out my nose... emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 1/5/2013 6:36AM

    I gotta stop reading your blogs with my morning coffee...
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DESERTDREAMERS 1/5/2013 6:30AM

    Engrish funny talk emoticon

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NCSUE0514 1/5/2013 5:19AM

    Love 'em!!!

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