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Some Things Just Don't Translate Well

Friday, January 04, 2013




Why thank you!!



Can you wipe them on Elmo after???



And the crafty are also slippery!



Pardon??



I say we send all our "cow somethings" to China !



Yup!!



Great, I *hate* stale herpes!



Mmmmmm, the best part!!



No wonder China has never won a war!



Thanks for the tip, I'll write it down....

  
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THINRONNA 1/6/2013 4:11AM

    I somehow missed this one! My husband thinks I'm crazy I was laughing so hard!

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GOODLOOKIN69 1/5/2013 10:54AM

    Too funny!! Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh! Have a great one. emoticon emoticon

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FISHERESS68 1/5/2013 1:06AM

    HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE LLLLLLOOOOOLLLLLLL LOVE YA JULES... emoticon

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KAYDE53 1/5/2013 12:27AM

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ARTJAC 1/4/2013 9:09PM

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MARYANN2323 1/4/2013 5:38PM

    Hilarious!

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MSBEKANATOR 1/4/2013 4:45PM

    Thanks for the laugh! Awesome!

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LMB-ESQ 1/4/2013 3:43PM

    ROFLMAO!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SASSISPRING 1/4/2013 1:54PM

    Oh gosh SO FUNNY!!!!!

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NCSUE0514 1/4/2013 1:08PM

    Not sure where you got those but please check www.engrish.com - it's loaded with stuff like that!!!

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LJOYCE55 1/4/2013 12:59PM

  That explains most of the assemble yourself instructions I've read.

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LIBBYG7 1/4/2013 12:38PM

    Brilliant!!! emoticon emoticon

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0309COOKIE 1/4/2013 12:23PM

    These were rather humorous!

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DOLLFACEDX 1/4/2013 10:44AM

    I'll be sharing these. . .LOL

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GOOZLEBEAR 1/4/2013 10:42AM

    Oh my!! Very interesting and funny! emoticon

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GARDENCHRIS 1/4/2013 10:19AM

    to funny!

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LEW0213 1/4/2013 9:55AM

    I've got to send the one on grilled chicken ass to my son. He works for a company that sells chicken. hehehe!

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KATHRYNLP 1/4/2013 9:42AM

    Well Jules... we all fight over the Popes Nose on the turkey. Does that count as chicken a$$? emoticon emoticon emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 1/4/2013 9:14AM

    Great translations!

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PYNETREE 1/4/2013 8:38AM

    Pictures are worth a thousand funny words! Thanks for sharing! emoticon

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LODESTONE 1/4/2013 8:34AM

    funnies well worth sharing! Good giggle to start the day emoticon

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PAMBWS 1/4/2013 8:30AM

    Too funny...I really love translations.

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WINE4GIRL 1/4/2013 6:54AM

    I almost spit my coffee on the computer screen!
Great chuckles to start my morning!


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DRB13_1 1/4/2013 6:42AM

    I enjoyed a trip to China some years ago and took pictures of many "lost in translation" signs. I thought it was interesting to see signs saying "Don't spit anywhere" until I realized the sign over the water fountain at MY gym here in the US ALSO says "Please do nit spit in the fountain." So I guess that is universal. emoticon

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10 Things Dogs Hate About People

Thursday, January 03, 2013


1. Blaming your farts on me



2. Yelling at me for barking. I'm a dog for crying out loud!!!!



3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?



4. Anything that involves balancing food on my nose, stop it!!



5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home



6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled the dog, Woo Hoo, what a great accomplishment for the top of the food chain



7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip" then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back there



8. Gettin upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet



9. Dog sweaters. Hello ????? Have you noticed the fur?



10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look ..... we both know the truth, you are just jealous.



Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here. You don't see me picking up your poop do you??


  
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DESERTDREAMERS 1/6/2013 8:01AM

    Cute emoticon

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PAMBWS 1/4/2013 9:40AM

    The poor pug in the bunny costume would have made me spray coffee all over - if I'd been silly enough to drink while reading this.

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LISAN0415 1/4/2013 4:39AM

    LOL!


My cat thinks even though I spoil him, that I must have hired the vaccuum as a trained asassain to murder him!

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KAYDE53 1/4/2013 12:37AM

    those pugs are more laid back than the ones that I've ever owned; mine would have been spinning like tops if I'd put outfits or fake hair on them. emoticon (they love to chase their tails)

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 1/4/2013 12:35AM

   

I guess there's always exceptions to the rule Cheri. Mine hate the coats and only Maggs put up with her booties on her back feet because they kept her from slipping after her spinal surgery.

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CHERIRIDDELL 1/4/2013 12:28AM

    Juleen,I have told you about the weather here my dog waits for her sweater ,hello some days she wears a coat.One day my husband forgot to put her boots on when it was like minus 30 and she was so mad she came in hopping straight to me.She loves getting him told off LOL ,now she comes downstairs to see mke before she will go out if the weather is too cold and he refuses to put her boots on when she holds up a paw!!!!

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ARTJAC 1/3/2013 9:31PM

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GOOZLEBEAR 1/3/2013 9:21PM

    Those are priceless!! thanks for the chuckle!!!! emoticon

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0309COOKIE 1/3/2013 6:05PM

    These were good.

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LJOYCE55 1/3/2013 5:36PM

  How do you keep coming up with these - soo funny. Thank you for sharing.

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GBSLIM 1/3/2013 10:19AM

    Too too funny. Thanx I needed a good laugh and I was ROFL at the poor little guy in the bunny suit.
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KATHRYNLP 1/3/2013 10:03AM

    Awhhhh the wonderous joy of owning a CAT! LoL emoticon emoticon

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LASKIE2 1/3/2013 9:35AM

    I love walking the dog!

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MILLISMA 1/3/2013 9:32AM

    These are great!!!!

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SUGARBABY60 1/3/2013 9:15AM

    I do love your humor Jules!

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LIBBYG7 1/3/2013 8:58AM

   
#2, 10 & 11 hit home with me particularly!!! Lucy - poops and runs, so I'm pulling her back on her leash while I pick up her 'stuff'...it takes coordination!!!

This is wonderfully hysterical! Thanks Jules.
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LODESTONE 1/3/2013 8:55AM

    Someone is always in the right place with a camera for these shots! Funny!

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PCOH051610 1/3/2013 8:54AM

    These are great! I just logged in while at work (in a library) and burst out laughing at some of the expressions!

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GAYLLYNNE 1/3/2013 8:45AM

    These are fabulous!!! Thanks for shariang

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LMB-ESQ 1/3/2013 7:40AM

    emoticon The pic of the lost ball is hilarious. Thanks for my laugh for the day!

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My Favourite Things

Wednesday, January 02, 2013

To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are the lyrics she used:



(Sing It!) - If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!!

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.



  
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PAMBWS 1/4/2013 9:49AM

    emoticon emoticon Truer words were never spoken...er, sung!

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THINRONNA 1/3/2013 1:46AM

    So terrific!

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CHERIRIDDELL 1/2/2013 11:46PM

    Priceless trust you to find it!!!

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DESERTDREAMERS 1/2/2013 9:44PM

    Terrific!

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GOOZLEBEAR 1/2/2013 9:15PM

    Love it Jules, thanks!

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MAXFOCUS 1/2/2013 8:47PM

    So funny!! emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 1/2/2013 5:00PM

    That is awesome!
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LJOYCE55 1/2/2013 2:18PM

  Love the elephants. Thank you for keeping it light here.

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TIME4COFFEE 1/2/2013 10:41AM

    Priceless~!
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LMB-ESQ 1/2/2013 10:30AM

    HAHAHAHA emoticon emoticon

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MILLISMA 1/2/2013 9:58AM

    I heard this and absolutely loved it. Thanks for posting the words. It's a keeper!!!

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0309COOKIE 1/2/2013 9:39AM

    How clever.

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LIBBYG7 1/2/2013 9:28AM

    I CAN sing......but I'm laughing so hard.....it's hard to get the notes out!!1

Thanks, Jules, for starting my new year out so cheerily!!!
I can count on you!!!!!!

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GARDENCHRIS 1/2/2013 9:24AM

    just what I expected! emoticon

and a new page!

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KATHRYNLP 1/2/2013 9:16AM

    Too funny, Jules.... emoticon emoticon

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LODESTONE 1/2/2013 6:16AM

    Wish I could sing. Tooo funny- nice snort of laughter with my morning coffee.

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For The Fun Of A Cat

Tuesday, January 01, 2013







































  
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PAMBWS 1/4/2013 9:46AM

    Another posting that I had to be careful NOT to be drinking coffee!

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ARTJAC 1/3/2013 9:34PM

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THINRONNA 1/3/2013 3:54AM

    So cute! Thanks for the smile this morning.

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CHERIRIDDELL 1/2/2013 11:49PM

    LOL !

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KAYDE53 1/1/2013 7:48PM

    Sooo cute!!!

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LJOYCE55 1/1/2013 7:28PM

  Thank you and happy new year. emoticon

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0309COOKIE 1/1/2013 4:05PM

    Aaaawww, how cute!

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CATIATM 1/1/2013 1:14PM

    So cute! emoticon

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DOTMUL 1/1/2013 11:13AM

    This made me chuckle and then finally laugh out loud. But laughter is good for the health, right? Thanks for the laughter.

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GOOZLEBEAR 1/1/2013 10:39AM

    Very funny and also so precious!

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MILLISMA 1/1/2013 10:09AM

    Love them and the last one has always been one of my favorites!!!

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TIME4COFFEE 1/1/2013 10:07AM

    Hilarious!

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SHARJOPAUL 1/1/2013 9:55AM

    Love them!

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LEW0213 1/1/2013 9:39AM

    Just loved the last one! As a matter of fact, I loved them all. Thanks, Jules.

Happy New Year,
Linda

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LIBBYG7 1/1/2013 9:20AM

    After having cats in my life for over 3 decades ...... these pics have a special meaning for me...not to mention a good laugh.

Thanks, Jules....and Happy New Year.!

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LODESTONE 1/1/2013 9:03AM

    Equal time for the kitties-- They're all so darn cute!

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KATHRYNLP 1/1/2013 8:52AM

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwh!!! Some!!!! emoticon

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MARYJOANNA 1/1/2013 5:57AM

  What adorable pictures! I love cats and I do have a cat named Holly.

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For The Love Of The Dog

Monday, December 31, 2012
























  
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ARTJAC 1/3/2013 9:36PM

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CHERIRIDDELL 1/2/2013 11:47PM

    Jules this says it all can I vote this best blog ever?

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DOTMUL 1/1/2013 11:15AM

    Adorable. Love it when my Papillon comes up and curls up next to me in the bed. Feels like all's right with the world!

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MAXFOCUS 1/1/2013 12:09AM

    Those are fantastic quotes and photos! Happy New Year!
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GOOZLEBEAR 12/31/2012 8:50PM

    Those are so adorable and so true! There's nothing like the love of our pups and kitties.

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THINRONNA 12/31/2012 12:30PM

    Wonderful! My kids asked me to look at your blog to see if you had more dog pictures today and you do! We all loved this blog. Thanks!

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LMB-ESQ 12/31/2012 11:53AM

    I woke up this morning with three dogs curled up against me and I didn't want to move. It's the most peaceful feeling in the world :-)

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MILLISMA 12/31/2012 10:40AM

    I just love all those faces!!!! The one with the baby is priceless.

hugs to you, Jules and a very Happy New Year

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MILLIE5522 12/31/2012 10:30AM

    Just so adorable! Thank you!

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LJOYCE55 12/31/2012 10:24AM

  Happy New Year to you! emoticon

The baby picture is adorable.

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KATHRYNLP 12/31/2012 10:23AM

    Happy New Year, Jules... loved all of these... emoticon emoticon

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0309COOKIE 12/31/2012 10:09AM

    This was a simply wonderful blog.

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PCOH051610 12/31/2012 9:40AM

    Adorable and so true! Woof

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PAMBWS 12/31/2012 9:26AM

    Happy New Year's Jules. Truffles always makes my day better!

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LIBBYG7 12/31/2012 8:49AM

    Happy New Year, Jules....! Special Lady!!!!!

Yes....dogs are all that and more. Lucy is an extension of my heart, my sense of humor - my love.

The longer we're together ---- the more we become 'joined at the hip' --- and I wouldn't have it any other way, I grew up with dogs -- have loved them my whole life. Had cats during my working years - and grew to love them and their inscrutable ways..... And now, to have Lucy - when I have all the time I have to spend with her - is an unexpected gift.....
Give all yours an extra hug and thanks for ........ being you!!

Big Hugs,
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LASKIE2 12/31/2012 8:23AM

    Love the baby & the dog!

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LODESTONE 12/31/2012 7:12AM

    How cute! Thanks for giving me a morning smile.

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REMEMBER2BME 12/31/2012 7:10AM

    Perfect. Thank you!

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WINE4GIRL 12/31/2012 6:59AM

    emoticon Thanks... Tomorrow is two years since we lost Dylan. Sure miss that puppy.

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ROX525 12/31/2012 6:47AM

    I have a plaque on my wall that states "Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are." Have a great new year and thank you for these lovely pictures....

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GAYLLYNNE 12/31/2012 6:45AM

    These are fabulous!! Thanks so much for sharing :)

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MARYJOANNA 12/31/2012 5:34AM

  Adorable pictures!

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