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It's Raining Cats and Dogs Part 42

Monday, July 28, 2014



































  
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MARYANN2323 7/28/2014 1:13PM

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IDLETYME 7/28/2014 12:11PM

    I like "dis here is my butt"!!!! emoticon

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GOOZLEBEAR 7/28/2014 11:34AM

    Those are all funny. Thanks for the Monday chuckle Jules.

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TWEETYKC00 7/28/2014 11:34AM

    lol

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LODESTONE 7/28/2014 10:29AM

    Now we KNOW what goes on in the minds of our pets!

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OLDERDANDRT 7/28/2014 10:20AM

    LOL!!! Laughed right out loud on these!! Esp., "dog, the bounty hunter" and the kitty with his "casual face"!! hehe!! Thanks for starting my day with a chuckle, Jules!! Hope you are having a great day!! (((HUGS)))

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TIME4COFFEE 7/28/2014 10:20AM

    Poor Frank. Walter's going to miss him.

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TEXASFILLY 7/28/2014 10:03AM

    Hahahahaha~ who could ever say that animals don't have their own distinct personalities! These are precious, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SANDRALEET 7/28/2014 8:25AM

    I love there expression Who me No buggy man did it

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Made Me Laugh Part 19

Sunday, July 27, 2014



































  
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ARTJAC 7/28/2014 3:19AM

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TIME4COFFEE 7/27/2014 8:54PM

    Hee hee!

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DOVESEYES 7/27/2014 8:40PM

    Great ones. Thanks

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LITTLEWIND53 7/27/2014 8:20PM

    Sis laughs at me because I usually have a 2 year supply of TP on hand, and every year I go buy another years supply when it comes on sale.....

I like that huge pink role..... that is the size I would like to see, lol..

Thanks for the images. Sure got me to chuckle today....

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IMLOCOLINDA 7/27/2014 7:45PM

    They made me laugh too! emoticon

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123ELAINE456 7/27/2014 6:48PM

  LOL!!!

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DESERTDREAMERS 7/27/2014 3:01PM

    TP & wet wipes are necessities!

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IDLETYME 7/27/2014 2:56PM

    No toilet paper certainly IS a problem! emoticon

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LODESTONE 7/27/2014 1:01PM

    Not sure what Macgyver would do, but I sure sympathize with the ape!

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CHERIRIDDELL 7/27/2014 12:16PM

    LOL had to laugh at the TP ones my husband was in a tactical squadron they had horrid conditions in war zones ,you have never seen a man so particular about his TP I have to buy the softest and it has to be in plentiful supply he'd freak if we got low !

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TWEETYKC00 7/27/2014 11:48AM

    lol

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OLDERDANDRT 7/27/2014 11:26AM

    These are great!! Nice with the inclusion of the Walmartians!! LOL!! I was also tickled with Spock and the "check engine light"!! ROFLMBO!!!
Hope you are having a great day!! (((HUGS)))

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LIVINGLOVINLIFE 7/27/2014 11:02AM

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TEXASFILLY 7/27/2014 10:43AM

    HA! Now who on earth would be seen in public like that?!?!? OMG! As for TP, if ever "stranded" ~ even 1-ply would come in mighty handy. HA! emoticon BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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2BDYNAMIC 7/27/2014 8:07AM

    Love the grimacing guy getting ready for a REAM job!!! .......... (guys are such sissies!) .............. As for the TP ........... My dh calls it 'brownie film' ............ I make it a sure thing to have a case or two extra in our storage; I never want to dash over to the neighbors huse with pants half mast and beg for TP! .................. emoticon (That would be hairy!) ............... (no pun intended) .................
(btw: on my poll ....... thanks and you just read along later ok?)

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PAMBWS 7/27/2014 7:59AM

    Loved McGyver!

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SANDRALEET 7/27/2014 7:47AM

    Oh for the need of toilet paper

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Caturday Part 5

Saturday, July 26, 2014



































  
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ARTJAC 7/27/2014 4:06AM

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CHERIRIDDELL 7/27/2014 12:25AM

    Love the goldfish

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IMLOCOLINDA 7/26/2014 7:27PM

    emoticon Some great puns here. Loved 'trashed' and 'drained'!! emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 7/26/2014 6:30PM

    Can't choose just one, I love them all....

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  I'm hiding this from Horatio! H emoticon e doesn't need any help getting into trouble

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123ELAINE456 7/26/2014 12:45PM

  I love the one Claiming the Tiny Human. Love all of the Photos and Quotes. They are So Very Cute and Sweet. God Blessings Always. Thank You and Have a Great Weekend. Hugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Take Care.

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GOOZLEBEAR 7/26/2014 12:25PM

    Great ones, Jules, Thanks! emoticon

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GENRE009 7/26/2014 12:20PM

    Love these cat pic's. There are many funny things I catch mine doing every day. they keep you young. eva

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TIME4COFFEE 7/26/2014 12:07PM

    So darn cute!

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TEXASFILLY 7/26/2014 11:22AM

    Hahahaha~ you gotta know I love cats & this gave me another great belly laugh. Thanks, sweetie~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 7/26/2014 11:12AM

    These are hilarious!! LOL!!! "drained" and " trashed" and the one claiming the baby, I think, are my favs out of this batch, but really, I love them all!! Thanks, Jules!! Hope you are well and enjoying your day!! (((HUGS)))

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LIVINGLOVINLIFE 7/26/2014 11:04AM

    They are precious pictures I love every one of them. Thanks for sharing.

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IDLETYME 7/26/2014 9:30AM

    I love the kitty claiming the tiny human!!! Happy Weekend!

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DESERTDREAMERS 7/26/2014 8:19AM

    Doesn't it look like the goldfish is biting the cat's tail?

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PAMBWS 7/26/2014 8:06AM

    Love the goldfish win! As always, a great way to start my day. Thanx.

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WINE4GIRL 7/26/2014 8:05AM

    Ha ha ha! I've felt like that before!

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TESTYCATLADYP 7/26/2014 7:39AM

    Thank you for the chuckle. emoticon

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MAVERICKDR 7/26/2014 7:37AM

    This was so doggone cute. Saturday is my one day to "sleep in", I turn off my usual 5:20 am alarm and my pussy cat Cosmo wakes me up at 5:40. Such a good boy! It's Caturday here, too.

Be blessed.

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SANDRALEET 7/26/2014 7:34AM

    All so funny

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2BDYNAMIC 7/26/2014 7:31AM

    Very good and I like the fish that is showing the cat the what for!! emoticon

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LODESTONE 7/26/2014 6:56AM

    Clever ones! Love the claimed human!

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DOVESEYES 7/26/2014 6:26AM

    LOL

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Kids And The Ocean

Friday, July 25, 2014

This was sent to me ages ago and I just came across it and had a laugh. I know you all will love it.


The Ocean - ALL you Need to Know!!
Children Writing About the Oceanů.

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)


2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)


3) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)


4) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy, age 8)


5) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and
pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)


6) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better
off eating beans. (William, age 7)


7) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and
I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?
Like, really? (Helen, age 6)


8) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think
they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)


9) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy small. (Kevin, age 6)


10) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)


11) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was
going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right
up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)




  
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IMLOCOLINDA 7/26/2014 12:06AM

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TEXASFILLY 7/25/2014 11:25PM

    Hahahahaha~ Art Linkletter said it best, "Kids say the darnedest things!" Thanks for another hilarious blog, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 7/25/2014 11:24PM

    Lordy, lordy!

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123ELAINE456 7/25/2014 3:00PM

  Out Of The Mouths Of Babes. Very Cute And Funny. Love Them All And The Photos Too/ Thank You.

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TIME4COFFEE 7/25/2014 12:58PM

    Kids, the things they come up with! emoticon

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SASSISPRING 7/25/2014 12:50PM

    Seriously, that is a good questions - how do mermaids get pregnant? LOL!!!!

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OLDERDANDRT 7/25/2014 11:31AM

    ROFLMBO!! An that first guy......if that were true, I could totally understand the expression on his face!! LOL!!
Hope you are having a great day!! (((HUGS)))

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LITTLEWIND53 7/25/2014 9:59AM

    Out of the mouths of babes.....

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IDLETYME 7/25/2014 9:51AM

    Those really are cute - Thanks for sharing!

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PAMBWS 7/25/2014 9:01AM

    #10 sounds like it could be fun! emoticon Kids see some things so clearly.

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DOVESEYES 7/25/2014 8:43AM

    Kids!!!

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LODESTONE 7/25/2014 7:36AM

    Kids say the darndest things-- Art Linkletter

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SANDRALEET 7/25/2014 7:19AM

    Kids and politicians can live in a warld of there own

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TWEETYKC00 7/25/2014 6:46AM

    lol gotta love kids

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Pregnancy & Baby Instructions

Thursday, July 24, 2014

THESE ARE MEANT TO BE FUNNY, I'M NOT ADVOCATING ANYTHING BY POSTING THESE



































  
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MCJULIEO 7/25/2014 11:39PM

    Hee hee hee

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    Oh, my!

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CHERIRIDDELL 7/25/2014 12:27AM

    Jules you mean I did something wrong playing chess with Kayleigh?????

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CHERIRIDDELL 7/25/2014 12:27AM

    Jules you mean I did something wrong playing chess with Kayleigh?????

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123ELAINE456 7/24/2014 6:46PM

  Very Cute and Well Said. Funny too. Thank You.

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JEANNETTE59 7/24/2014 4:47PM

  emoticon emoticon That's how the Stork Bundles!

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TEXASFILLY 7/24/2014 3:06PM

    HA! Boy howdy! Seeing that makes me glad I didn't have kids! *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 7/24/2014 2:43PM

    I appreciate your disclaimer at the start, hon. I really do, but you know what????? These are just downright funny!!! WooHoo!!! Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs, Jules! Hope you are having a fabulous day!! (((HUGS)))

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LITTLEWIND53 7/24/2014 12:42PM

    Funny.....

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LJOYCE55 7/24/2014 10:53AM

  seems reasonable.

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LIVINGLOVINLIFE 7/24/2014 10:47AM

    Funny and cute, but I think there those out there that could learn from some of them.

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IDLETYME 7/24/2014 9:20AM

    cute! emoticon

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PAMBWS 7/24/2014 7:55AM

    Funny. Glad none of it applies to me!

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SANDRALEET 7/24/2014 7:40AM

    Funny with some truth

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LODESTONE 7/24/2014 7:19AM

    Glad my baby days are over!!!! All those choices- good and bad!!!

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2BDYNAMIC 7/24/2014 7:07AM

    emoticon Loved that thong swimwear!! .......... And riding that bull--perhaps this is more needful than you realize ............. emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 7/24/2014 6:00AM

    lol

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ILOVEROSES 7/24/2014 5:55AM

    Good ones!

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WINE4GIRL 7/24/2014 5:47AM

    Too funny!

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MARYJOANNA 7/24/2014 5:18AM

  Very cute!

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