Friday, January 11, 2013
LOOK AWAY MEN! THIS RANT IS FUELED BY PMS!
My weekly weigh in is tomorrow and I have been blessed (she says sarcastically rolling her eyes back) with my monthly gift. Dear Lord, I have moved well beyond my child bearing years so could you cue evolution or Mother Nature or whom ever you put in charge of this to catch up in this game?!? Bloat, balloon, billow, distend, enlarge, expand, inflate, swell, call it what you may, I have puffed up and I am dreading tomorrow's weight in! May the dear Lord stick a pin in me over night and drain this bilge water from my body.