“A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.”
—FRANCIS BACON, 16th-century English philosopher and essayist
MUCH HAPPINESS IS OVERLOOKED
BECAUSE IT DOESN’T COST ANYTHING.
NEVER . . .
“ . . . ascribe to malice that which can be explained by incompetence.”
“ . . . hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.”
“ . . . throw mud. You may miss the mark, and you’ll have dirty hands.”
DIAMETER OF THE WIRE IN A STANDARD PAPER CLIP: ABOUT .04 INCHES.
Two turkey vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead armadillos. The flight attendant stops them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, we allow only one carrion per passenger.”
There's no place like home.