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Words of Wisdom

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

NEVER . . .
“ . . . ascribe to malice that which can be explained by incompetence.”
—Napoleon

“ . . . hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.”
—Winston Churchill

“ . . . throw mud. You may miss the mark, and you’ll have dirty hands.”
—Joseph Parker


DIAMETER OF THE WIRE IN A STANDARD PAPER CLIP: ABOUT .04 INCHES.

  
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EMGERBER 10/19/2011 7:08AM

    Interesting! Thanks for sharing.

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TATTER3 10/19/2011 7:05AM

    About where my mind is today!!! Keep Sparkin'!!!

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CAT609 10/19/2011 7:02AM

    Great thoughts. Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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Travel Hassle

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Two turkey vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead armadillos. The flight attendant stops them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, we allow only one carrion per passenger.”

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FRANCES-AGAPE 10/18/2011 7:57PM

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So BAD it's GOOD !!

Give it a minute...it will grow on you !

BLESSINGS!

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MRE1956 10/18/2011 6:54AM

    OHHHHHH - that was SOOOOO bad!

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10-17-2011

Monday, October 17, 2011

There's no place like home.

  
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TRUE-NESS 10/17/2011 5:08PM

    So true. So true.

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DMT1956 10/17/2011 9:30AM

    yes

shut the door

kick the shoes off.

music on low.

SP on track.

family hovering doing their own thing.

dogs nagging to go out.

windy rain outside.

chilling in shorts and t shirt.

nights off bliss.

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my space.mytime.my home ahhhh.

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55WALKER 10/17/2011 7:49AM

    I've noticed that myself.
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AZMOMXTWO 10/17/2011 7:33AM

  I agree

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JOHNMARTINMILES 10/17/2011 7:31AM

    Be it ever so humble!

Make it a great week!

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BRAINTEASER

Thursday, October 13, 2011


Two-eff Jeff was sitting in a chair in the middle of the room. One-eff Jef walked up and said, “I’ll bet you a dollar that before I run around your chair three times, you’ll get up. And I promise I won’t push you or throw things at you. When you get up, it will be by choice.” Two-eff Jeff took the bet, thinking he’d make an easy dollar. But it was soon obvious that One-eff Jef had won. Why?


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ANSWER:

One-eff Jef ran around the chair twice and then said, “I’ll be back in a week to run around it a third time.”













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TYGRLILY 10/13/2011 8:14AM

    hahahhaha nice!

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Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

What do you get when you use LSD along with birth-control pills?

A trip without the kids.


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