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TUESDAY TICKLE

Tuesday, March 15, 2011



Clive: What’s in that box you’re putting by your bedroom wall?

Tommy: A cat. I’ve been dreaming about mice at night, and I’m scared of them. The cat is to catch them.

Clive: But the mice you dream about are imaginary.

Tommy: So is the cat.

  
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SVELTINGTON 3/15/2011 3:18PM

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TEDYBEAR2838 3/15/2011 9:02AM

    awe, that is so cute!Q

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LINDAMARIEZ1 3/15/2011 6:48AM

    sweet spark page

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JFREDERICK11 3/15/2011 6:36AM

    Cute! ' Imaginary' can start something real to disappear. Hopefully it is unwanted wieght.

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Monday funny

Monday, March 14, 2011



OFF-OFF BROADWAY
A choreographer places twenty rabbits in a row. He directs them to move back several steps in unison. “Spectacular!” he exclaims. “A receding hare-line!”

  
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SVELTINGTON 3/14/2011 1:17PM

    will you be playing here all week?
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818VALERIE 3/14/2011 8:33AM

    oh I see what you did - you pulled a bunny!

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TEDYBEAR2838 3/14/2011 8:06AM

    that is CUTE!

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TEDYBEAR2838 3/14/2011 8:06AM

    that is CUTE!

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BARABOODAN1 3/14/2011 6:19AM

    hehehehe

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AN AMAZING FIND

Saturday, March 12, 2011

In March 2007, Leslie Mason and her son were cutting down some trees along the border of their property in Menasha, Wisconsin, when they spotted a digital camera in the bushes. Mason checked the camera and found the contact info for a photographer named Charles Boesen on it. She called Boesen and he was surprised—it had been stolen a year earlier, right after he photographed a wedding but before he made prints for the newlyweds, Karen and Tory Nordlinder. Amazingly, when Boesen checked the camera, the memory card—and the wedding pictures—were still intact. “I almost cried,” said the relieved photographer. “I’m thinking, this bride is going to be so overjoyed when she finds out.”


I just emoticon a happy ending, don't you?

  
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TEDYBEAR2838 3/12/2011 4:51PM

    WOW, that is so awesome!

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BRENDAF761 3/12/2011 11:54AM

    That's a great story!

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SVELTINGTON 3/12/2011 9:31AM

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SHARJOPAUL 3/12/2011 8:16AM

    Wow that's wonderful

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NWLIFESRC 3/12/2011 8:15AM

    Cool what luck

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Fortune

Friday, March 11, 2011

Change yourself and fortune will change with you. -Portuguese proverb

I like this one very much. It really is true, too. I have really noticed that I am a different person with all the weight I have lost. I am more outgoing and happy nearly all of the time.

Change is something most people are afraid of. In my opinion, there is NOTHING to be scared of...change really means you are alive and experiencing life in all its glory! Embrace change - it is really good for you!

  
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ANIMALMAGIC 3/12/2011 4:44AM

  I love your blogs hun. Always give me the feelgood factor....
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SVELTINGTON 3/11/2011 2:00PM

    I agree!
Lack of change is like stagnant water.


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BRAINTEASERS

Thursday, March 10, 2011

1. Head and tail are equal; my middle is barely here. Right side up or upside down, the same I do appear. But if you cut my head off, nothing would be there. What am I?

2. I am very small, but I help to carry a great weight, even though I walk on my head. What am I?

Scroll down for the answers.
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Keep on going.
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Almost there.
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Here they are.
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Answers:
1. The number 8
2. A nail in a horseshoe

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LLLAWSON 3/10/2011 11:11AM

    Boy my brain is tired.

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CEREIC1 3/10/2011 8:24AM

    I liked the first one especially!

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DDOORN 3/10/2011 8:04AM

    You know you're getting old when even the word "brainteaser" hurts my head...lol!

Don

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55WALKER 3/10/2011 7:12AM

    emoticonstumped me twice

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