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Monday 9-9-2013 Mirth

Monday, September 09, 2013

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, laying out the rules for dorm living: “The girls’ dorm is off-limits for all male students, and the boys’ dorm is off-limits for all female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $40. If you’re caught a second time, the fine is $80, and if you’re caught a third time, it will cost you $160! Any questions?”
A male student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “How much for a season pass."
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    leave it to men! lol

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Sunday 9-8-2013 Silly

Sunday, September 08, 2013


Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

  
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FITNESSGONNABE 9/8/2013 8:55PM

  Another great one!


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    tee hee

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    Oh, that was good!

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Saturday 9-7-2013 Assortment

Saturday, September 07, 2013

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I, Noah.
I, Noah who?
I Noah secret about you, so open up!
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Where did the idea for the first rubber swim fins originate

In Tahiti, where American yachtsman Owen Churchill saw natives attach woven palm fronds to their feet to propel them through the water when they were swimming and diving. Inspired, he patented and sold the first rubber swim fins in 1940.
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Phoebe Buffay (Friends)

When Friends began in 1994, Lisa Kudrow found it difficult to portray her flighty, hippie-ish character—she’s nothing like that in real life. But costar Jennifer Aniston is. Said Kudrow, “Jennifer introduced me to books that gave me an insight into that spiritual world.” So Kudrow read the books … and studied Aniston.
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In the 1982 pilot episode of Mama’s Family, Mama (Vicki Lawrence) dies.

  
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    Owen Churchill turned out to be a very smart man. Love Lisa Kudrow!

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    Enjoy your weekend Judy! I'm going to the mall shopping today. I'll get some exercise in and have fun! emoticon

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Friday 9-6-2013 Assortment

Friday, September 06, 2013

Jeffrey was 80 years old and had a medical problem that required a very complicated surgery. His son, Christopher, was a renowned surgeon, and Jeffrey insisted that he perform the operation. On the day of the procedure, as he lay on the operating table waiting for his anesthesia, Jeffrey asked to speak to his son.
“Yes, Dad, what is it?” said Christopher.
His dad said, “Don’t worry, Christopher. Do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well and something should happen to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”
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When it comes to hybrid dogs, what breeds are crossed to create a Chiweenie? How about a Cock-A-Mo? Or a Scoodle?

Chiweenie is a cross between a Chihuahua and a Dachshund; a Cock-A-Mo, between an American Eskimo and a Cocker Spaniel; and a Scoodle, between a Poodle and a Scottish Terrier.
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In September 2009, Conan O’Brien was filming a footrace with actress Teri Hatcher on the set of The Tonight Show when he slipped and fell, hitting his head on the floor. Slightly dazed, he cut to a commercial, walked to his dressing room, changed clothes, and came back out to continue the taping—but realized he couldn’t read his cue cards. “It was like a menu for an Egyptian restaurant,” he said later. He tried to continue, but producers finally stopped the Friday-night taping and sent him to the hospital, where he was diagnosed with a concussion. “I promise,” he told the crowd on the following Monday’s show, “if you’re a good audience, I’ll do it again!”
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The original form of the aliens on 3rd Rock from the Sun: “gelatinous purple tubes.”

  
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Thursday 9-5-2013 Assortment

Thursday, September 05, 2013

Father: How was your first class in American history?
Boy: Great! I already made a huge discovery about the Civil War.
Father: What’s that?
Boy: Many battles were fought at National Park sites!
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Today is the first day of 5774 on the Jewish calendar. What event is believed to have occurred on the first day of year 1 on that calendar?

The creation of Adam and Eve on the sixth day of creation, which Jewish scholars in the Middle Ages determined took place on October 7, 3761 B.C.E.
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TUBE QUIZ

We’ve mashed together the scenarios of two shows. Can you guess their blended titles?

1. A writer (Bob Newhart) buys a Vermont inn for some peace and quiet, which he doesn’t get … because he keeps having to solve jewel-heist mysteries with his wife (Stefanie Powers).

2. Two divorced women move in together to raise their children; one (Susan Saint James) is the mother of a headstrong teenager … the other (Calista Flockhart) is a flaky lawyer who wears extremely short miniskirts.

3. An executive (Christina Applegate) gets in an accident and has amnesia, rendering her unable to remember anything … such as whether she or her live-in male housekeeper (Tony Danza) is the one really running the house.

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1. Newhart + Hart to Hart = Newhart to Hart
2. Kate & Allie + Ally McBeal = Katie & Ally(ie) McBeal
3. Samantha Who + Who’s the Boss? = Samantha Who’s the Boss?
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Q: Who played the Dolly Parton role in the TV version of 9 to 5?
A: Her sister, Rachel Dennison.

  
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