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Wednesday 6-12-2013 Assortment

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

One evening at a medical convention, four renowned psychiatrists were chatting. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one we can go to with our own problems.”
Another said, “Since we’re all professionals, why don’t we each take some time right now to share something we feel guilty about?”
The others agreed. The first confessed, “I’m involved in selling drugs, and I often convince my patients to sell them for me.”
The second psychiatrist revealed, “I love expensive things, and so I cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can.”
The third followed with, “I have an almost uncontrollable desire to kill some of my patients.”
The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, “I know I’m supposed to be able to, but no matter how hard I try, I can’t keep a secret …”
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What sports-related 2002 comedy was the first Western-made feature film aired on state-run TV in North Korea?

Bend It Like Beckham. A message shown during the December 2009 broadcast said the soccer flick was being broadcast to mark the tenth anniversary of diplomatic ties between North Korea and Great Britain.
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THANKS, TELEVISION!

“The farther I got out, I could tell the ice was getting thinner, but I didn’t think I was going to break through,” said 13-year-old Joe … who broke through. With only his head and hands above the surface at a neighborhood pond in Shawnee, Kansas, Joe began to panic. But then he heard the calls of his older brother, Jacob: “Don’t flop around! Remember Man vs. Wild? Stay calm!” Joe followed his instructions, and a few minutes later, firefighters rescued him. Had Joe not remained calm, said one of the rescuers, he’d most likely have drowned. The brothers credit the Discovery Channel show with saving Joe’s life.
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Priorities: TV was adopted in the US more quickly than indoor plumbing.

  
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YMWONG22 6/27/2013 11:42AM

  Thanks for the joke and trivia. emoticon emoticon

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LANNIEMANUEL 6/12/2013 5:21PM

    again another wonderful post

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NANCYRUBIO 6/12/2013 11:05AM

    Hah, TV programing did something right. I know my psychiatrists had to do this, they all have to do this, or they could become there own patients.

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JIMDAB 6/12/2013 9:50AM

    thanks for your posts!!!

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BERLYMCCORMICK 6/12/2013 8:41AM

    I LOVE THE FIRST JOKE :)))

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Tuesday 6-11-2013 Assortment

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Son: Dad, I bet you can sign your name in the dark!
Father: I’m sure I could manage it. What do you want me to sign?
Son: My report card.

(With a kid this clever, his report card should be all "A's"! emoticon )
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What unique role did free samples of Vicks VapoRub play in U.S. postal history?

They were the U.S.’s first junk mail. In the early 1900s, VapoRub creator Lunsford Richardson persuaded postal authorities to let him send promotional samples to random addresses across the nation without including the intended recipient’s name on each package, as previously required. Richardson was allowed to address his samples to “Boxholder,” today’s equivalent of “Occupant.”

(A dubious honor for Vicks VapoRub in my opinion! emoticon )
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THE SCIENCE OF TV

Multiple personality disorder

ON TV: Used on dozens of shows, including Criminal Minds and Lie to Me, this dramatic psychiatric disorder causes characters to suddenly change personalities. They have no control over the switch, and they won’t remember what they did when one of their alternate personalities took over. On The United States of Tara, for example, the title character (Toni Collete) had seven different alternate personalities, one of which is a 15-year-old; another is a male trucker.

IN REAL LIFE: It is listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, but many psychiatrists question whether or not this condition really exists at all.
(I don't know, but I was pretty darn convinced by "Sybill".)
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Country with the most TV sets per capita: Norway, with 1.5 sets per person. (The US is sixth.)

  
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JIMDAB 6/12/2013 12:15AM

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CRYSTLE4HIMTX12 6/11/2013 8:13PM

    Neat facts

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PDSLIM 6/11/2013 9:56AM

    thanks

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ENUFF81020 6/11/2013 9:02AM

    Fun post--those personality issues are a common staple on soaps--and i love to watch them, even if not realistic. (Hmm, not many soap staples are believable.)

Best wishes,
Sylvia

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NANCYRUBIO 6/11/2013 8:27AM

    I am really the US is sixth.

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LANNIEMANUEL 6/11/2013 6:58AM

    another great and informative post. thanks

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Monday 6/10/2013 Assortment

Monday, June 10, 2013

When Justin was younger, he hated going to weddings because his aunts and uncles would always come up to him, poke him in the ribs, laugh, and say, “You’re next, Justin!” But he figured out how to make them stop: by doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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What famous entertainer—a familiar face at the Oscars—penned the 2009 mystery Murder at the Academy Awards?

Comedian Joan Rivers, with coauthor Jerrilyn Farmer.
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Two in-jokes from Michael J. Fox’s Spin City

* Fox’s Back to the Future costar Christopher Lloyd guest-starred on Spin City as Owen, a politician who mentored Fox’s character, Mike. After the two old friends embrace, Mike says, “This is like stepping back in time!” Lloyd, as Owen, replies in his trademark gravelly voice, “The past is prologue, Michael. Men like us have to keep looking … to the future!” Mike asks, “What the hell are you talking about?” Lloyd replies, “I don’t know.”

* On Fox’s final episode of Spin City, he references the role that made him famous: Alex, the conservative son of liberal parents on Family Ties. Mike complains about a Republican Congressman named Alex P. Keaton, remarking, “What a stiff!”
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“The real ‘seven words you can’t say on TV’ are ‘and the Emmy goes to Bob Saget.’”—Jeffrey Ross

  
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    lol, thanks

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NANCYPAT1 6/10/2013 7:25AM

    Thanks for making me smile

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DARJR50 6/10/2013 6:54AM

  funny

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LANNIEMANUEL 6/10/2013 6:50AM

    thanks for waking up my brain. another great post

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NANCYRUBIO 6/10/2013 6:50AM

    Justin, I love you!

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Sunday 6-9-2013 Assortment

Sunday, June 09, 2013

Did you hear about the horse that won all her races at night but lost every race run during the day?

She was a real night mare.
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A group of crocodiles in water is called a float. What’s the group called when it’s on land? (Scary!!! emoticon )

A bask. (Sorry, but I like my answer better! emoticon )
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NANCYRUBIO 6/9/2013 8:20AM

    Joke excellent. Is that because they bask in the sun?

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DMEYER4 6/9/2013 7:38AM

  cute thanks for the laugh and sharing your jokes.

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Saturday 6-8-13 Assortment

Saturday, June 08, 2013

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stalin.
Stalin who?
Stalin won’t work.
Open up!
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What company’s stock market ticker symbol is CAKE?

The Cheesecake Factory. The restaurant chain is listed on NASDAQ.
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IT’S IN MY CONTRACT

In 1964, singer Dean Martin had an unexpected comeback with his #1 hit “Everybody Loves Somebody.” NBC offered him a weekly variety series, The Dean Martin Show. The $20,000-a-week salary ($140,000 in today’s money) was too good to turn down, so Martin jokingly told NBC executives that he’d do it on the condition that he’d only have to show up for the weekly tapings—about two hours a week, always on a Sunday afternoon. To his surprise, NBC agreed, and the arrangement stood for nine years. One of the show’s trademarks was an onstage door, through which a celebrity would enter for an unannounced cameo. The reason Martin always looked so surprised was that he genuinely was—he never attended a rehearsal.

I loved Dean-o! I even got to see him in person once at the Chicago Theater with Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis, Jr. 3 of my all time favorite people in the whole world - ever! Especially Sammy who I saw several times at Mill Run Theater in Niles, IL!
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In 1987, President Ronald Reagan turned down a $1 million offer to guest star on Dynasty.

  
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PEGGYO 6/8/2013 7:45AM

    interesting story about Dean martin

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OCEANLUVR 6/8/2013 7:29AM

    Cheesecake Factory one of my favorites...cool stock market identifier

Loved Dean...Jerry Lewis and Dean were a killer comedy pair too:)

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