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Sunday Assortment

Sunday, April 07, 2013

Q: What did the sick shoe say to the cobbler?

A: Please heel me.
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What does a shark call a bunch of fish swimming together?

A school lunch.
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What is the fastest moving mammal native to North America?

The pronghorn (aka pronghorn antelope), which has been recorded running up to 53 miles an hour.
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Can you match the show with its theme song singer?

1. Pee-Wee’s Playhouse

2. Moonlighting

3. Growing Pains

4. Love, American Style

5. Rawhide

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Ya made it to the answers:

A. The Cowsills

B. Cyndi Lauper

C. B. J. Thomas

D. Al Jarreau

E. Frankie Laine
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Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry’s first writing gig: Speechwriter for the LA Police Department.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 4/7/2013 9:36PM

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Great shoe pun?

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Did I get this one from YUO ?

TIGHT SHOES

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.

"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

"Well, they feel a bit tight." replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the man's feet.

"Try pulling out on the tongue." offers the clerk.

"Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says.


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Great song trivia !
I remember all those shows/songs
BUT
I didn't get a single one !

Had NO CLUE except for Love, American Style
EXCEPT
My mind thought of Love Boat's Jack Jones
(before he was replaced by Dionne Warwick)
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Hope you had a Super Sunday !
Have a Marvelous Monday !

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! PEACE, LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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FCARMICH 4/7/2013 2:50PM

  thanx

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MARILYNROBERT 4/7/2013 2:50PM

    The ranch we live on has pronghorn antelope. emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 4/7/2013 10:59AM

    cool, thanks

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JUDITHANNIE 4/7/2013 9:36AM

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IDLETYME 4/7/2013 9:29AM

    That was a lot of fun. Those shows bring back a bunch of memories. emoticon Have a great day!

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NANCYRUBIO 4/7/2013 9:09AM

    Was that an age test? Is that where all the LA police got their stories from?

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PENNYPACKER3 4/7/2013 7:23AM

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Saturday Silly

Saturday, April 06, 2013

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta salt and pepper.

  
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TWEETYKC00 4/6/2013 7:13PM

    cute

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MARILYNROBERT 4/6/2013 4:59PM

    he he emoticon

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FCARMICH 4/6/2013 2:23PM

  ha ha

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NANCYRUBIO 4/6/2013 8:47AM

    Groaner~~

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JUDITHANNIE 4/6/2013 8:41AM

    pasta sounds good for dinner, thanks.... emoticon

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Friday Assortment

Friday, April 05, 2013

Mark and Diane had just brought their new baby girl home from the hospital. It wasn’t long before the baby needed a diaper change, and Diane suggested that Mark take care of it.
“I’m busy,” he said. “I promise I’ll do the next one.”
The next time came around soon, and Diane again asked Mark to change the baby’s diaper. Mark looked at Diane and said, innocently, “I didn’t mean the next diaper—I meant the next baby.”

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Which element is the best conductor of both electricity and heat?

Silver.
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Tommy Cooper was a British comedian well known for performances that would often go intentionally awry. During an April 1984 appearance on the variety show Live from Her Majesty’s, he collapsed onstage as millions of British viewers watched at home. Everyone in the theater that night thought it was a gag (he’d done that bit before). The live audience continued laughing, completely oblivious to what was going on—Cooper, 63, was having a massive heart attack as he keeled over backward behind the red stage curtain. On the other side, his manager struggled to pull him backstage while the show’s director frantically cut to a commercial. Cooper was pronounced dead shortly afterward.
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Longest TV character name ever: Dr. Mahesh Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy (Crossing Jordan).

  
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MARILYNROBERT 4/5/2013 6:24PM

    emoticon Mark

emoticon Tommy

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FCARMICH 4/5/2013 10:22AM

  I remember "Bug" on Crossing Jordan!

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NANCYRUBIO 4/5/2013 9:26AM

    Sad story but that is life.

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JUDITHANNIE 4/5/2013 8:18AM

    Funny, sad and very interesting. Thanks my friend

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CAT609 4/5/2013 7:32AM

    Wow. Thanks!

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NANNABLACK 4/5/2013 7:28AM

    I loved that series, Crossing Jordan.

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DMEYER4 4/5/2013 6:55AM

  thanks for sharing have a great day

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Thursday Assortment

Thursday, April 04, 2013

Ronald: This part of the movie is really scary. You should close your eyes really tight.
Rhonda: I can’t. I’m afraid of the dark!
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What presidential wannabe formed a rock band called Capitol Offense while serving as governor?

Mike Huckabee, who was governor of Arkansas from 1996 to 2007.
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WORDPLAY

Boyfriends with funny names

30 ROCK: Liz Lemon’s (Tina Fey) many boyfriends have almost all had funny names. They include Floyd DeBarber (a reference to Floyd the barber from The Andy Griffith Show), Carol Burnett, and a British man named Wesley Snipes.

SCRUBS: Dr. Reid (Sarah Chalke) begins dating an intern named Keith but has second thoughts when she finds out that his last name is Dudemeister. He points out that it’s German, and that it does in fact mean “master of dudes.”

MURPHY BROWN: Reporter Corky Sherwood (Faith Ford) gets engaged to a writer named Will Forest. She freaks out when she realizes that her married name will be Corky Sherwood-Forest.
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To make it look like only hours had passed, cast members of 24 got haircuts every five days.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 4/4/2013 11:39PM

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Hope you had a Wonderful Thursday !
Have a Fabulous Friday !


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! PEACE, LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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MARILYNROBERT 4/4/2013 3:29PM

    My favorite: Floyd DeBarber (a reference to Floyd the barber from The Andy Griffith Show) emoticon

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FCARMICH 4/4/2013 2:18PM

  okay

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JUDITHANNIE 4/4/2013 10:20AM

    thanks my friend...

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NANCYRUBIO 4/4/2013 9:11AM

    Funny reading--thanks!

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CAT609 4/4/2013 7:20AM

    Interesting

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DMEYER4 4/4/2013 6:59AM

  thanks for sharing. Have a great day

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Wednesday Assortment

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

A defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner and asked, “Before you signed the victim’s death certificate, did you take his pulse?”
“No,” the coroner answered.
“Did you check to see if he was still breathing?”
“No.”
“So you didn’t take any steps to make sure the man was actually dead?”
The coroner, tired of this line of questioning, said, “Well, the man’s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk … but for all I know, he could be out there practicing law somewhere.”
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What end did the evil queen meet in the original version of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”?

In the 1812 Grimm Brothers fairy tale “Little Snow-White,” the queen was forced to put on a pair of red-hot iron shoes at Snow-White’s wedding, and dance until she collapsed and died.
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THE SHOW MUST GO ON

The saga of The Doris Day Show

SEASON 1 (1968–69): Day played a widowed mother of two boys who lived on a northern California ranch with her father and a ranch hand.

SEASON 2 (1969–70): CBS didn’t think the show was working, so it remade The Doris Day Show into a workplace sitcom: Day commuted into San Francisco to be a secretary for a magazine. Day’s family was still mentioned and seen, but rarely.

SEASON 3 (1970–71): Day’s character and her sons moved into a San Francisco apartment.

SEASON 4 (1971–72): In an effort to make The Doris Day Show more like The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Day’s character was now alone in San Francisco (the boys were never seen again) and Day was promoted to staff writer at the magazine. The final changes lasted two years before the show was finally canceled in 1973.

(Wow-imagine if the networks would put that much effort into some of today's shows instead of airing them once and cancelling them!)
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Only 8 out of every 100 pilot scripts purchased by a network will actually make it to air.

  
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FCARMICH 4/3/2013 5:55PM

  okay

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NANCYRUBIO 4/3/2013 10:53AM

    Joke was great. TV shows stink or at least they seem that way to me.

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TWEETYKC00 4/3/2013 9:08AM

    thanks

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CAT609 4/3/2013 7:28AM

    Interesting!

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1935MARY 4/3/2013 6:47AM

    Loved the joke. Today they spend to much time making yet another reality show. One thing I got out of this if we put as much effort into living healthier and weight loss . we will see progress. Thank you.

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DMEYER4 4/3/2013 6:40AM

  thanks for sharing. Have a great day

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