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Wednesday Assortment

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

“We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again.”

—NATHANAEL GREENE, American revolutionary
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FOOTBALL COACH: Why is it important not to lose your head during the game?

JOCK: Because then I’d have no place to put my helmet.
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Kooky kids

Stevie: Don’t you think the principal is a dummy?
Sophie: Do you know who I am?
Stevie: Nope.
Sophie: I’m the principal’s daughter.
Stevie: Oh … Do you know who I am?
Sophie: No.
Stevie: Thank goodness!
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What catchy new name did the American Family Life Assurance Company adopt in 1992?

Aflac, which is an acronym of its old name. Founded in 1955, the company became widely known under its new name through TV commercials featuring an “Aflac”-quacking, insurance-hawking duck. (I do love that duck!!)
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FCARMICH 3/13/2013 4:52PM

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TWEETYKC00 3/13/2013 8:49AM

    Gotta love a good duck, right?

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NANCYRUBIO 3/13/2013 8:18AM

    I love that Duck also, but pay no attention to the rest of the commerical.

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CAT609 3/13/2013 7:21AM

    Awesome! I like the kooky kids quote!

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Tuesday TV Trivia

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

OOPS!
In March 2001, Nick at Nite aired the 1983 Three’s Company episode “The Charming Stranger,” as it had done dozens of times before. This time, an eagle-eyed viewer called the network to alert them to something that nobody had noticed before: Star John Ritter’s private parts were visible—for about a second—through the bottom of a pair of boxer shorts. Ever since, the episode has aired with the offending footage deleted. When Ritter heard about the incident, he quipped to The New York Observer, “I’ve requested they air both versions, edited and unedited, because sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don’t.”

  
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SUNSETBREEZE05 3/12/2013 10:16AM

    Sounds like something he would say....

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CAT609 3/12/2013 7:15AM

    Not good editing?

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Monday Assortment

Monday, March 11, 2013

A man went into the 25th-floor lounge at a high-rise hotel to admire the view. He saw another man take a pill with a drink, walk to the window, and jump out. The man flew around for a minute and then zipped back into the bar. As the amazed newcomer watched, the man did this flying routine twice more. Finally, the newcomer asked the flying man if he could try one of his pills. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered to pay $500 for it, to no avail. So he offered $1,000. The flier reluctantly agreed, took the money, surrendered the pill, and turned back to his drink. The man took the pill, went to the window, and jumped out. He fell to his death 25 stories below. The bartender said to the flier, “You’re such a jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
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What is the only Clint Eastwood film in which the movie star’s tough guy character is shot dead?

Gran Torino (2008).
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FROM TV: I Love Lucy was the #1 show on television for four years in the 1950s. It was so popular that it drove many people to buy their first television.

TO RADIO: Producers thought a radio version would be an easy—and cheap—way to gain a larger audience. So they took the audio from a Lucy episode in 1952 and called it a pilot for a radio series. Ultimately, CBS Radio decided against airing it. (Bonus fact: I Love Lucy was itself inspired by a radio comedy called My Favorite Husband, starring Lucille Ball.)


Add the ads: In 1960, an hour-long show had about 9 minutes of commercial breaks. In 2010, about 18. (Yeah, and they get louder and louder every day!!)
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WARRIORGIRL121 3/12/2013 4:07PM

    very cool! enjoyed this! emoticon

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FCARMICH 3/11/2013 8:03PM

  okay

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FRANCES-AGAPE 3/11/2013 7:48PM

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HELP ! My sides are hurting !


Well, ads ARE annoying
But, since I am a cheap-skate,
they DO - I HOPE ! - keep
prices down

?? Wonder what will come out
of the lawsuit filed against
DISH from advertizers
because DISH users can
omit their commercials ??



Have a Terrific Tuesday !


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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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NANCYRUBIO 3/11/2013 8:37AM

    You topped yourself today!

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CAT609 3/11/2013 7:22AM

    interesting facts!

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NANCYPAT1 3/11/2013 6:46AM

    Thanks for an interesting blog. I enjoyed the trivia and the joke.

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Sunday's Assortment

Sunday, March 10, 2013

“We must select the illusion which appeals to our temperament and embrace it with passion, if we want to be happy.”

—CYRIL CONNOLLY, English writer
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What’s the snake’s favorite class in school?

Hisssstory.
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Under federal guidelines, how much sodium per serving can be in a product labeled “low sodium”? How about “sodium-free”?

Low sodium, 140 milligrams or less; sodium-free, less than 5 milligrams—as mandated by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
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Did you remember to "Spring Ahead?"

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Had to re-read the quote.
But get it.

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Another pun for the file !


Hope you had a Super Sunday !
Let’s have a Wonderful Week !


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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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FCARMICH 3/10/2013 5:01PM

  okay!

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TWEETYKC00 3/10/2013 1:12PM

    good info.

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NANCYRUBIO 3/10/2013 9:17AM

    We don't do that in AZ. But I have to explain to Bob why we are the same time as CA.

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Saturday Assortment

Saturday, March 09, 2013

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow a cup of milk and some sugar.
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What famously aggressive baseball player was thrown out at every base—including home plate—in a single game?

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Lou Piniella, in 1970, playing for the Kansas City Royals.
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When cookies aren’t around, Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster will eat pretty much anything. So far, he’s devoured a cookbook, half of a Volkswagen Beetle, the moon, a 1973 Ford F-250 truck, a brick wall, Rosebud from Citizen Kane, a hot-dog stand, a Christmas tree, a mailbox, a manhole cover, studio lights, a vacuum cleaner, a chunk of the TV Guide logo, Stephen Colbert’s Peabody Award, a yo-yo, and Hooper’s Store.
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Of the 363 episodes of Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Alfred Hitchcock directed only 18.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 3/9/2013 11:46PM

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A few years ago for Xmas
Jack bought me the whole
series on dvds.
Kind of disappointed
about his not directing
ALL of them


Have a Super Sunday !


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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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SUNSETBREEZE05 3/9/2013 11:24AM

    I am surprised about Alfred too.

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NANCYRUBIO 3/9/2013 9:30AM

   
bob couldn't figure out the Baseball quedtion, he enjoyed. I am dissapointed in Alfred
Hitchcock

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JUDITHANNIE 3/9/2013 7:51AM

    Interesting....

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