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Friday Funny

Friday, February 22, 2013

A door-to-door salesman knocked on the front door of a house and heard a faint, “Come in.” The door was open, so he walked hesitantly into the living room and said, “Is anyone home?”
“Come in,” said a strange voice in the other room.
The salesman reluctantly followed the voice into the other room and saw a parrot in a cage. Relieved, the salesman said, “For heaven’s sake, is ‘Come in’ all you know how to say?”
Just then, three Rottweilers slunk into the room. The parrot let out a shrill laugh and said, “Sic ’im!”

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 2/22/2013 11:55PM

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BUT
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because I have cynophobia
fear of dogs

(I had to look up spelling
I thought it was CANOphobia)


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FCARMICH 2/22/2013 2:18PM

  okay

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VEGSARA 2/22/2013 12:45PM

    Yikes!

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CAT609 2/22/2013 7:03AM

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NANCYRUBIO 2/22/2013 6:33AM

    emoticon Beware of unseen voices!

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Thursday TV Trivia

Thursday, February 21, 2013

House of Michael Jacksons
Around 2004 (five years before Michael Jackson died), TV producers came up with a takeoff on the popular show The Real World. Like The Real World, it would have featured a bunch of strangers living in a house together. The twist: All the housemates would be Michael Jackson impersonators, and they’d be required to stay in costume, wear makeup, and behave like Jackson for the duration of the show, tentatively titled House of Michael Jacksons.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 2/21/2013 11:43PM

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That would have been
TERRIBLE !

MOST Reality tv is the pitts !

Thank goodness for the oldies,
history and health channels

And Spark videos online !
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Have a Fabulous Friday !


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TWEETYKC00 2/21/2013 9:53AM

    sounds scary!

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AGK3112 2/21/2013 9:48AM

    I am glad too..Poor Michael.

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CAT609 2/21/2013 7:17AM

    Huh glad they didn't put that on.

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NANCYRUBIO 2/21/2013 6:42AM

    Poor Michael, so glad the show never made it on air~

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Wednesday Wit

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

A man called his doctor and said, “I think my wife needs to have her appendix removed.”
The doctor, confused, said, “But I took your wife’s appendix out last year. I’ve never heard of anyone with a second appendix!”
The man replied, “Maybe not, but haven’t you ever heard of a second wife?”

  
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LOLABLACK69 2/21/2013 2:37AM

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Good one !


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JUDITHANNIE 2/20/2013 3:05PM

    Oh boy!!!!!!!

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MELMOMOF4 2/20/2013 9:30AM

    emoticon oh that's horrible but funny

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    2 diferent wives in 2 years. He must be busy! emoticon

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Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

What do you get if you cross a comic book hero with onions and garlic?

Super bad breath. emoticon

  
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LOLABLACK69 2/20/2013 3:29AM

    emoticon I LOVE garlic! Thank God I'm not a superhero. emoticon
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That's how I feel when
I first wake up in the morning !
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FCARMICH 2/19/2013 1:36PM

  right

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    good one!

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CAT609 2/19/2013 7:18AM

    Very true!

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NANCYRUBIO 2/19/2013 7:16AM

    Too easy--I blew the answer. Please don't breath on any one.

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MAGGIE101857 2/19/2013 7:10AM

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Monday's Assortment

Monday, February 18, 2013

“Half-heartedness never won a battle.”

—WILLIAM MCKINLEY, U.S. president
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One day a man ran into an old friend and asked him if he was still dating his girlfriend Natasha. “No,” replied his friend. “She wasn’t the sharpest knife in the block. A few months ago she decided to ride a horse for the first time. Without any instruction, she hopped on and took off at a full gallop. Everything was fine until she started losing her grip and began sliding off the horse. She tried desperately to hold on, but the horse kept up its pace, and she bounced up and down on the ground, her head within inches of the horse’s pounding hooves. That horse might have killed her if it hadn’t been for the quick-thinking supermarket greeter who ran over and unplugged the thing!”
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What number was assigned to the phone installed in the White House in 1879 when Rutherford B. Hayes was president?

Number 1. Hayes rarely used the phone because the only other telephone in Washington, D.C., at the time was at the Treasury Department. And because there were no telephone operators or switchboards, the wires from Hayes’s phone ran from the White House telegraph room, out a window, to the Treasury Department.
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FCARMICH 2/18/2013 1:03PM

  ok

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JUDITHANNIE 2/18/2013 9:55AM

    funny and interesting thanks Judy

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    cool

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