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Saturday Assortment

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toodle.
Toodle who?
Bye. See you later!
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What is the maximum number of digits allowed on a credit card?


19, under guidelines set by the International Standards Organization and the American Standards Institute. Cards issued by American Express have 15 digits; by MasterCard and Discover, 16; and by Visa, either 13 or 16.
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Sitcom insults

Stuart: I take my coffee the way I take my women.
Stacy: Are you sure you want to pay $75 for a cup of coffee?
—Spin City

Frank: I didn’t come here to be liked.
Radar: You certainly came to the right place.
—M*A*S*H

Meg: Guess what? I made the Flag Girl squad!
Stewie: Yes, good for you. Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don’t call.
—Family Guy



Russian scientist Constantin Perskyi coined the word “television” in 1900.

  
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TV Anagrams

Friday, February 15, 2013

WORDPLAY

Extremely accurate TV anagrams

* THE HONEYMOONERS becomes …
OH, THERE’S NO MONEY

* THE DATING GAME becomes …
GET A DAME NIGHT

* THE PATTY DUKE SHOW becomes …
HOW PESKY, THAT DUET

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 2/15/2013 10:46PM

   
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TERRIFIC !


YES

I DO have a warped
sense of Humor
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Have a Wonderful Weekend !


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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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    Amazing word games.

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  cute

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Happy Valentine's Day

Thursday, February 14, 2013

What is a skunk’s favorite holiday?

Scent Valentine’s Day.

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Wednesday Assortment

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

“Whoever you are, God or anybody else, you work with the materials at hand.”

—LAWRENCE BLOCK, American novelist
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A woman walked into a post office one day to see a desperate-looking man standing at the counter, carefully applying Love stamps to pretty pink envelopes. He was even spraying each one with perfume.
Her curiosity piqued, she went over to the man and asked what he was doing.
He replied, “I’m sending out a hundred Valentine’s Day cards signed ‘Guess who?’”
“Why would you do that?” asked the woman.
He said, “I’m a divorce lawyer, and business has been slow.”
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David McCallum achieved TV stardom in the 1960s as Russian spy Illya Kuryakin on The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Forty years later, he played Ducky, the medical examiner on NCIS. In a 2008 episode, Gibbs (Mark Harmon) is asked what Ducky looked like as a young man. Gibbs replies, “Illya Kuryakin.”

(I had such a HUGE HUGE HUGE crush on Illya! I still LOVE LOVE LOVE David McCallum to this day (although I don't watch NCIS). He is simply gorgeous. Sigh)


David Letterman has worn suits made of marshmallows, magnets, and nachos.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 2/14/2013 11:05PM

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My older brother LOVED
the Man From UNCLE
I preferred Get Smart

Hope you had a Terrific Thursday V-Day !
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  Liked Illya, love Ducky!

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Tuesday Assortment

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Son: Dad, was Abraham Lincoln a great man?
Father: He was, and mind you, when Lincoln was your age, he was out splitting rails.
Son: Yes, I know. And when he was your age, he was president of the United States.
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How many bodyguards were assigned to protect President Abraham Lincoln on the night he was assassinated at Ford’s Theatre in Washington, D.C.?


Only one—and he wasn’t at his post when assassin John Wilkes Booth attacked.
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UNSEEN TV

Commando Nanny (2004)

From 1989 to 1993, Gerald McRaney starred in Major Dad as a tough marine drill sergeant who adopts his new wife’s three children. In 2004, he signed up for the similar Commando Nanny, portraying a former marine who goes to work as a child-care provider. The WB network announced the comedy as part of its fall 2004 lineup. A pilot episode was filmed, but the series was not to be: Teenage costar Philip Winchester broke his foot during filming and had to drop out of the show. Then McRaney required emergency surgery to remove a cancerous lung tumor, and producer Rachel Sweet quit because of the delays. Down two actors and a producer, the WB had no choice but to cancel Commando Nanny before it aired.



Saturday Night Live was broadcast outside of New York only once: from New Orleans in 1977.

  
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I LOVED early SNL
I was in college
(Dateless Sat nights)

I was curious why it was there
here is an interesting link about it
(could not link. you'll have
to cut and paste)

http://blog.nola.com/
davewalker/2008/01/live_from_ne
w_orleans_its_the.html

Have a Wonderful Wednesday !

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VEGSARA 2/12/2013 1:18PM

    HA! Love the Lincoln joke :)

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