Friday Funny

Friday, January 25, 2013

A witness is testifying before the court, and the prosecuting attorney is asking him questions.
"You witnessed the robbery, sir?"
"Yes."
"What was stolen?"
"Two televisions."
"Did you see the thieves?"
"Yes."
"Could you identify them?"
"Yes."
"Are the two men who stole the televisions in this courtroom?"
At this point, the two defendants raised their hands. (What's a defense attorney to do?)

  

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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/26/2013 9:36PM

HELP ! My sides are splitting ! Just TOO FUNNY ! AND it probably really happened somewhere "America's Dumbest Criminals" is on our cable channel Have a Super Sunday ! LOVE and BLESSINGS ! Report Inappropriate Comment

FCARMICH 1/26/2013 9:27AM

yup Report Inappropriate Comment

SHIROIHANA 1/25/2013 9:18PM

If only people can be this honest in the court of law. Report Inappropriate Comment

NANCYRUBIO 1/25/2013 9:32AM

I love it--very funny! Report Inappropriate Comment

AGK3112 1/25/2013 9:25AM

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WELLNESSME09 1/25/2013 8:31AM

love it! Report Inappropriate Comment

JUDITHANNIE 1/25/2013 8:28AM

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EWL978 1/25/2013 7:50AM

AAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!! Keep 'em coming!! Report Inappropriate Comment

FIRECOM 1/25/2013 7:36AM

Humor is a great way to start any day. Especially Friday. Thank you for a giggle. Report Inappropriate Comment

TWEETYKC00 1/25/2013 7:35AM

gotta love it! Report Inappropriate Comment

Thursday Assortment

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Today in the Markets

Today in the markets helium was up; feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. The market for raisins dried up. Coca-cola fizzled. Balloon prices were inflated, & ScotTissue reached a new bottom.
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TV POTPOURRI
TV town populations
* The Andy Griffith Show’s Mayberry: pop. 1,800.
* Dawson’s Creek’s Capeside (Massachusetts): pop. 35,000.
* SpongeBob SquarePants’s Bikini Bottom: pop. 50,000.
* Twin Peaks: pop. 51,201. Creator David Lynch wanted it to be 5,120, but ABC feared that urban viewers would be turned off by such a small town, so they made him add in the extra digit.

What the $%&*? Jerry Springer producers bleep out non-curse words to make guests seem more interesting.

  

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FCARMICH 1/24/2013 1:33PM

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SIRIRADHA1 1/24/2013 10:26AM

Snort! Report Inappropriate Comment

SUNSETBREEZE05 1/24/2013 10:12AM

That's funny... Report Inappropriate Comment

AGK3112 1/24/2013 9:28AM

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TWEETYKC00 1/24/2013 8:59AM

Good stuff, thanks! Report Inappropriate Comment

NANCYRUBIO 1/24/2013 7:54AM

Very enjoyable. You must be a happy person. Report Inappropriate Comment

NANNABLACK 1/24/2013 7:22AM

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CAT609 1/24/2013 7:06AM

Very interesting! I loved the Market! Report Inappropriate Comment

TV Trivia

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

A SHOW IS BORN
Friends (1994–2004)
In 1994, writers David Crane and Marta Kauffman shopped their show about a group of young Manhattanites, Insomnia Café, to NBC. The network liked the concept … but not the title. So Kauffman changed it to Friends Like Us. NBC loved that name, especially the word “friends” … until ABC debuted a comedy starring Ellen DeGeneres called These Friends of Mine . So the NBC show was renamed Six of One, and a pilot was filmed. After a tense few days of waiting, executive producer Kevin Bright received a call from NBC. Good news: The show had been picked up. Better news: It would air on Thursday nights in the plum time slot between hits Mad About You and Seinfeld. When the network executive asked Bright, “How about we just call the show Friends?” Bright was so elated that he replied, “You can ! call it Kevorkian, for all I care!”

First soap to generate a prime-time spin-off: As the World Turns, with Our Private World in 1965.

  

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FIRECOM 1/25/2013 7:38AM

Just proves that good articles are where you find them. They are everywhere. Report Inappropriate Comment

FRANCES-AGAPE 1/23/2013 7:35PM

Trivia Humm.. never heard of Our Private World it must not have lasted long I was never into soaps until night time ones like Dallas But my Grandma would take her phone off the hook EVERY afternoon so no one would call interrupting her soaps ! Have a Terrific Thursday ! LOVE and BLESSINGS ! Report Inappropriate Comment

FCARMICH 1/23/2013 2:11PM

okay Report Inappropriate Comment

SUNSETBREEZE05 1/23/2013 10:09AM

Thanks! Report Inappropriate Comment

NANCYRUBIO 1/23/2013 9:37AM

Fun to learn how names are chosen for shows we watch~~ Report Inappropriate Comment

TWEETYKC00 1/23/2013 9:19AM

cool info! Report Inappropriate Comment

CAT609 1/23/2013 7:31AM

Interesting... Report Inappropriate Comment

JUDITHANNIE 1/23/2013 7:28AM

Again another interesting piece of information, thanks Report Inappropriate Comment

RIDLEYRIDER 1/23/2013 7:13AM

I didn't know that! Report Inappropriate Comment

Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

It's all in the name

Lawyer's daughter - Sue

Thief's son - Rob

Lawyer's son - Will

Doctor's son - Bill

Meteorologist's daughter - Haley

Steam shovel operator's son - Doug

Hair stylist's son - Bob

Homepathic's son -Herb

Justice of the Peace's daughter - Mary

Soundstage Technician's son - Mike

Hot-dog Vendor's son - Frank

Exercise guru's son - Jim

  

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DOLLYHOLLY 1/23/2013 9:30PM

Very cute! Report Inappropriate Comment

FRANCES-AGAPE 1/23/2013 7:32PM

All Going into The Joke File Have a Terrific Thursday ! LOVE and BLESSINGS ! Report Inappropriate Comment

TWEETYKC00 1/22/2013 8:48PM

Good one! Report Inappropriate Comment

MIRFA71 1/22/2013 12:49PM

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FCARMICH 1/22/2013 12:19PM

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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/22/2013 10:13AM

Funny! Report Inappropriate Comment

AGK3112 1/22/2013 9:18AM

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NANCYRUBIO 1/22/2013 8:09AM

Who sits around and thinks all these up. I sure am glad they do! Report Inappropriate Comment

YMWONG22 1/22/2013 7:46AM

Good one liner jokes there. Thanks. Crack me up a little after a long day working. Report Inappropriate Comment

DMEYER4 1/22/2013 7:19AM

cute Thanks Report Inappropriate Comment

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Monday's Mirth

Monday, January 21, 2013

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything."

"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asks the patient.

To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

  

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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/21/2013 8:50PM

so BAD it's FUNNY !!! Have a Terrific Tuesday ! LOVE and BLESSINGS ! Report Inappropriate Comment

SABLENESS 1/21/2013 12:03PM

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FCARMICH 1/21/2013 11:46AM

groan! thanx for the laugh! Report Inappropriate Comment

SUNSETBREEZE05 1/21/2013 10:14AM

Yeppers! Report Inappropriate Comment

AGK3112 1/21/2013 9:28AM

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JUDITHANNIE 1/21/2013 8:33AM

Okay........ Report Inappropriate Comment

TEDYBEAR2838 1/21/2013 8:21AM

Way too Funny! Report Inappropriate Comment

YMWONG22 1/21/2013 7:18AM

LOL ... I was like huh for a moment there, but I got it. Thanks. Snickers .... Report Inappropriate Comment

NANCYRUBIO 1/21/2013 7:04AM

Groan Report Inappropriate Comment