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Friday Funny

Friday, January 25, 2013

A witness is testifying before the court, and the prosecuting attorney is asking him questions.
"You witnessed the robbery, sir?"
"Yes."
"What was stolen?"
"Two televisions."
"Did you see the thieves?"
"Yes."
"Could you identify them?"
"Yes."
"Are the two men who stole the televisions in this courtroom?"
At this point, the two defendants raised their hands. (What's a defense attorney to do?) emoticon

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/26/2013 9:36PM

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HELP !

My sides are splitting !

Just TOO FUNNY !

AND

it probably really happened somewhere

"America's Dumbest Criminals"
is on our cable channel

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FCARMICH 1/26/2013 9:27AM

  yup

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SHIROIHANA 1/25/2013 9:18PM

    If only people can be this honest in the court of law.

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NANCYRUBIO 1/25/2013 9:32AM

    I love it--very funny!

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AGK3112 1/25/2013 9:25AM

    emoticon good one

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WELLNESSME09 1/25/2013 8:31AM

    emoticon love it!

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JUDITHANNIE 1/25/2013 8:28AM

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EWL978 1/25/2013 7:50AM

    AAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!! Keep 'em coming!!

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FIRECOM 1/25/2013 7:36AM

    Humor is a great way to start any day. Especially Friday.

Thank you for a giggle.

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TWEETYKC00 1/25/2013 7:35AM

    gotta love it!

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Thursday Assortment

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Today in the Markets

Today in the markets helium was up; feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. The market for raisins dried up. Coca-cola fizzled. Balloon prices were inflated, & ScotTissue reached a new bottom.
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TV POTPOURRI
TV town populations
* The Andy Griffith Show’s Mayberry: pop. 1,800.
* Dawson’s Creek’s Capeside (Massachusetts): pop. 35,000.
* SpongeBob SquarePants’s Bikini Bottom: pop. 50,000.
* Twin Peaks: pop. 51,201. Creator David Lynch wanted it to be 5,120, but ABC feared that urban viewers would be turned off by such a small town, so they made him add in the extra digit.

What the $%&*? Jerry Springer producers bleep out non-curse words to make guests seem more interesting.

  
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FCARMICH 1/24/2013 1:33PM

  okay

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SIRIRADHA1 1/24/2013 10:26AM

    Snort! emoticon

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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/24/2013 10:12AM

    That's funny... emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 1/24/2013 8:59AM

    Good stuff, thanks!

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NANCYRUBIO 1/24/2013 7:54AM

    Very enjoyable. You must be a happy person.

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    Very interesting! I loved the Market! emoticon

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TV Trivia

Wednesday, January 23, 2013


A SHOW IS BORN
Friends (1994–2004)
In 1994, writers David Crane and Marta Kauffman shopped their show about a group of young Manhattanites, Insomnia Café, to NBC. The network liked the concept … but not the title. So Kauffman changed it to Friends Like Us. NBC loved that name, especially the word “friends” … until ABC debuted a comedy starring Ellen DeGeneres called These Friends of Mine . So the NBC show was renamed Six of One, and a pilot was filmed. After a tense few days of waiting, executive producer Kevin Bright received a call from NBC. Good news: The show had been picked up. Better news: It would air on Thursday nights in the plum time slot between hits Mad About You and Seinfeld. When the network executive asked Bright, “How about we just call the show Friends?” Bright was so elated that he replied, “You can ! call it Kevorkian, for all I care!”

First soap to generate a prime-time spin-off: As the World Turns, with Our Private World in 1965.


  
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FIRECOM 1/25/2013 7:38AM

    Just proves that good articles are where you find them. They are everywhere.

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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/23/2013 7:35PM

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Humm.. never heard of Our Private World
it must not have lasted long
I was never into soaps until night time ones
like Dallas
But my Grandma would take her phone
off the hook EVERY afternoon so no one
would call interrupting her soaps !



Have a Terrific Thursday !



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FCARMICH 1/23/2013 2:11PM

  okay

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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/23/2013 10:09AM

    Thanks!

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NANCYRUBIO 1/23/2013 9:37AM

    Fun to learn how names are chosen for shows we watch~~

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TWEETYKC00 1/23/2013 9:19AM

    cool info!

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CAT609 1/23/2013 7:31AM

    Interesting...

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JUDITHANNIE 1/23/2013 7:28AM

    Again another interesting piece of information, thanks

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RIDLEYRIDER 1/23/2013 7:13AM

  I didn't know that!

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Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

It's all in the name

Lawyer's daughter - Sue

Thief's son - Rob

Lawyer's son - Will

Doctor's son - Bill

Meteorologist's daughter - Haley

Steam shovel operator's son - Doug

Hair stylist's son - Bob

Homepathic's son -Herb

Justice of the Peace's daughter - Mary

Soundstage Technician's son - Mike

Hot-dog Vendor's son - Frank

Exercise guru's son - Jim

  
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DOLLYHOLLY 1/23/2013 9:30PM

    Very cute!

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Have a Terrific Thursday !



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    Good one!

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FCARMICH 1/22/2013 12:19PM

  good ones

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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/22/2013 10:13AM

    Funny!

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NANCYRUBIO 1/22/2013 8:09AM

    Who sits around and thinks all these up. I sure am glad they do!

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YMWONG22 1/22/2013 7:46AM

  Good one liner jokes there. Thanks. Crack me up a little after a long day working.
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  cute Thanks

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Monday's Mirth

Monday, January 21, 2013

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything."

"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asks the patient.

To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/21/2013 8:50PM

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so BAD it's FUNNY !!!


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FCARMICH 1/21/2013 11:46AM

  groan! thanx for the laugh!

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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/21/2013 10:14AM

    Yeppers!

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TEDYBEAR2838 1/21/2013 8:21AM

    Way too Funny!

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YMWONG22 1/21/2013 7:18AM

  LOL ... I was like huh for a moment there, but I got it. Thanks. Snickers .... emoticon

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