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Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

It's all in the name

Lawyer's daughter - Sue

Thief's son - Rob

Lawyer's son - Will

Doctor's son - Bill

Meteorologist's daughter - Haley

Steam shovel operator's son - Doug

Hair stylist's son - Bob

Homepathic's son -Herb

Justice of the Peace's daughter - Mary

Soundstage Technician's son - Mike

Hot-dog Vendor's son - Frank

Exercise guru's son - Jim

  
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DOLLYHOLLY 1/23/2013 9:30PM

    Very cute!

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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/23/2013 7:32PM

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Going into The Joke File


Have a Terrific Thursday !



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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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TWEETYKC00 1/22/2013 8:48PM

    Good one!

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FCARMICH 1/22/2013 12:19PM

  good ones

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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/22/2013 10:13AM

    Funny!

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AGK3112 1/22/2013 9:18AM

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NANCYRUBIO 1/22/2013 8:09AM

    Who sits around and thinks all these up. I sure am glad they do!

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YMWONG22 1/22/2013 7:46AM

  Good one liner jokes there. Thanks. Crack me up a little after a long day working.
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DMEYER4 1/22/2013 7:19AM

  cute Thanks

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Monday's Mirth

Monday, January 21, 2013

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything."

"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asks the patient.

To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/21/2013 8:50PM

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so BAD it's FUNNY !!!


Have a Terrific Tuesday !


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FCARMICH 1/21/2013 11:46AM

  groan! thanx for the laugh!

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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/21/2013 10:14AM

    Yeppers!

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AGK3112 1/21/2013 9:28AM

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JUDITHANNIE 1/21/2013 8:33AM

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TEDYBEAR2838 1/21/2013 8:21AM

    Way too Funny!

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YMWONG22 1/21/2013 7:18AM

  LOL ... I was like huh for a moment there, but I got it. Thanks. Snickers .... emoticon

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NANCYRUBIO 1/21/2013 7:04AM

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Sunday Assortment

Sunday, January 20, 2013

“Go to sleep. When you wake up in the morning, it’ll be the next morning. I promise.”
—ELEANOR COSTELLO (JULIE KAVNER) in Awakenings; screenplay by Steven Zaillian
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Why couldn’t the herd of deer afford to buy dinner?

Because they only had one buck.
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What was the original stage name of rock musician Meat Loaf, according to the animated TV sitcom South Park?


Couscous. In a Season 2 South Park episode, first aired in 1998, the rocker decides to beef up his name at the suggestion of Chef. (Meat Loaf’s birth name is Marvin Lee Aday.)
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AGK3112 1/20/2013 9:45PM

    I also pray that I wake up next morning

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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/20/2013 2:42PM

    I haven't thought of Meat Loaf for years!

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NANCYRUBIO 1/20/2013 8:26AM

    I just pray I wake up the next morning.

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Saturday Assortment & a photo

Saturday, January 19, 2013

This is what greeted me when I went out for my walk this morning -



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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Despair.

Despair who?

Despair of shoes is too small.
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TV Trivia

TAKING A SPIN (OFF)
The Cosby Show was a surprise hit for NBC in 1984 and is even credited with lifting the network from third to first place. Show star/ creator Bill Cosby had free rein at the network, and in 1985 he produced an episode of his show to serve as a pilot to star one of his friends, singer Tony Orlando, for whom he’d opened concerts in the 1970s. On that episode, the Huxtable family volunteered at an inner-city community center run by Orlando’s character. Despite Cosby’s pull, the pilot was never made into a series (to be called Mr. Quiet) because, according to Orlando, his own performance “stunk.”


First sitting US president to appear on The Tonight Show: Barack Obama.

  
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NANCYRUBIO 1/20/2013 7:56AM

    The picture took my breath away.

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JUDITHANNIE 1/19/2013 8:04PM

    Awesome picture Judy

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SPIRALINGUP 1/19/2013 4:20PM

    beautiful!

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CAT609 1/19/2013 10:19AM

    Great photo! Enjoy your day!

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FCARMICH 1/19/2013 8:51AM

  pretty pic. Thanx

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Friday Assortment

Friday, January 18, 2013

“Every calling is great when greatly pursued.”
—OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES SR., American physician and writer
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A man was sitting at a table in a restaurant when he called his waiter over. “What can I get you, sir?” asked the busy waiter.
“Are you sure you’re the same waiter I ordered from?” asked the man.
“Yes, I am. Why do you ask?”
“Because I was expecting a much older man by now.”
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Who was the favorite classical composer of Charles Schulz, creator of the Peanuts comic strip?



Brahms. But Schulz didn’t make him the favorite of toy-piano-playing Schroeder in the comic strip because he thought the name Beethoven sounded and looked funnier.
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TV Trivia

UNSEEN TV

An unsold pilot

DANNY AND THE MERMAID (1978)
Danny (Patrick Collins) is an oceanography student failing all of his classes. Then he meets a mermaid (Harlee McBride) who, along with her talking dolphin friend, helps Danny get better grades by escorting him all over the ocean and tutoring him on sea life.

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Ball of Fortune: Pat Sajak produces a bowling show that airs in Romania.

  
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FCARMICH 1/18/2013 5:17PM

  okay

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NANCYRUBIO 1/18/2013 7:54AM

    Well I am glad that they do leave some stupid ideas of TV. If they looked closer they would fina a lot more to cancel. Love reading your assortment of goodies.

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JUDITHANNIE 1/18/2013 7:51AM

    Interesting once again

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TWEETYKC00 1/18/2013 7:27AM

    Thanks for the info and funnies!

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