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Thursday Tease

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Girl: Let’s play school. I’ll be the teacher!

Boy: Okay, I’ll be absent.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/10/2013 10:00PM

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face is HURTING from grinnning !!!




Have a Fabulous Friday !

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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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    I like how he thinks!!

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    giggles

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Wednesday Wit

Wednesday, January 09, 2013

“I’m not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?”
—EMO PHILIPS, American comedian
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A Sunday school teacher was worried that her preschool-age students might be a little bit confused about what had happened to Jesus after he died. So she asked her class, “Where is Jesus today?” A little boy raised his hand and said, “In heaven!” A little girl volunteered, “He’s in my heart.” Then Timmy, a boy in the back of the room, waved his hand eagerly and blurted out, “I know! I know! He’s in our bathroom!” The teacher was completely at a loss for words, but finally she asked Timmy how he knew this.
“Well,” Timmy replied, “every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, ‘Jesus, are you still in there?!’”
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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/9/2013 6:36PM

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Bill Cosby has that joke
in one of his old tv specials.
He said that until he was 12
he thought it was his name !

His dad would fuss at him
sayinig, "J C, can't you ever
do anything right !!??"

Still FUNNY !

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I must be too old, too young or
senile - don't know who Emo is !


Have a Thrilling Thursday !

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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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MIRFA71 1/9/2013 2:17PM

    Kids are cute. emoticon

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AGK3112 1/9/2013 9:51AM

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TWEETYKC00 1/9/2013 9:17AM

    too cute, gotta love kids!

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JUDITHANNIE 1/9/2013 8:02AM

    Cute one and true

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HPSANDDOLLAR 1/9/2013 6:58AM

  Kids!!

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KELLIEBEAN 1/9/2013 6:53AM

    Thanks for the funny!

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DMEYER4 1/9/2013 6:50AM

  really cute thanks

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Tuesday Tease

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

“If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.”
—CATHERINE AIRD, pseudonymous English writer
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What happens to a peanut when it sneezes?

It turns into a cashew!

  
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MOM4407 1/9/2013 2:44AM

    I like the one with a cashew. I am going to ask my students that one.

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Cashew definitely going in THE FILE
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Sometime I feel like
I A-M THE BAD EXAMPLE !


Have a Wonderful Wednesday !

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TEDYBEAR2838 1/8/2013 6:35PM

    Love the peanut one

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    emoticon Quote. I am not sure who I am.

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TWEETYKC00 1/8/2013 9:17AM

    I must be the horrible warning then! lol, good ones.

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CAT609 1/8/2013 7:20AM

    Awesome!

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YMWONG22 1/8/2013 7:17AM

  Great quote and funny joke!
Love them both. I shall share them with my buddies.
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Monday Mirth

Monday, January 07, 2013

“Isn’t there something we can appear to be doing?”
—HENRY CABOT LODGE, American statesman
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A driver ran a red light and was photographed by an automated police camera. A few days later, he got a photo of his car committing the infraction in the mail, along with a ticket for $80. Instead of paying the fine, the driver mailed the police department a photograph of four $20 bills. Several days later, he got a letter back from the police. Inside was a photograph of a pair of handcuffs.

  
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YMWONG22 1/9/2013 3:55AM

  Witty exchange between the offender and the police in the 2nd part. Good sense of humor there.
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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/7/2013 7:27PM

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Well, the first one is kind of SAD
It seems that's how a lot
of politicians really think !

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The traffic ticket is
HILARIOUS !

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Have a Marvelous Monday !

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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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TEDYBEAR2838 1/7/2013 6:52PM

    oops!

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TWEETYKC00 1/7/2013 8:47AM

    too cute

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    cute

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WATERDIAMONDS 1/7/2013 7:11AM

    Ha ha ha ha. What a cute little pick-me-up. Thanks.

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DMEYER4 1/7/2013 6:39AM

  cute thanks for the laugh. Have a great Monday

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Sunday Silly

Sunday, January 06, 2013

What’s black and white and slowly turning blue?

A very cold penguin.

  
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FCARMICH 1/6/2013 5:28PM

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    lol

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TWEETYKC00 1/6/2013 8:40AM

    good giggle.

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