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Thursday Tickle

Thursday, January 03, 2013

What’s the most dangerous vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/3/2013 10:28PM

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ANOTHER one for The JOKE File !

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Have a Fabulous Friday !

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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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FCARMICH 1/3/2013 5:49PM

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MOM4407 1/3/2013 2:08PM

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TWEETYKC00 1/3/2013 12:24PM

    lol

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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/3/2013 10:50AM

    chuckle..!

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JUDITHANNIE 1/3/2013 9:13AM

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AGK3112 1/3/2013 9:03AM

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Wednesday Wit

Wednesday, January 02, 2013

A man was in a gift shop and decided to buy a brass statue of a rat. The owner of the store said, “That’ll be $20 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it.”
“Thanks,” the man said, “but I’ll just take the statue for $20 and pass on the story.”
He paid and left the store. As he was walking down the street he noticed that rats gradually started following him, until there were hundreds trailing behind him. Completely unnerved, he walked down to the wharf and threw the brass rat in the water. All the real rats jumped into the water after it and drowned. He went back to the store immediately. The owner said, “You must have decided you want to hear the story!”
“No,” said the man, “I came back to see if you have any brass lawyers for sale.”

  
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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/3/2013 12:13AM

    I like that one!

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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/2/2013 11:15PM

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BEST lawyer joke EVER !


Have a Thrilling Thursday !

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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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TEDYBEAR2838 1/2/2013 6:43PM

    Oh Dear

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013!

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TWEETYKC00 1/2/2013 10:43AM

    Good giggle!

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AGK3112 1/2/2013 9:45AM

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FCARMICH 1/2/2013 8:51AM

  okay

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JUDITHANNIE 1/2/2013 8:15AM

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NANCYRUBIO 1/2/2013 7:08AM

    Love that !

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SWEETNEEY 1/2/2013 6:49AM

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REYNINGSUNSHINE 1/2/2013 6:36AM

    That took me a couple read-throughts to get my oh my how I laughed! Thank you :)

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Tuesday Tease

Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Son: You know that antique vase you always worry about me breaking, Mom?

Mother: Yes. What about it?

Son: Well, your worries are over.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/1/2013 11:27PM

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YEP

Been there, Done that
with Beloved Son, Matthew

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HAPPY NEW YEAR !
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AGK3112 1/1/2013 10:48PM

    Nooooo. Antic Vase...Happy New Year dear emoticon

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FCARMICH 1/1/2013 3:20PM

  okay

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TEDYBEAR2838 1/1/2013 3:01PM

    emoticon as well his life might be :)

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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/1/2013 11:30AM

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YMWONG22 1/1/2013 8:32AM

  Hahaha .... it is always nice to welcome the new year with humor.
Happy New Year to you and your family.
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NANCYRUBIO 1/1/2013 8:28AM

    love it--sounds like my son.

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EOWYN2424 1/1/2013 8:23AM

    lol

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TWEETYKC00 1/1/2013 8:20AM

    giggle time! Happy New Year!

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It's a New Year, be a NEW YOU!

Monday, December 31, 2012

525,600 brand new minutes await you - the 2013 you!!

1. Have a positive attitude.

2. Love yourself! You are special, unique, one of a kind. Take some time every day for you.

3. Get involved.

4. Eat sensibly.

5. Write down your food, minutes of exercise, and your feelings at the time.

6. Drink, drink, drink - water, that is! Preferably 6-8 glasses each day.

7. Walk tall and smile more - you'll look 10 years younger!

8. Make a genuine effort to stay in close touch with family and friends.

9. Find time to be kind and thoughtful. Give a compliment (it could provide someone with a badly needed lift).

10. Be a caring, sharing Spark pal.

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Thank you to all my SparkFriends who have stuck with me through this year and who will hopefully remain active SparkFriends through all the coming years.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!

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NANCYRUBIO 1/1/2013 7:27AM

    And about time--didn't know if we you make it this far (Country)

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FRANCES-AGAPE 12/31/2012 10:58PM

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HAPPY NEW YEAR !

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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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FCARMICH 12/31/2012 4:33PM

  safe and happy new year to you!

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SUNSETBREEZE05 12/31/2012 12:14PM

    Thanks and a Happy New Year to you!!

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NANCYRUBIO 12/31/2012 11:39AM

    I am so glad you did not list 525,600 reasons to be happy. I am happy the holidays are over May your year be better than you expect.

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BOOKWORM27S 12/31/2012 9:10AM

    Have a happy and healthy 2013!

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TWEETYKC00 12/31/2012 8:40AM

    Good thoughts. Happy New Year!

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JUDITHANNIE 12/31/2012 7:47AM

    HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND CLIFF TOO. Thanks for all the good tips, hopefully this will be the year I can lose the weight to feel better and become healthy too. My Spark friends are forever friends. Thanks for being one of mine. Judy emoticon emoticon emoticon

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TEACH68 12/31/2012 7:35AM

    Thank you for great positive advice! Happy New Year!

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TEDYBEAR2838 12/31/2012 7:32AM

    Have a great new year..let's all be more positive.

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Sunday Sillies

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Why was the pig an unpopular party guest?

He kept hogging the punch.
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A man is shipwrecked and is the only survivor.

When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is purple. He can't believe it. The sky is purple. He walks around a bit and see's that there is purple grass, purple birds and purple fruit on the purple trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn purple, too.

"Oh no!" he says, "I think I've been marooned!"
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“You can only be young once but you can be immature forever.”
—Dave Barry
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AGK3112 12/30/2012 11:58PM

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MAROONED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Definitely going into the joke file !

My face is hurting from grinninng



Have a Marvelous Monday !

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FCARMICH 12/30/2012 2:05PM

  yes -- difference between childish and childlike is important

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GERIKRAGH 12/30/2012 11:44AM

    I like the immature forever saying.

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TWEETYKC00 12/30/2012 11:36AM

    love them!

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SUNSETBREEZE05 12/30/2012 10:56AM

    Thanks a bunch!

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    emoticon emoticon I love morning giggles- GREAT abs workout emoticon

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NCSUE0514 12/30/2012 8:05AM

    Thanks for the chuckles. Check this link for another one - the photo cracks me up!!!
http://acts17verse28.blogs
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Have a great Sunday & a wonderful week!



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    emoticon Thank you for sharing!

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MARYJOANNA 12/30/2012 7:09AM

  Very cute!

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