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Saturday Misc.

Saturday, January 05, 2013

“The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well.”
—H. T. LESLIE, 19th-century composer
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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Karma.
Karma who?
Karma out with your hands up!
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TV Trivia

OOPS!
SERIES: That ’70s Show
GOOF: The show is set between the years of 1976 and 1979, and lots of period consumer products and technology are used as props. The problem: Sometimes that stuff isn’t historically accurate. A few examples: Cassette tapes made of clear plastic are shown, but those weren’t in use until 1984—before then, they were a solid color. Snack Pack pudding cups are in plastic, but the ’70s version of the product was packaged in tin cans. And Star Wars fan Eric Foreman’s (Topher Grace) green light saber wasn’t produced until Return of the Jedi hit movie theaters … in 1983.


If you’re average, you’ll watch about 2 million commercials in your lifetime.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/5/2013 6:41PM

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Some people - like Jack- do not like
to watch reruns. I do.
The first time, to enjoy the show.
The next time(s), to look for bloopers
like those

Mom - God rest her soul -
loved to look for and find them



Have a Super Sunday !

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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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FCARMICH 1/5/2013 5:17PM

  okay

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MOM4407 1/5/2013 4:21PM

    It is so much easier now with a DVR fast forward through them.

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JUDITHANNIE 1/5/2013 2:57PM

    very interesting, thanks again....

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TWEETYKC00 1/5/2013 1:36PM

    cool stuff, thanks

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AGK3112 1/5/2013 10:55AM

    Life aways play a game with us. It is depend on us how we handle "I win & you loss" or "I let you win & I loss" . I am sorry life but I will be choosing here.

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LLLAWSON 1/5/2013 10:46AM

    Wow that's a bunch of commercials. Love DVR programs and skip those things.

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SUSANELAINE1956 1/5/2013 9:43AM

    “The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well.”

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Friday Funnies

Friday, January 04, 2013

Lewis told his five-year-old daughter Stella to say her prayers before she went to sleep. She said, “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. And good-bye, Grandpa.” Before he could ask her why she said good-bye to her grandfather, Stella was asleep. The next day, Grandpa died.
That night as Stella dozed off, Lewis heard her say, “God bless Mommy and Daddy. And good-bye, Grandma.” The next day, Grandma died.
That night as she drifted off, he heard Stella say, “God bless Mommy, and good-bye, Daddy.” The next day at work Lewis was such a nervous wreck that he didn’t get out of his chair until midnight. When he got home, he told his wife, “I’m fine now, but I just had the worst day of my life!”
She said, “Me, too! In the middle of my lesson, my tennis instructor dropped dead!”
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While shopping in a food store, two nuns happen to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening."

The second nun answered, "Indeed it would sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, as I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."

"I can handle that without a problem," she replied as she replied up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.

The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nums arrived with a six-pack of beer.

"We use beer for washing our hair" the nun said. "A shampoo, if you will."

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said, "The curlers are on the house."
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CORALINE01 1/5/2013 9:36AM

    emoticon i dint see the tennis instructor coming! good one!
and the nuns were cute too

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Both Great

BUT

the nuns' beer is HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!!

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I can hardly wait to tell it
to everyone this weekend

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Have a Wonderful Weekend !

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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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FCARMICH 1/4/2013 5:06PM

  good!

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GERIKRAGH 1/4/2013 11:26AM

    Thanks for the laugh!

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TWEETYKC00 1/4/2013 10:12AM

    Love them, thanks for the giggles.

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JUDITHANNIE 1/4/2013 7:49AM

    loved them both too funny.....

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ROX525 1/4/2013 6:53AM

    LOL

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Thursday Tickle

Thursday, January 03, 2013

What’s the most dangerous vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/3/2013 10:28PM

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ANOTHER one for The JOKE File !

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Have a Fabulous Friday !

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FCARMICH 1/3/2013 5:49PM

  yeah

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MOM4407 1/3/2013 2:08PM

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TWEETYKC00 1/3/2013 12:24PM

    lol

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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/3/2013 10:50AM

    chuckle..!

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JUDITHANNIE 1/3/2013 9:13AM

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AGK3112 1/3/2013 9:03AM

    emoticon nice one

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Wednesday Wit

Wednesday, January 02, 2013

A man was in a gift shop and decided to buy a brass statue of a rat. The owner of the store said, “That’ll be $20 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it.”
“Thanks,” the man said, “but I’ll just take the statue for $20 and pass on the story.”
He paid and left the store. As he was walking down the street he noticed that rats gradually started following him, until there were hundreds trailing behind him. Completely unnerved, he walked down to the wharf and threw the brass rat in the water. All the real rats jumped into the water after it and drowned. He went back to the store immediately. The owner said, “You must have decided you want to hear the story!”
“No,” said the man, “I came back to see if you have any brass lawyers for sale.”

  
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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/3/2013 12:13AM

    I like that one!

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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/2/2013 11:15PM

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BEST lawyer joke EVER !


Have a Thrilling Thursday !

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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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TEDYBEAR2838 1/2/2013 6:43PM

    Oh Dear

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013!

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TWEETYKC00 1/2/2013 10:43AM

    Good giggle!

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FCARMICH 1/2/2013 8:51AM

  okay

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NANCYRUBIO 1/2/2013 7:08AM

    Love that !

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REYNINGSUNSHINE 1/2/2013 6:36AM

    That took me a couple read-throughts to get my oh my how I laughed! Thank you :)

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Tuesday Tease

Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Son: You know that antique vase you always worry about me breaking, Mom?

Mother: Yes. What about it?

Son: Well, your worries are over.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/1/2013 11:27PM

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YEP

Been there, Done that
with Beloved Son, Matthew

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HAPPY NEW YEAR !
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AGK3112 1/1/2013 10:48PM

    Nooooo. Antic Vase...Happy New Year dear emoticon

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FCARMICH 1/1/2013 3:20PM

  okay

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TEDYBEAR2838 1/1/2013 3:01PM

    emoticon as well his life might be :)

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YMWONG22 1/1/2013 8:32AM

  Hahaha .... it is always nice to welcome the new year with humor.
Happy New Year to you and your family.
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NANCYRUBIO 1/1/2013 8:28AM

    love it--sounds like my son.

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EOWYN2424 1/1/2013 8:23AM

    lol

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TWEETYKC00 1/1/2013 8:20AM

    giggle time! Happy New Year!

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