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Saturday Sillies

Saturday, December 29, 2012

How do pigs write letters?

Using pig pens!
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Why were the girls who married Orville and Wilbur so happy?

Because they both married Mr. Wright!
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Both GREAT ones !
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Have a Super Sunday !

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BLESSINGS!

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    Lol.

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SUNSETBREEZE05 12/29/2012 11:18AM

    Very Cute!!

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TEDYBEAR2838 12/29/2012 8:46AM

    They were so cute. Will tell them at the mall gathering today ;)

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FCARMICH 12/29/2012 8:33AM

  okay!

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CHIBIKARATE 12/29/2012 6:49AM

    How cute enjoy your day hugz

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Friday Funny

Friday, December 28, 2012

What do you call a middle-aged lion?

A lion, tamer.

  
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NANCYRUBIO 12/28/2012 11:49PM

    Groan, but I like them anyhow.

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Have a Super Saturday


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NANCYRUBIO 12/28/2012 7:21AM

    O.K.

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DARJR50 12/28/2012 6:46AM

  Thanks for the chuckle

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RIDLEYRIDER 12/28/2012 6:45AM

  How true!!! Thanks!

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AZMOMXTWO 12/28/2012 6:43AM

  good one thank you

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Thursday Miscellaneous

Thursday, December 27, 2012

What’s the problem with one-armed butlers?

They can dish it out, but they can’t take it.
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Secrets of Adulthood

• If you’re not failing, you’re not trying hard enough.

• You need old friends and new friends.

• One effective way to complete a project is to abandon it.
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Trivia:

What legendary rock musician has an international airport that bears his name?

John Lennon. Liverpool Airport in Liverpool, England, the city of Lennon’s birth, was officially renamed Liverpool John Lennon Airport in 2002.

  
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    thanks for the info

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SUNSETBREEZE05 12/27/2012 9:56AM

    Nice to know I am not to old to learn some thing new!

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NANCYRUBIO 12/27/2012 8:26AM

    Thanks for the fun reading.

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AZMOMXTWO 12/27/2012 6:55AM

  good ones I did not know the trivia one

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Wednesday's Wit

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Why do dolphins always look so happy?

They’ve convinced the rest of the world that they’re geniuses, all without doing an ounce of work!
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Santa and Mrs. Claus went to see a marriage counselor. “Tell me, what is the problem?” asked the therapist.

“It’s his happy, jolly attitude, all year long,” she complained. “It drives me nuts!”

“All year?” asked the therapist. “I thought Santa worked only in the winter?”

“Sure,” explained Mrs. Claus, “but in the summer he takes up gardening, and then it’s hoe, hoe, hoe, all over again!”

  
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The BEST Xmas joke I heard !

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for taking the daily
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Have a Thrilling Thursday

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    These were great.

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Merry Christmas Jolly

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Dog: How did you like your Christmas present this year?

Other Dog: I loved it! I got a wonderful and warm wool sweater.

Dog: Great—now you can woof in sheep’s clothing.

  
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NANCYRUBIO 12/26/2012 11:33AM

    I think I loved this one even more.

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Another GOOD ONE !

Someone send this today
and I HAVE to share with you :

Girl #1 (picking up box of baking soda):

I didn’t know soda was baked.

Girl #2: Thank God it’s not fried!
Do you know how many extra calories that would be?!


! HOPE YOU HAD A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS !

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TWEETYKC00 12/25/2012 9:58AM

    great giggle!

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NANCYRUBIO 12/25/2012 8:51AM

    Like that!

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