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Monday Mirth

Monday, December 24, 2012

What do you call a kitten who undergoes an exorcism?

A cat outta hell.
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Merry Christmas Eve!

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AGK3112 12/24/2012 9:43PM

    emoticon Merry Christmas Eve & Christmas

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TWEETYKC00 12/24/2012 12:11PM

    good one! lol.

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CAT609 12/24/2012 9:02AM

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DEBBIELCG 12/24/2012 8:55AM

    cute thank you

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NANCYRUBIO 12/24/2012 8:18AM

    That's a new one~

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Sunday Silly

Sunday, December 23, 2012


What was the horse’s favorite Beatles song?

Pony Lane.

  
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FCARMICH 12/23/2012 11:55AM

  okay

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TWEETYKC00 12/23/2012 10:49AM

    lol.

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NANCYRUBIO 12/23/2012 9:42AM

    OK-I missed that! emoticon

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WATERDIAMONDS 12/23/2012 7:01AM

    Ha ha. That's really cute!

Thanks for the chuckle.

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Saturday Sillies

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Did you hear about the pony who loves plants?

She’s considering majoring in horseticulture.
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A true oldie:

Penny: You have your shoes on the wrong feet.

Lenny: That’s impossible. These are the only feet I have!
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NANCYRUBIO 12/23/2012 9:42AM

    Thanks for the smile, it is appreciated!

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An Oldie, But a GOODIE -

Like US !


Have a Super Sunday

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BLESSINGS!
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Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kawaaza, Happy Everything.


! HAPPY DECEMBER !
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FCARMICH 12/22/2012 4:46PM

  okay

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TWEETYKC00 12/22/2012 11:45AM

    Good giggles

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NANCYRUBIO 12/22/2012 9:16AM

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Friday Funnies

Friday, December 21, 2012

Where do elderly otters get their food?

Seals on Wheels.
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A father asked his young daughter what she wanted for Christmas. She said she wanted a little brother more than anything. And so it happened that on Christmas Eve, her mother came home from the hospital with a baby boy.

The next year, the father again asked his daughter what she wanted for Christmas. “Well,” she replied, “if it’s not too painful for Mom, I would like a pony.”
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Trivia-

What computer device was described as an “X—Y position indicator for a display system” in its inventor’s patent application?


The mouse, for which inventor Douglas Engelbart received a patent in 1970.
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SUGARSMOM2 12/21/2012 12:13PM

  cute as always ..

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    thanks for the funnies and trivia.

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  okay

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JUDITHANNIE 12/21/2012 8:26AM

    out of the mouth of babes!!!!!

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CAT609 12/21/2012 7:27AM

    Great trivia!

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DEBBIELCG 12/21/2012 6:50AM

    thanks for the morning humor.

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DARJR50 12/21/2012 6:39AM

  Cute. Strange but cute.

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Thursday's Tickles

Thursday, December 20, 2012

My nephew loves going to the Web. He keeps track of his passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed his Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto", so I asked why it was so long. "Because," he explained, "they said it has to have at least four characters."
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What do you get when you cross a puffin with a mythical beast?

Puff the Magic Dragon.
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Q: What did the sick shoe say to the cobbler?

A: Please heel me.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire bat?

One is a bloodsucking parasite, and the other is a mouse-like creature with wings.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 12/22/2012 11:20PM

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password one is TOOOOOO FUUNNNYYYYYY





Have a Super Sunday

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Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kawaaza, Happy Everything.


! HAPPY DECEMBER !
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NANCYRUBIO 12/21/2012 5:57AM

    Very good, nice to wake up with some humor!

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    Thanks for making me laugh!!

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FCARMICH 12/20/2012 12:04PM

  good ones!

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TWEETYKC00 12/20/2012 8:09AM

    love em! lol.

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    Oh boy!!!!!! emoticon

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WELLNESSME09 12/20/2012 7:02AM

    Great jokes! emoticon emoticon

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AZMOMXTWO 12/20/2012 6:52AM

  good jokes thank you

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