FERRETLOVER1   210,120
SparkPoints
100,000 or more SparkPoints
 
 
FERRETLOVER1's Recent Blog Entries

Saturday Sillies

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Did you hear about the pony who loves plants?

She’s considering majoring in horseticulture.
_____________________
A true oldie:

Penny: You have your shoes on the wrong feet.

Lenny: That’s impossible. These are the only feet I have!
_____________________

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

NANCYRUBIO 12/23/2012 9:42AM

    Thanks for the smile, it is appreciated!

Report Inappropriate Comment
FRANCES-AGAPE 12/22/2012 11:13PM

    emoticon


An Oldie, But a GOODIE -

Like US !


Have a Super Sunday

emoticon emoticon
BLESSINGS!
emoticon emoticon
emoticon emoticon



Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kawaaza, Happy Everything.


! HAPPY DECEMBER !
emoticon emoticon emoticon


Report Inappropriate Comment
AGK3112 12/22/2012 9:43PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
FCARMICH 12/22/2012 4:46PM

  okay

Report Inappropriate Comment
TWEETYKC00 12/22/2012 11:45AM

    Good giggles

Report Inappropriate Comment
SUNSETBREEZE05 12/22/2012 11:28AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
GINNABOOTS 12/22/2012 11:09AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
NANCYRUBIO 12/22/2012 9:16AM

    emoticon Groan

Report Inappropriate Comment
JUDITHANNIE 12/22/2012 8:59AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment


Friday Funnies

Friday, December 21, 2012

Where do elderly otters get their food?

Seals on Wheels.
________________
A father asked his young daughter what she wanted for Christmas. She said she wanted a little brother more than anything. And so it happened that on Christmas Eve, her mother came home from the hospital with a baby boy.

The next year, the father again asked his daughter what she wanted for Christmas. “Well,” she replied, “if it’s not too painful for Mom, I would like a pony.”
______________
Trivia-

What computer device was described as an “X—Y position indicator for a display system” in its inventor’s patent application?


The mouse, for which inventor Douglas Engelbart received a patent in 1970.
_________________

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

SUGARSMOM2 12/21/2012 12:13PM

  cute as always ..

Report Inappropriate Comment
TWEETYKC00 12/21/2012 10:49AM

    thanks for the funnies and trivia.

Report Inappropriate Comment
AGK3112 12/21/2012 9:35AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
FCARMICH 12/21/2012 8:46AM

  okay

Report Inappropriate Comment
JUDITHANNIE 12/21/2012 8:26AM

    out of the mouth of babes!!!!!

Report Inappropriate Comment
CAT609 12/21/2012 7:27AM

    Great trivia!

Report Inappropriate Comment
DEBBIELCG 12/21/2012 6:50AM

    thanks for the morning humor.

Report Inappropriate Comment
DARJR50 12/21/2012 6:39AM

  Cute. Strange but cute.

Report Inappropriate Comment


Thursday's Tickles

Thursday, December 20, 2012

My nephew loves going to the Web. He keeps track of his passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed his Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto", so I asked why it was so long. "Because," he explained, "they said it has to have at least four characters."
____________________
What do you get when you cross a puffin with a mythical beast?

Puff the Magic Dragon.
____________________
Q: What did the sick shoe say to the cobbler?

A: Please heel me.
____________________
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire bat?

One is a bloodsucking parasite, and the other is a mouse-like creature with wings.

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

FRANCES-AGAPE 12/22/2012 11:20PM

    emoticon

password one is TOOOOOO FUUNNNYYYYYY





Have a Super Sunday

emoticon emoticon
BLESSINGS!
emoticon emoticon
emoticon emoticon



Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kawaaza, Happy Everything.


! HAPPY DECEMBER !
emoticon emoticon emoticon


Report Inappropriate Comment
NANCYRUBIO 12/21/2012 5:57AM

    Very good, nice to wake up with some humor!

Report Inappropriate Comment
SUNSETBREEZE05 12/20/2012 1:16PM

    Thanks for making me laugh!!

Report Inappropriate Comment
FCARMICH 12/20/2012 12:04PM

  good ones!

Report Inappropriate Comment
TWEETYKC00 12/20/2012 8:09AM

    love em! lol.

Report Inappropriate Comment
JUDITHANNIE 12/20/2012 7:07AM

    Oh boy!!!!!! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
WELLNESSME09 12/20/2012 7:02AM

    Great jokes! emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
CAT609 12/20/2012 6:55AM

    Too funny! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
AZMOMXTWO 12/20/2012 6:52AM

  good jokes thank you

Report Inappropriate Comment


Wednesday's Witticisms

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

What did the cub like on his hamburger?

Cheet-er cheese.
------------------------

A computer salesman was demonstrating the latest model at a convention. He boasted that the computer could answer any question correctly. One wise guy decided to show off by tricking the computer. “Where is my father?” he asked.

The computer replied, “Your father is working in a bar in Chicago.”

“Ha!” the wise guy said smugly. “The computer is wrong. My father is dead!” The salesman anxiously suggested rephrasing the question so that the computer could understand it better. “Fine,” said the wise guy. “Where is my mother’s husband?”

The computer replied, “Your mother’s husband is dead, but your father is still working in a bar in Chicago.”

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

FRANCES-AGAPE 12/22/2012 11:22PM

    emoticon

ANOTHER GREAT one
for my computer joke file !!!!



Have a Super Sunday

emoticon emoticon
BLESSINGS!
emoticon emoticon
emoticon emoticon



Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kawaaza, Happy Everything.


! HAPPY DECEMBER !
emoticon emoticon emoticon


Report Inappropriate Comment
NANCYRUBIO 12/19/2012 11:40PM

    Too funny-- emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
FCARMICH 12/19/2012 1:53PM

  okay

Report Inappropriate Comment
MAGGIE101857 12/19/2012 8:44AM

    Chuckle, chuckle! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
JUDITHANNIE 12/19/2012 8:41AM

    Oh my!!!!!!!! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
MRE1956 12/19/2012 6:12AM

    emoticon

emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
HEALTHYLU1 12/19/2012 5:31AM

    Cute! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
TWEETYKC00 12/19/2012 5:30AM

    great giggles!

Report Inappropriate Comment


Tuesday Tickles

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

How do chimpanzees pay for their groceries?

With chimp change.
_________________
A snail slid into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender said, “Get out, you’re a snail.” Then he picked up the snail and threw him out the front door, all the way across the street.

Eleven months later, while collecting glasses, the bartender felt a tap on his shoe and looked down. The snail said, “What the heck did you do that for?”
_________________

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

NANCYRUBIO 12/18/2012 11:46PM

    Hate snails but love Chimps!

Report Inappropriate Comment
JUDITHANNIE 12/18/2012 3:17PM

    the snail one made me laugh out loud..... emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
TWEETYKC00 12/18/2012 2:13PM

    too cute! lol

Report Inappropriate Comment
FCARMICH 12/18/2012 12:53PM

  okay

Report Inappropriate Comment
AGK3112 12/18/2012 12:49PM

    emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
IDLETYME 12/18/2012 8:54AM

    Thanks for my morning giggle! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
DWYER1952 12/18/2012 7:31AM

  needed that this morning emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
CAT609 12/18/2012 7:07AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
MRMRMMR 12/18/2012 6:53AM

    they made me laugh

Report Inappropriate Comment
JGRAY76 12/18/2012 6:50AM

    Merry Christmas!

Report Inappropriate Comment


First Page  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 Last Page