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12/12/12 - An easy date to write!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Got plans today (12/12/12)? It's WORLD HOOP DAY, so grab a Hula Hoop and tone your midsection, while showing your kids how playing can be fun and good for your health.
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How did the hippo scientist start off the experiment?

He made a hippo-thesis.
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What does it look like when the chicken crosses the road?

Poultry in motion.

  
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LEANJEAN6 12/15/2012 7:09AM

    Wow! Ive never heard of Hoop day!--Great day I'd say!-Lynda emoticon

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ROX525 12/15/2012 7:06AM

    Needed some laughs this morning. Thank you.

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NANCYRUBIO 12/12/2012 11:43PM

    had to say poultry in motion to understand it. Who is going to pick me up when I try to use a hula hoop? emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 12/12/2012 8:44AM

    Let's go hooping!

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JUDITHANNIE 12/12/2012 7:44AM

    don't have a hula hoop anymore but will do some kind of exercise today for sure

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AZMOMXTWO 12/12/2012 6:46AM

  love the jokes

12/12/12
very intresting date to write for sure

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Tuesday Tickles and Thoughts

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

What do you get when you cross a kitten and a bat?

A cat that sleeps upside down.
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Pope John XXIII’s Daily Decalogue


Pope John XXIII (pope 1958–1963), known as the “The Good Pope,” wrote his Daily Decalogue:

1. Only for today, I will seek to live the livelong day positively without wishing to solve the problems of my life all at once.
2. Only for today, I will take the greatest care of my appearance: I will dress modestly; I will not raise my voice; I will be courteous in my behavior; I will not criticize anyone; I will not claim to improve or to discipline anyone except myself.
3. Only for today, I will be happy in the certainty that I was created to be happy, not only in the other world but also in this one.
4. Only for today, I will adapt to circumstances, without requiring all circumstances to be adapted to my own wishes.
5. Only for today, I will devote 10 minutes of my time to some good reading, remembering that just as food is necessary to the life of the body, so good reading is necessary to the life of the soul.”
6. Only for today, I will do one good deed and not tell anyone about it.
7. Only for today, I will do at least one thing I do not like doing; and if my feelings are hurt, I will make sure that no one notices.
8. Only for today, I will make a plan for myself: I may not follow it to the letter, but I will make it. And I will be on guard against two evils: hastiness and indecision.
9. Only for today, I will firmly believe, despite appearances, that the good Providence of God cares for me as no one else who exists in this world.
10. Only for today, I will have no fears. In particular, I will not be afraid to enjoy what is beautiful and to believe in goodness. Indeed, for 12 hours I can certainly do what might cause me consternation were I to believe I had to do it all my life.
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A college professor had a strict rule for final exams: Anyone seen writing after the bell rang was automatically given a zero on the test. One semester, the bell sounded and everyone stopped writing except for one student, who kept going for another five minutes before calmly getting up to hand in his test. “That’s a zero for you,” said the professor.

“Don’t you know who I am?” asked the student.

“I don’t care who you are!” snapped the professor. “You could be the president’s son for all I care. You still get a zero.”

“So you don’t know who I am?” persisted the student.

“No,” the professor replied.

“Good,” said the student, as he slipped his exam into the middle of the stack of tests and walked out.
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DOLLYHOLLY 12/11/2012 9:18PM

    I like the Pope's daily log. I hope you don't mind if I copy it and send it to friends of mine and as a self-reminder. emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 12/11/2012 10:20AM

    Good thoughts and cool funnies!

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JUDITHANNIE 12/11/2012 8:44AM

    Cute ones, our dog Chloe sleeps upside down.......

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CAT609 12/11/2012 7:24AM

    Wow! Good ones today!

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NANCYRUBIO 12/11/2012 7:15AM

    I loved that POPE. My cat sleeps upside down, of course not by its tail. Smart brat.

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Monday Mirth

Monday, December 10, 2012

Let’s say you have three marmots and then you get three more, what do you have then?

More-mots.
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Some employees bought their boss a birthday gift. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly and noticed that it was wet in the corner. He touched his finger to the wet spot and tasted it. “A bottle of wine?” he asked.

“Nope,” the employees replied.

Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. “A bottle of scotch?”

“Nope.”

Finally the boss said, “I give up. What is it?”

“A puppy!”
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AGK3112 12/10/2012 8:08PM

    emoticon

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FCARMICH 12/10/2012 5:27PM

  okay

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TWEETYKC00 12/10/2012 10:12AM

    LOL, good ones

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SUNSETBREEZE05 12/10/2012 10:03AM

    Yikes! He must not drink very much.lol

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JUDITHANNIE 12/10/2012 8:53AM

    Oh no!!!!!!!! emoticon

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CAT609 12/10/2012 7:23AM

    Ha! emoticon

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NANCYRUBIO 12/10/2012 6:40AM

    Didn't understand the first one but the second made up for it. Had some bosses I wish I had gifted this way.

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AZMOMXTWO 12/10/2012 6:38AM

  good ones thanks

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SWEETNEEY 12/10/2012 6:37AM

    emoticon Made my day

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Sunday Slapstick

Sunday, December 09, 2012

What do you call a grouping of stags on new Year’s Eve?

A stag party.
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“I’ve got two wonderful children—and two out of five isn’t bad.”
—Henny Youngman
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AGK3112 12/9/2012 11:50AM

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    Love those! lol.

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JUDITHANNIE 12/9/2012 8:49AM

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FCARMICH 12/9/2012 8:32AM

  Okay!

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Saturday Sillies

Saturday, December 08, 2012

What happens to a stag who drinks too much lager?

He gets a deer belly.
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How do we know woodpeckers are smarter than chickens?

Ever heard of fried woodpecker?
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NANCYRUBIO 12/9/2012 8:30AM

    How could I miss the first question? It is early yet so my brain is not in gear Wrong!

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GERIKRAGH 12/8/2012 2:03PM

    Cute!

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TWEETYKC00 12/8/2012 1:07PM

    cute ones!

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FCARMICH 12/8/2012 10:34AM

  good!

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JUDITHANNIE 12/8/2012 8:58AM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon

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NANCYRUBIO 12/8/2012 8:38AM

    We all need sillies once in a while. Nothing wrong with a smile~~~

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DARIALEIGH 12/8/2012 7:34AM

  hahaha Thanks! emoticon

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