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Monday Mirth

Monday, December 10, 2012

Let’s say you have three marmots and then you get three more, what do you have then?

More-mots.
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Some employees bought their boss a birthday gift. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly and noticed that it was wet in the corner. He touched his finger to the wet spot and tasted it. “A bottle of wine?” he asked.

“Nope,” the employees replied.

Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. “A bottle of scotch?”

“Nope.”

Finally the boss said, “I give up. What is it?”

“A puppy!”
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AGK3112 12/10/2012 8:08PM

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FCARMICH 12/10/2012 5:27PM

  okay

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TWEETYKC00 12/10/2012 10:12AM

    LOL, good ones

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SUNSETBREEZE05 12/10/2012 10:03AM

    Yikes! He must not drink very much.lol

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JUDITHANNIE 12/10/2012 8:53AM

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CAT609 12/10/2012 7:23AM

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NANCYRUBIO 12/10/2012 6:40AM

    Didn't understand the first one but the second made up for it. Had some bosses I wish I had gifted this way.

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AZMOMXTWO 12/10/2012 6:38AM

  good ones thanks

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SWEETNEEY 12/10/2012 6:37AM

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Sunday Slapstick

Sunday, December 09, 2012

What do you call a grouping of stags on new Year’s Eve?

A stag party.
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“I’ve got two wonderful children—and two out of five isn’t bad.”
—Henny Youngman
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    Love those! lol.

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FCARMICH 12/9/2012 8:32AM

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Saturday Sillies

Saturday, December 08, 2012

What happens to a stag who drinks too much lager?

He gets a deer belly.
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How do we know woodpeckers are smarter than chickens?

Ever heard of fried woodpecker?
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NANCYRUBIO 12/9/2012 8:30AM

    How could I miss the first question? It is early yet so my brain is not in gear Wrong!

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GERIKRAGH 12/8/2012 2:03PM

    Cute!

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TWEETYKC00 12/8/2012 1:07PM

    cute ones!

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FCARMICH 12/8/2012 10:34AM

  good!

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NANCYRUBIO 12/8/2012 8:38AM

    We all need sillies once in a while. Nothing wrong with a smile~~~

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Link to some really cool pictures

Friday, December 07, 2012

http://izismile.com/2012/06/29/2012s_most_
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FRANCES-AGAPE 12/7/2012 8:16PM

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ALMOST didnt continue after the bee sting
BUT

GLAD I DID !

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As ALWAYS,
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for sharing


Have a Wonderful Weekend

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BLESSINGS!
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FERRETLOVER1 12/7/2012 12:27PM

    Sorry about that! Guess this was a mistake blog!

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    COULDN"T COPY EITHER... emoticon

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FERRETLOVER1 12/7/2012 8:03AM

    You will have to copy and paste this link - sorry about that. It's worth it, though.

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  I bet they are great I can't get the like to open

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Thursday Teases

Thursday, December 06, 2012

What is a seal’s favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Eat it, then write it

If you’re struggling with your diet, keep a food diary. It’s an effective way to encourage yourself to eat more healthfully.

(I actually think this should be reversed - write it...then eat it. That way, you aren't eating mindlessly - you know exactly what you are putting in your mouth.)
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An old man was driving on the freeway when his cell phone rang. It was his wife calling. “Herman!” she cried. “I just heard on the news that there’s a car driving the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful out there!”

“No, Mabel!” exclaimed Herman. “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

(An oldie, but goodie)
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Hopefully, I have redeemed myself for the one from yesterday?

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 12/6/2012 10:37PM

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Definitely !

Both are going into the Laugh File



Have a Fabulous Friday !

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BLESSINGS!
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JUDITHANNIE 12/6/2012 3:51PM

    I agree write it then eat it. If you plan out what you eat and follow what you plan you'll be more apt to stay on track.

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TWEETYKC00 12/6/2012 9:07AM

    love your stuff.

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CAT609 12/6/2012 7:25AM

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DMEYER4 12/6/2012 6:45AM

  very cute thank you

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