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Wednesday Witticism

Wednesday, December 05, 2012

Who do you think won the basketball game, the ostriches or the robins?

Neither—birds can’t play basketball!


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NANCYRUBIO 12/6/2012 12:04AM

    Oh, how stupid I feel.

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FRANCES-AGAPE 12/5/2012 11:06PM

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OKAY

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That ranks with the other LAME one


Have a Thrilling Thursday

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BLESSINGS!
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FCARMICH 12/5/2012 1:31PM

  okay

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JUDITHANNIE 12/5/2012 10:05AM

    You got me!!!!! emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 12/5/2012 9:43AM

    cute!

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LEANJEAN6 12/5/2012 7:14AM

    LOL----- You got me!--LOLOL-Lynda emoticon

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CAT609 12/5/2012 7:12AM

    Too funny!

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AZMOMXTWO 12/5/2012 6:49AM

  but if they could it would have to be the robins because the ostrich had its head in the sand

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Tuesday Thought

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Today is National Cookie Day! Enjoy- in moderation, of course. emoticon

  
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FCARMICH 12/5/2012 1:31PM

  yes

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NANCYRUBIO 12/5/2012 6:07AM

    I celebrate any holiday I care to and I care to celebrate this one. Don't I wish.

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FRANCES-AGAPE 12/4/2012 10:23PM

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OMG !

!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT !!

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Am writing about cookies on my blog tonight

Let's just say I celebrated WELL !
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Since you didn't have a laugh, here's one I got today



Facebook Love

My ex and I had a very amicable divorce.
I know this because when I wrote the Facebook
status “I’m getting a divorce,” he was the first
one to click Like.
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Have a Wonderful Wednesday

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BLESSINGS!
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AGK3112 12/4/2012 9:18AM

    cookies...I love to back cookies I might back some tonight.

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JUDITHANNIE 12/4/2012 8:44AM

    I don't know if I can eat just one!!!!! emoticon

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SPIRALINGUP 12/4/2012 8:18AM

    I'm passing on the cookies but it sounds like a happy day!

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TWEETYKC00 12/4/2012 7:51AM

    yum, cookies!

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CAT609 12/4/2012 7:16AM

    I do love cookies! I will enjoy in moderation!

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LATTELEE 12/4/2012 6:20AM

  Okay

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Monday's Mirth

Monday, December 03, 2012

What do you call a dog who stomps on grapes for a living?

A cawine specialist.
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Be generous with laughter

Look for reasons to find things funny, to laugh out loud, and to appreciate other people’s humor. Sometimes it’s challenging to give people the laughter they crave, but what starts out as forced laughter can often turn real.
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A man was walking up the street when he saw a crowd sprinting toward him. He stopped one of the runners and asked, “What’s going on?”

The runner explained, “A lion has escaped from the zoo.”

“Oh, no! Which way is he heading?”

“Well, you don’t think we’re all chasing him, do you?”
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NANCYRUBIO 12/3/2012 11:47PM

    Wonderful post.

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FRANCES-AGAPE 12/3/2012 7:42PM

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AMEN about laughter

That's why most of your funnies
go into my computer JOKE folder

I try to read and share daily
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Good for mood and blood pressure


Have a Terrific Tuesday

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FCARMICH 12/3/2012 4:41PM

  ohhh

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JUDITHANNIE 12/3/2012 9:17AM

    Laughter is the best medicine I try to use it daily

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TWEETYKC00 12/3/2012 8:54AM

    always love your laughs!

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CAT609 12/3/2012 7:06AM

    emoticon Funny!

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Sunday Silly

Sunday, December 02, 2012

Fox No. 1: Have you ever skateboarded?

Fox No. 2: Oh yeah, I started doing that when I was six years old.

Fox No. 1: Wow, you’re a real tail blazer.
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A bit of trivia -

How many kernels are there in the average bushel of corn?

About 90,000.

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FRANCES-AGAPE 12/2/2012 10:32PM

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Hey, we're ready for JEPARDY !


Have a Marvelous Monday

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AGK3112 12/2/2012 8:05PM

    Nice & tanks for sharing question & answer

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TEDYBEAR2838 12/2/2012 8:03PM

    good one

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JUDITHANNIE 12/2/2012 1:32PM

    I'llhave to ask my brother, he thinks he knows everything!!!!!!!

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GERIKRAGH 12/2/2012 12:41PM

    I have a grandson we call Jakeapedia because he knows everything. I will try the corn question on him.

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TWEETYKC00 12/2/2012 12:06PM

    cute, thanks for the info.

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SUNSETBREEZE05 12/2/2012 10:28AM

    I will ask my husband to see if he knows the answer.lol

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NANCYRUBIO 12/2/2012 8:42AM

    Well I must remember that bil of information. I probably will only remember the trail blazer.

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RIDLEYRIDER 12/2/2012 8:18AM

  I store that one away, thanks! emoticon

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Saturday Special & Sillies

Saturday, December 01, 2012

Want to keep your hands busy - and out of that bag of foil-wrapped chocolates? Send thoughtful, handwritten holiday notes to friends during National Write a Friend Month.
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What’s cold, white, has sharp teeth, and is in a bad mood?

An arctic fox on his way to the dentist.
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Why don’t oysters donate to charities?

They’re shellfish.
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FRANCES-AGAPE 12/1/2012 6:05PM

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Good to know that it's
Write A Friend Month

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HAPPY DECEMBER

Have a Super Sunday

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BLESSINGS!
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TWEETYKC00 12/1/2012 3:17PM

    good tip, great sillies!

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FCARMICH 12/1/2012 2:20PM

  okay

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SUNSETBREEZE05 12/1/2012 10:46AM

    I looked for Christmas stationary yesterday and they only had one choice and it wasn't pretty. I may have to use Christmas stickers to brighten up the notes.

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JUDITHANNIE 12/1/2012 9:49AM

    ok.... I like to write notes and use snail mail......

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NCSUE0514 12/1/2012 8:07AM

    Shellfish???

Now THAT is a groaner!!!

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