Sunday Silly

Sunday, December 02, 2012

Fox No. 1: Have you ever skateboarded?

Fox No. 2: Oh yeah, I started doing that when I was six years old.

Fox No. 1: Wow, you’re a real tail blazer.
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A bit of trivia -

How many kernels are there in the average bushel of corn?

About 90,000.

(Just in case that question ever comes up in conversation! )

  

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FRANCES-AGAPE 12/2/2012 10:32PM

Hey, we're ready for JEPARDY ! Have a Marvelous Monday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

AGK3112 12/2/2012 8:05PM

Nice & tanks for sharing question & answer Report Inappropriate Comment

TEDYBEAR2838 12/2/2012 8:03PM

good one Report Inappropriate Comment

JUDITHANNIE 12/2/2012 1:32PM

I'llhave to ask my brother, he thinks he knows everything!!!!!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

GERIKRAGH 12/2/2012 12:41PM

I have a grandson we call Jakeapedia because he knows everything. I will try the corn question on him. Report Inappropriate Comment

TWEETYKC00 12/2/2012 12:06PM

cute, thanks for the info. Report Inappropriate Comment

SUNSETBREEZE05 12/2/2012 10:28AM

I will ask my husband to see if he knows the answer.lol Report Inappropriate Comment

NANCYRUBIO 12/2/2012 8:42AM

Well I must remember that bil of information. I probably will only remember the trail blazer. Report Inappropriate Comment

RIDLEYRIDER 12/2/2012 8:18AM

I store that one away, thanks! Report Inappropriate Comment

Saturday Special & Sillies

Saturday, December 01, 2012

Want to keep your hands busy - and out of that bag of foil-wrapped chocolates? Send thoughtful, handwritten holiday notes to friends during National Write a Friend Month.
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What’s cold, white, has sharp teeth, and is in a bad mood?

An arctic fox on his way to the dentist.
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Why don’t oysters donate to charities?

They’re shellfish.
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FRANCES-AGAPE 12/1/2012 6:05PM

Good to know that it's Write A Friend Month HAPPY DECEMBER Have a Super Sunday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

TWEETYKC00 12/1/2012 3:17PM

good tip, great sillies! Report Inappropriate Comment

FCARMICH 12/1/2012 2:20PM

okay Report Inappropriate Comment

SUNSETBREEZE05 12/1/2012 10:46AM

I looked for Christmas stationary yesterday and they only had one choice and it wasn't pretty. I may have to use Christmas stickers to brighten up the notes. Report Inappropriate Comment

JUDITHANNIE 12/1/2012 9:49AM

ok.... I like to write notes and use snail mail...... Report Inappropriate Comment

NCSUE0514 12/1/2012 8:07AM

Shellfish??? Now THAT is a groaner!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

Friday Funnies & Shopping Tips

Friday, November 30, 2012

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a fish?

Squish. (Groan! Sorry about that! )
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5 tips for holiday shopping


By the time the holiday season rolls around each year, the wisdom you gained from last year’s marathon mall trips may be long gone from your mind. Try to plan ahead:

1. Keep a list. Starting early in the season, keep a written list of gift ideas.
2. Ask for suggestions. We all love the thrill of buying that perfect, unexpected gift. But so often, surprise gifts don’t work. It’s okay to ask people what they’d like.
3. Ask questions. When people suggest gifts for themselves, make sure you know exactly what you’ll be looking for—size, color, style.
4. Make a call. If you’re planning to make a special trip to pick up a particular item, it really pays to call first to make sure the store carries it.
5. Carry your list. That list you’ve been working on for months? Don’t leave it in your desk at the office.
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Four surgeons were chatting. The first said, “I like operating on librarians best because you open them up and everything is in alphabetical order.”

The second said, “I think accountants are best because everything on the inside is numbered.”

The third said, “I prefer electricians because everything is color-coded.”

The last one said, “I think lawyers are the easiest because they’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.”

  

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FCARMICH 12/1/2012 2:21PM

Good one! Report Inappropriate Comment

NANCYRUBIO 11/30/2012 11:32PM

Likes the serious part..good suggestions. Doctors were funny!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

FRANCES-AGAPE 11/30/2012 9:07PM

ALL I didn't groan - I liked that pun Have a Wonderful Weekend BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

JACKIE542 11/30/2012 9:08AM

Thanks for the laughs and the tips. Report Inappropriate Comment

CAT609 11/30/2012 7:22AM

You really made me laugh today! Thanks for the great laughs. I even like the squish! Have a great day! Report Inappropriate Comment

YMWONG22 11/30/2012 7:18AM

Great tips and .... Haha ... that was a good joke. I shall share it with the people around me and spread the chuckles and laughters. Thanks a bundle!! Report Inappropriate Comment

RIDLEYRIDER 11/30/2012 6:54AM

Good ones!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

Happiness Mistakes

Thursday, November 29, 2012

• Postponing something important until you’re feeling healthier, or thinner, or making more money

• Assuming that what’s true for other people is true for you

• Ignoring the truth about your own temperament, interests, and aptitudes

  

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FCARMICH 12/1/2012 2:22PM

all true --- go for it today, whatever it id! Report Inappropriate Comment

FRANCES-AGAPE 11/29/2012 11:51PM

All TRUTHS ! I am most GUILTY of no 1 Have a Fabulous Friday ! BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

SUNSETBREEZE05 11/29/2012 10:45AM

Why is it so easy to fall into that trap??? Report Inappropriate Comment

JUDITHANNIE 11/29/2012 9:07AM

So true, thanks Report Inappropriate Comment

NANCYRUBIO 11/29/2012 7:46AM

Things to remember and live by. We are all individuals. Report Inappropriate Comment

YMWONG22 11/29/2012 7:25AM

Good reminder. We tend to forget to be good and true to ourselves lots of time. Thanks. Report Inappropriate Comment

CAT609 11/29/2012 7:15AM

Too true! Report Inappropriate Comment

TWEETYKC00 11/29/2012 7:11AM

very true Report Inappropriate Comment

AZMOMXTWO 11/29/2012 6:46AM

great reminders thanks for posting them Report Inappropriate Comment

OTEN36 11/29/2012 6:39AM

I can relate to all of that. We must learn to enjoy the moment. Thanks for sharing. Report Inappropriate Comment

Wednesday's Words

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Make fun appointments

Consciously carve out time for fun. Don’t wait until you have some free time. You may never have any free time.
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What do you call an out-of-work jester?

Nobody’s fool.
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/28/2012 10:40PM

Have a Thrilling Thursday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

SUNSETBREEZE05 11/28/2012 10:41AM

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TWEETYKC00 11/28/2012 10:04AM

so true! Report Inappropriate Comment

FCARMICH 11/28/2012 8:35AM

good Report Inappropriate Comment

JUDITHANNIE 11/28/2012 8:04AM

So true, you never know what life has in store for you. Live for the day. Thanks Judy Report Inappropriate Comment

RIDLEYRIDER 11/28/2012 7:04AM

I try to laugh at least twice a day, loudly, if I can....even if I have to do it alone with my cat! Report Inappropriate Comment

AZMOMXTWO 11/28/2012 6:59AM

I always have a me day that is one day or time frame that is just for me to do what I want to do good joke Report Inappropriate Comment

CAT609 11/28/2012 6:58AM

Good one! Report Inappropriate Comment