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Friday Funnies & Shopping Tips

Friday, November 30, 2012

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a fish?

Squish. (Groan! Sorry about that! emoticon )
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5 tips for holiday shopping


By the time the holiday season rolls around each year, the wisdom you gained from last year’s marathon mall trips may be long gone from your mind. Try to plan ahead:

1. Keep a list. Starting early in the season, keep a written list of gift ideas.
2. Ask for suggestions. We all love the thrill of buying that perfect, unexpected gift. But so often, surprise gifts don’t work. It’s okay to ask people what they’d like.
3. Ask questions. When people suggest gifts for themselves, make sure you know exactly what you’ll be looking for—size, color, style.
4. Make a call. If you’re planning to make a special trip to pick up a particular item, it really pays to call first to make sure the store carries it.
5. Carry your list. That list you’ve been working on for months? Don’t leave it in your desk at the office.
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Four surgeons were chatting. The first said, “I like operating on librarians best because you open them up and everything is in alphabetical order.”

The second said, “I think accountants are best because everything on the inside is numbered.”

The third said, “I prefer electricians because everything is color-coded.”

The last one said, “I think lawyers are the easiest because they’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.”

  
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FCARMICH 12/1/2012 2:21PM

  Good one!

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NANCYRUBIO 11/30/2012 11:32PM

    Likes the serious part..good suggestions.
Doctors were funny!!!

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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/30/2012 9:07PM

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I didn't groan - I liked that pun




Have a Wonderful Weekend

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BLESSINGS!
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JACKIE542 11/30/2012 9:08AM

    Thanks for the laughs and the tips.

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CAT609 11/30/2012 7:22AM

    You really made me laugh today! Thanks for the great laughs. I even like the squish!
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YMWONG22 11/30/2012 7:18AM

  Great tips and ....
Haha ... that was a good joke.
I shall share it with the people around me and spread the chuckles and laughters.
Thanks a bundle!!
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RIDLEYRIDER 11/30/2012 6:54AM

  emoticon Good ones!!!

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Happiness Mistakes

Thursday, November 29, 2012

• Postponing something important until you’re feeling healthier, or thinner, or making more money

• Assuming that what’s true for other people is true for you

• Ignoring the truth about your own temperament, interests, and aptitudes

  
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FCARMICH 12/1/2012 2:22PM

  all true --- go for it today, whatever it id!

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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/29/2012 11:51PM

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All TRUTHS !

I am most GUILTY of no 1


Have a Fabulous Friday !

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SUNSETBREEZE05 11/29/2012 10:45AM

    Why is it so easy to fall into that trap???

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JUDITHANNIE 11/29/2012 9:07AM

    So true, thanks

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NANCYRUBIO 11/29/2012 7:46AM

    Things to remember and live by. We are all individuals.

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YMWONG22 11/29/2012 7:25AM

  Good reminder.
We tend to forget to be good and true to ourselves lots of time.
Thanks.
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CAT609 11/29/2012 7:15AM

    Too true!

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TWEETYKC00 11/29/2012 7:11AM

    very true

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AZMOMXTWO 11/29/2012 6:46AM

  great reminders thanks for posting them

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OTEN36 11/29/2012 6:39AM

    I can relate to all of that.
We must learn to enjoy the moment.
Thanks for sharing.
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Wednesday's Words

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Make fun appointments

Consciously carve out time for fun. Don’t wait until you have some free time. You may never have any free time.
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What do you call an out-of-work jester?

Nobody’s fool.
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/28/2012 10:40PM

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Have a Thrilling Thursday

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SUNSETBREEZE05 11/28/2012 10:41AM

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TWEETYKC00 11/28/2012 10:04AM

    so true!

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FCARMICH 11/28/2012 8:35AM

  good

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JUDITHANNIE 11/28/2012 8:04AM

    So true, you never know what life has in store for you. Live for the day. Thanks Judy

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RIDLEYRIDER 11/28/2012 7:04AM

  I try to laugh at least twice a day, loudly, if I can....even if I have to do it alone with my cat!

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AZMOMXTWO 11/28/2012 6:59AM

  I always have a me day that is one day or time frame that is just for me to do what I want to do


good joke

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CAT609 11/28/2012 6:58AM

    Good one! emoticon

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Tuesday Teasers & A Thought

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

What is a cheetah’s preferred snack?

Cheetos.
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“Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again, and you will be filled with joy. A fool is happy until his mischief turns against him. And a good man may suffer until his goodness flowers.”


—THE BUDDHA
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A bunch of ostriches was startled by some strange noises that were coming from a nearby woods. “Quick, hide!” shouted one of them. So they all instinctively buried their heads in the sand.

After a few seconds, another ostrich came stumbling out of the woods, looked around, and said, “Hey, where is everybody?”

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/27/2012 11:20PM

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Have a Wonderful Wednesday

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SUNSETBREEZE05 11/27/2012 10:18AM

    I agree with Nancy!

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NANCYRUBIO 11/27/2012 8:28AM

    Thanks, how many of us ostriches have our heads buries in the sand over too many matters?

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SANDYCRANE 11/27/2012 8:02AM

    You mentioned one of my greatest food weaknesses, Cheetos. I love Crunchy Cheetos. I have stopped buying them for my husbands lunch and switched him to potato chips. Great blog, we all need some humor everyday. Have a great day.


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CAT609 11/27/2012 7:02AM

    Thanks! Great quote!

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DEBBIELCG 11/27/2012 6:51AM

    Thank you for the thoughts. Have a great day

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AZMOMXTWO 11/27/2012 6:51AM

  good ones thanks for the smiles

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DMEYER4 11/27/2012 6:50AM

  cute thanks

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LINDAMARIEZ1 11/27/2012 6:42AM

    tha nk you for the kick start this morning! I am smiling because of you!
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Monday's Mirth

Monday, November 26, 2012

What’s the camel’s favorite day of the week?

Hump day.

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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/26/2012 11:32PM

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Have a Terrific Tuesday

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FCARMICH 11/26/2012 4:15PM

  okay!

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    emoticon I need Hump Day today.. emoticon

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SUNSETBREEZE05 11/26/2012 9:54AM

    Even though it is not Wednesday..It still worked!

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TWEETYKC00 11/26/2012 8:12AM

    good one!

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JUDITHANNIE 11/26/2012 7:57AM

    I should have got that one!!!!!!!! emoticon

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