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Sunday Slapstick

Sunday, November 25, 2012

What do you call a team of monkeys that wins the World Series?

The World Chimp-ions.

  
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FCARMICH 11/26/2012 4:15PM

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BRAVELUTE 11/26/2012 7:42AM

    Chimpin at the bit.

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NANCYRUBIO 11/25/2012 11:05PM

    O.K. but I'd rather is was TIGERS

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Another one I can hardly
wait to share !

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Have a Marvelous Monday

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BLESSINGS!
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JUDITHANNIE 11/25/2012 12:08PM

    my husband says ok......... emoticon

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BRAVELUTE 11/25/2012 11:14AM

    What do you call a monkey trying to win the Kentucky Derby?

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TWEETYKC00 11/25/2012 9:36AM

    cute

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EOWYN2424 11/25/2012 8:15AM

    lol!

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Saturday Silly

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Waiter: Howís your chicken soup, sir?

Diner: Itís pretty fowl.

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GREAT !

Still chuckling


Have a Super Sunday

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WARRIORFIT1 11/24/2012 10:31PM

    emoticon That's cute!

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TWEETYKC00 11/24/2012 1:45PM

    ugh, good one!

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FCARMICH 11/24/2012 10:02AM

  okay

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JOHNMARTINMILES 11/24/2012 9:48AM

    Ugh!

Waiter: How did you find your steak?
Diner: I moved a few of the peas and there it was!

Double ugh!

Make today a great day!

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Fact and Funny

Friday, November 23, 2012

Say cheese on the day that the color process was patented in 1863. Take a snapshot of yourself and compare it with your "before" shot, or use the photo to fuel your weight loss.
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Have you heard about the new animal etiquette column?

Itís called Deer Abby.
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WARRIORFIT1 11/24/2012 10:32PM

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Definitely going into my Joke folder
which I keep for when I need a Laugh
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Have a Wonderful Weekend

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JUDITHANNIE 11/23/2012 7:43PM

    cute about the picture not so sure

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FCARMICH 11/23/2012 5:28PM

  okay

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TEDYBEAR2838 11/23/2012 4:44PM

    Dear Deer Me!

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TWEETYKC00 11/23/2012 9:55AM

    good ones!

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DARJR50 11/23/2012 8:02AM

  Cute.

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NANCYRUBIO 11/23/2012 7:19AM

    You are always a joy to read. Thanks, Deer.

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Thanksgiving teaser and a wish for you all

Thursday, November 22, 2012

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a kitten?

The cutest Thanksgiving ever!
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May you always have JUST enough to eat. Not too much, mind you. Just enough.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING

  
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WARRIORFIT1 11/24/2012 10:33PM

    Thanks, Judy! Hope you enjoyed yours too! emoticon

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    Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.


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for the blessing

Being overweight & unemployed,
I don't need to be wasting $$$
stress eating food I don't need


Hope You had a Wonderful Turkey-Day !
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LOVE and BLESSINGS!

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PS - today I told a relative your
Lizard Minelli joke - she howled !!
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TEDYBEAR2838 11/22/2012 8:26PM

    So true

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TWEETYKC00 11/22/2012 5:55PM

    cute! Happy Thanksgiving.

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FCARMICH 11/22/2012 1:28PM

  okay

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AGK3112 11/22/2012 12:15PM

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ALSO

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Thanksgiving Poem :-)

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.


I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL

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WARRIORFIT1 11/24/2012 10:33PM

    emoticon I loved this! That was great!

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  and to you

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Have a Wonderful T-Day !
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LOVE and BLESSINGS!

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ELSCO55 11/21/2012 9:44AM

    emoticon Great poem

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JUDITHANNIE 11/21/2012 8:50AM

    So cute, thanks and Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours too!!!!!!!

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TWEETYKC00 11/21/2012 8:37AM

    love it!

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NANCYRUBIO 11/21/2012 7:22AM

    This is just adorable

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    Love it!!!

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