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Tuesday Tickles

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Did you hear about the lizard with a great singing voice?

Her stage name is Lizard Minnelli.
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A man came home drunk, and his wife demanded to know where he’d been. “I’ve been to this amazing bar,” he slurred. “It’s called the Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. They have big golden doors, golden floors—they even have a golden urinal!”

“I don’t believe it,” said his wife, but she found a receipt in his pocket the next day and called the number. “Is this the Golden Saloon?”

“Yes, it is,” said the bartender.

“Do you have golden doors and golden floors?”

“Yes.”

“What about golden urinals?”

There was a long silence and then she heard the bartender yell, “Hey, Steve, I think I know who peed in your saxophone last night!”

  
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    emoticon so funny..

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    LOL!

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    thanks, you made me laugh out loud...... emoticon

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FCARMICH 11/20/2012 12:43PM

  oh no

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MAMAHOYT 11/20/2012 7:01AM

    thank you needed a laugh this morning

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ELRIDDICK 11/20/2012 6:59AM

  Thanks for sharing

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AZMOMXTWO 11/20/2012 6:55AM

  that is funny in a way to sad that it had to be a drunk

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Thankful

Monday, November 19, 2012

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire.
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

Be thankful when you don't know everything,
for it gives you the opportunity to learn.

Be thankful for the difficult times.
During those times, you grow.

Be thankful for your limitations because they give you opportunities for improvement.

Be thankful for each new challenge, because it will build your strength and character.

Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you're tired and weary because it means you've made a difference.

-Anonymous

  
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JUDITHANNIE 11/20/2012 8:34PM

    love it, thanks

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  thank you!

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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/19/2012 8:43PM

    !! B E A U T I F U L !!

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Have a Terrific Tuesday

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SPRINKLECHEZ 11/19/2012 3:50PM

    I am thankful that God put you into my life and that we can share our journeys together. Me and the new knee have good days and bad, but I know that hard part is worth the long term results in motion and strength. I hope you and yours have a blessed Thanksgiving Day Holiday. Your friend - "Sprink"

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SUNSETBREEZE05 11/19/2012 11:47AM

    Amen!!

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TWEETYKC00 11/19/2012 8:47AM

    very true, good thoughts

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TEDYBEAR2838 11/19/2012 8:18AM

    I L-O-V-E IT!

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I will read it at the table with my friends tomorrow.

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CAT609 11/19/2012 7:11AM

    Awesome! Thanks for sharing!

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NANCYRUBIO 11/19/2012 7:06AM

    Be thankful you can read, for you can learn wisdom. Thank you for your blog.

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Sunday Slapstick

Sunday, November 18, 2012

What is the alpaca’s favorite musical?

Man of Llamancha.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/18/2012 10:07PM

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Not sure which one I like better

Yesterday's was VERY GOOD TOO


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FCARMICH 11/18/2012 7:44PM

  good one

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    good giggle!

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NANCYRUBIO 11/18/2012 8:04AM

    Who ever thinks all there funnies up? A person with a warped mind? Love them!

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Saturday Silly

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Who is the alpaca’s favorite actor?

Al Pacacino.
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TWEETYKC00 11/17/2012 7:56PM

    lol.

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  okay

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Where do find all these funnies !?!?!??!

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for the daily laughs


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    never really watched that much tv to be good at these games. have a great day.

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Friday Funnies

Friday, November 16, 2012

The lizard could never understand why humans seemed to have so many self-esteem issues surrounding scales.
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Find your confidante

To keep loneliness at bay, you need at least one close relationship with someone in whom you can confide (not just a pal with whom you talk about impersonal subjects).
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College kid: Hey, Dad, I’ve got some great news!
Father: What’s that, son?
College kid: Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean’s List?
Father: Of course.
College kid: Well, you get to keep it!
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So glad Matthew FINALLY graduated !


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