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Friday, November 23, 2012

Say cheese on the day that the color process was patented in 1863. Take a snapshot of yourself and compare it with your "before" shot, or use the photo to fuel your weight loss.
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Have you heard about the new animal etiquette column?

It’s called Deer Abby.
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WARRIORGIRL121 11/24/2012 10:32PM

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Definitely going into my Joke folder
which I keep for when I need a Laugh
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Have a Wonderful Weekend

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BLESSINGS!
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JUDITHANNIE 11/23/2012 7:43PM

    cute about the picture not so sure

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FCARMICH 11/23/2012 5:28PM

  okay

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TEDYBEAR2838 11/23/2012 4:44PM

    Dear Deer Me!

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TWEETYKC00 11/23/2012 9:55AM

    good ones!

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DARJR50 11/23/2012 8:02AM

  Cute.

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NANCYRUBIO 11/23/2012 7:19AM

    You are always a joy to read. Thanks, Deer.

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Thanksgiving teaser and a wish for you all

Thursday, November 22, 2012

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a kitten?

The cutest Thanksgiving ever!
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May you always have JUST enough to eat. Not too much, mind you. Just enough.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING

  
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WARRIORGIRL121 11/24/2012 10:33PM

    Thanks, Judy! Hope you enjoyed yours too! emoticon

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DIDMIS 11/23/2012 12:31AM

    Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.


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for the blessing

Being overweight & unemployed,
I don't need to be wasting $$$
stress eating food I don't need


Hope You had a Wonderful Turkey-Day !
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LOVE and BLESSINGS!

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PS - today I told a relative your
Lizard Minelli joke - she howled !!
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TEDYBEAR2838 11/22/2012 8:26PM

    So true

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TWEETYKC00 11/22/2012 5:55PM

    cute! Happy Thanksgiving.

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FCARMICH 11/22/2012 1:28PM

  okay

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AGK3112 11/22/2012 12:15PM

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ALSO

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Thanksgiving Poem :-)

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.


I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL

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WARRIORGIRL121 11/24/2012 10:33PM

    emoticon I loved this! That was great!

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FCARMICH 11/21/2012 8:49PM

  and to you

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Have a Wonderful T-Day !
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LOVE and BLESSINGS!

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ELSCO55 11/21/2012 9:44AM

    emoticon Great poem

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JUDITHANNIE 11/21/2012 8:50AM

    So cute, thanks and Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours too!!!!!!!

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TWEETYKC00 11/21/2012 8:37AM

    love it!

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NANCYRUBIO 11/21/2012 7:22AM

    This is just adorable

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CURVYCC 11/21/2012 7:19AM

    Love it!!!

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Tuesday Tickles

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Did you hear about the lizard with a great singing voice?

Her stage name is Lizard Minnelli.
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A man came home drunk, and his wife demanded to know where he’d been. “I’ve been to this amazing bar,” he slurred. “It’s called the Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. They have big golden doors, golden floors—they even have a golden urinal!”

“I don’t believe it,” said his wife, but she found a receipt in his pocket the next day and called the number. “Is this the Golden Saloon?”

“Yes, it is,” said the bartender.

“Do you have golden doors and golden floors?”

“Yes.”

“What about golden urinals?”

There was a long silence and then she heard the bartender yell, “Hey, Steve, I think I know who peed in your saxophone last night!”

  
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WARRIORGIRL121 11/24/2012 10:34PM

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Have a Wonderful Wednesday


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AGK3112 11/20/2012 8:54PM

    emoticon so funny..

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    LOL!

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    thanks, you made me laugh out loud...... emoticon

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FCARMICH 11/20/2012 12:43PM

  oh no

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MAMAHOYT 11/20/2012 7:01AM

    thank you needed a laugh this morning

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ELRIDDICK 11/20/2012 6:59AM

  Thanks for sharing

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AZMOMXTWO 11/20/2012 6:55AM

  that is funny in a way to sad that it had to be a drunk

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Thankful

Monday, November 19, 2012

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire.
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

Be thankful when you don't know everything,
for it gives you the opportunity to learn.

Be thankful for the difficult times.
During those times, you grow.

Be thankful for your limitations because they give you opportunities for improvement.

Be thankful for each new challenge, because it will build your strength and character.

Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you're tired and weary because it means you've made a difference.

-Anonymous

  
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JUDITHANNIE 11/20/2012 8:34PM

    love it, thanks

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  thank you!

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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/19/2012 8:43PM

    !! B E A U T I F U L !!

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Have a Terrific Tuesday

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BLESSINGS!

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SPRINKLECHEZ 11/19/2012 3:50PM

    I am thankful that God put you into my life and that we can share our journeys together. Me and the new knee have good days and bad, but I know that hard part is worth the long term results in motion and strength. I hope you and yours have a blessed Thanksgiving Day Holiday. Your friend - "Sprink"

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SUNSETBREEZE05 11/19/2012 11:47AM

    Amen!!

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TWEETYKC00 11/19/2012 8:47AM

    very true, good thoughts

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TEDYBEAR2838 11/19/2012 8:18AM

    I L-O-V-E IT!

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I will read it at the table with my friends tomorrow.

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CAT609 11/19/2012 7:11AM

    Awesome! Thanks for sharing!

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NANCYRUBIO 11/19/2012 7:06AM

    Be thankful you can read, for you can learn wisdom. Thank you for your blog.

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