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Friday Funnies

Friday, November 16, 2012

The lizard could never understand why humans seemed to have so many self-esteem issues surrounding scales.
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Find your confidante

To keep loneliness at bay, you need at least one close relationship with someone in whom you can confide (not just a pal with whom you talk about impersonal subjects).
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College kid: Hey, Dad, I’ve got some great news!
Father: What’s that, son?
College kid: Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean’s List?
Father: Of course.
College kid: Well, you get to keep it!
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MIRFA71 11/16/2012 11:44PM

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WHEW !
So glad Matthew FINALLY graduated !


Have a Wonderful Weekend

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FCARMICH 11/16/2012 7:43PM

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TWEETYKC00 11/16/2012 7:55AM

    that made my Friday!

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Thursday Teasers

Thursday, November 15, 2012

A hummingbird and a horse fell in love and decided to move in together right away. While their friends were happy for them, they worried that the romance was built too much on a wing and a bray-er.
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For weeks, Tommy was telling his kindergarten teacher about the baby sister who was going to be coming to his house soon. One day at home, Tommy’s mother let him feel the baby kicking. Tommy didn’t say anything, and he stopped talking about the baby at school. Finally, the teacher sat Tommy down and said, “Whatever happened to your new baby sister?”

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think my Mommy ate her!”
(awwwwwwwwwww!!)
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/15/2012 9:36PM

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Love the baby one !

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you had a bad day too



Let's Have a Fabulous Friday !

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FCARMICH 11/15/2012 5:09PM

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SUNSETBREEZE05 11/15/2012 10:23AM

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TWEETYKC00 11/15/2012 10:12AM

    good stuff! lol.

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JUDITHANNIE 11/15/2012 8:03AM

    Thanks they really made me laugh especially Tommy......

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CAT609 11/15/2012 7:12AM

    Oh, poor little guy! emoticon

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1935MARY 11/15/2012 7:00AM

    Loved this. I needed a good chuckle to start my day thank you. emoticon

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11/14/2012

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Make room for Thanksgiving leftovers on National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day (today!). Toss expired foods, and wash the shelves with a solution of 2 tablespoons baking soda in 1 quart of water.
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Today is also National Pickle Day! (My favorite - I ADORE kosher dill pickles!
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/14/2012 10:40PM

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Not a pickle person -

Reckon that I am so SWEET
they taste ESPECIALLY SOUR to me !
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{Sorry - couldn't help it!]

My Mom used to make what she called
bread and butter pickles. They weren't
sour, but still didn't care for them

Have a Thrilling Thursday

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FCARMICH 11/14/2012 5:44PM

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TEDYBEAR2838 11/14/2012 5:38PM

    Thanks for the cleaning recipe

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SUNSETBREEZE05 11/14/2012 10:57AM

    Those are my favorite too. Thanks for the reminder about the frig. I also have to clean my oven.lol

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AGK3112 11/14/2012 9:30AM

    Thanks for letting us know..I sure will clean out my refrigerator and make some more room for new food.. emoticon whatever will left over today & tomorrow

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JUDITHANNIE 11/14/2012 8:19AM

    Good to know, need to clean out fride anyhow. emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 11/14/2012 7:43AM

    Ah, time to break out the pickles!

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CAT609 11/14/2012 7:27AM

    Enjoy your cleaning, pickle day! I love pickles, too! I hate cleaning though!

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MCSWIGAN 11/14/2012 7:02AM

    On my list ....thanks!

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JGRAY76 11/14/2012 6:39AM

    Great idea! There are always things that have expired or you won't use.

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Tuesday Tickles & a Thought

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Where do lions like to start small businesses?

Right on Mane Street.
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5 strategies to help you sleep

1. Breathe deeply and slowly.

2. If your mind is racing (you’re planning a move, or worried about a medical diagnosis), write down what’s on your mind.

3. Stretch your whole body.

4. Yawn.

5. Tell yourself “I have to get up now.” Imagine that you just hit the snooze alarm and in a minute you’re going to be marching through the morning routine.

(That last ones sounds counter-productive, but something tells me it would really work!)
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A real oldie, but goodie...

A wife slapped her husband across the face after discovering a scrap of paper in his pocket with the name Desiree written on it. He protested, “It’s the name of the horse I bet on yesterday!”

The next day she slapped him again.

“What did you do that for?” he said.

“Your horse called looking for you last night.”
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/13/2012 6:16PM

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Have a Wonderful Wednesday

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FCARMICH 11/13/2012 4:27PM

  right

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    LOL!!

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AGK3112 11/13/2012 9:40AM

    emoticon tips. I need to work on getting up instead of hitting snooze button. I loved your joke about husband & wife so much that I decided share with my friends and families..I posted on my FB account.. emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 11/13/2012 8:56AM

    as always, great jokes and better thoughts.

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JUDITHANNIE 11/13/2012 6:49AM

    cute ones and thanks for the sleep tips I can really use them right now. emoticon

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Monday Mirth and Misc.

Monday, November 12, 2012

What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with an astronaut?

A moon-key.
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“To do anything, to dig a hole in the ground, to plant a cabbage, to hit a mark, to move a shuttle, to work a pattern—in a word, to attempt to produce any effect, and to succeed, has something in it that gratifies the love of power, and carries off the restless activity of the mind of man. Indolence is a delightful but distressing state: we must be doing something to be happy.”


—WILLIAM HAZLITT
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Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/12/2012 6:45PM

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I definitely needed a good laugh


Have a Terrific Tuesday

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TWEETYKC00 11/12/2012 7:53AM

    good stuff!

BTW, I now I wouldn't want a vest for my arms on a cold day. hhmmm

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