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Monday Mirth and Misc.

Monday, November 12, 2012

What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with an astronaut?

A moon-key.
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“To do anything, to dig a hole in the ground, to plant a cabbage, to hit a mark, to move a shuttle, to work a pattern—in a word, to attempt to produce any effect, and to succeed, has something in it that gratifies the love of power, and carries off the restless activity of the mind of man. Indolence is a delightful but distressing state: we must be doing something to be happy.”


—WILLIAM HAZLITT
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Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/12/2012 6:45PM

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I definitely needed a good laugh


Have a Terrific Tuesday

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BLESSINGS!

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TEDYBEAR2838 11/12/2012 5:50PM

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FCARMICH 11/12/2012 2:09PM

  okay

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AGK3112 11/12/2012 9:46AM

    emoticon emoticon for sharing

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TWEETYKC00 11/12/2012 7:53AM

    good stuff!

BTW, I now I wouldn't want a vest for my arms on a cold day. hhmmm

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CAT609 11/12/2012 7:14AM

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Sunday Silly

Sunday, November 11, 2012

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/11/2012 11:24PM

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Have a Wonderful Week

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BLESSINGS!

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AGK3112 11/11/2012 11:00PM

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FCARMICH 11/11/2012 12:24PM

  aspiration?

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TEDYBEAR2838 11/11/2012 11:33AM

    ya got a point there

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JUDITHANNIE 11/11/2012 11:18AM

    You have a point!!!!!!! emoticon

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SUNSETBREEZE05 11/11/2012 10:14AM

    True, but it is worth a try.lol

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TWEETYKC00 11/11/2012 9:08AM

    so right!

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Saturday Silly

Saturday, November 10, 2012

The corporate turtle was put in the slammer on ethics charges. Seems he was caught playing shell games.


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SHIROIHANA 11/11/2012 7:47AM

    Nice one. TrentDreamer added a nice touch, too.
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AGK3112 11/10/2012 10:57PM

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TWEETYKC00 11/10/2012 3:55PM

    good groaner!

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FCARMICH 11/10/2012 10:27AM

  right

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JUDITHANNIE 11/10/2012 8:15AM

    Oh boy!!!!!!!!

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TRENTDREAMER 11/10/2012 7:00AM

    The Hare will totally dust him now :(

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DARJR50 11/10/2012 6:58AM

  So much for his hare racing plans.

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Just a thought...

Friday, November 09, 2012

One step back, Two steps forward.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/9/2012 10:33PM

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YES ! It just occured to me that
our health/diet motto should be
like the Hypocratic Oath:
"First Do No Harm"

Have a Wonderful Weekend

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SUNSETBREEZE05 11/9/2012 6:23PM

    At least you came a head one step! Sometimes I go back 3...lol

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AGK3112 11/9/2012 12:22PM

    Most IMP

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TWEETYKC00 11/9/2012 8:43AM

    always!

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JUDITHANNIE 11/9/2012 7:48AM

    Yes, that's the way life goes....... emoticon

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SHIROIHANA 11/9/2012 7:33AM

    ... don't stay down and give up
... get up and start over

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ROX525 11/9/2012 7:30AM

    and we do make progress....

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CAT609 11/9/2012 7:13AM

    I wish that were always true!

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BLUENOSE63 11/9/2012 6:50AM

  Yes and this will occur numerous times on your journey! Hey I just watched a great PBS documentary on Ferrets, my dogs were glued to the TV watching the little ferrets play. The documentary showed the big show in Ohio!

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AZMOMXTWO 11/9/2012 6:48AM

  and we make progress this way

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Thursday Tickle & Wisdom

Thursday, November 08, 2012

Honor tradition

For some people—but not for everyone—traditions are very important. If they aren’t important to you, try to play your part anyway. In the long run, traditions tend to help sustain happiness and family bonds. If you’re the one who wants everything to be perfect, try to enjoy the day, whatever happens.
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Saul: There’s no pleasing my mother.

Paul: What makes you say that?

Saul: Two days ago she bought me two ties for my birthday, one red and one blue.

So last night I wore the red one to her house for a dinner party.

Paul: What did she say?

Saul: “So you don’t like the blue one?”

  
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FCARMICH 11/10/2012 10:28AM

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SHIROIHANA 11/9/2012 7:34AM

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Have a Fabulous Friday !

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AGK3112 11/8/2012 9:55PM

    Nice one about tie..About tradition it is very important especially in Indian family.

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JUDITHANNIE 11/8/2012 8:02AM

    Traditions are still in our family but not so rigid that we can't enjoy the day. Enjoy your holidays no matter what your traditions. Love your blogs Judy emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 11/8/2012 7:56AM

    that sounds like my family! lol.

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CAT609 11/8/2012 7:11AM

    Sounds like my mother in law! Too funny!

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DMEYER4 11/8/2012 6:56AM

  cute joke

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AZMOMXTWO 11/8/2012 6:48AM

  good joke

we do need to at least respect traditions

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