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Monday's Mirth

Monday, November 05, 2012

Having strong social ties is probably the most meaningful contributor to happiness. Make time for the people who are important to you.
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Two men were out hunting when they accidentally dropped their rifles over a cliff. Just then, they spotted a bear coming toward them. They scurried up a tree, but the bear started to follow them up. Perched on a branch, the first guy took off his hiking boots and put on running shoes. “What are you doing?” demanded his friend.

“When the bear gets close, we’ll jump down and make a run for it.”

“Are you nuts? We can’t outrun a bear!”

“I don’t have to. I only have to outrun you!”

  
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SHIROIHANA 11/10/2012 6:08AM

    Never gets old
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/5/2012 5:54PM

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Oldie but goodie !


Have a Terrific Tuesday

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BLESSINGS!

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TWEETYKC00 11/5/2012 12:07PM

    giggle time!

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AGK3112 11/5/2012 9:13AM

    emoticon nice one about bear..Thanks for Sharing

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JUDITHANNIE 11/5/2012 8:51AM

    Oh boy!!!!!! I agree with you about happiness..... emoticon

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FCARMICH 11/5/2012 7:19AM

  true friend

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NAKIOMA 11/5/2012 6:46AM

    Always nice to keep things in perspective....................

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DMEYER4 11/5/2012 6:32AM

  cute joke thanks

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Sunday Silly

Sunday, November 04, 2012

What subway line did the lynx take to work?

The fe-line.

  
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Wish there were a subway here

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riding them when we travel


Have a Wonderful Week

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FCARMICH 11/4/2012 6:06PM

  okay

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CHARLIESGIRL69 11/4/2012 8:58AM

    cute

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LADYPIXEL 11/4/2012 7:41AM

    *groan* So bad it's good. :)

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DEBBYNATION 11/4/2012 7:40AM

    Good one!

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LATTELEE 11/4/2012 7:31AM

  Cute

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Saturday Sillies

Saturday, November 03, 2012

How did the wild cat get so good at golf?

By spending plenty of time on the lynx.
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

  
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FCARMICH 11/4/2012 6:06PM

  yes

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Have a Super Sunday

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    emoticon nice one about boiling the water in H.....

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TWEETYKC00 11/3/2012 11:19AM

    good giggles

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DARJR50 11/3/2012 8:34AM

  Great chuckles to start my day with.

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DEBBYNATION 11/3/2012 8:16AM

    Ha ha ha - I like 'boil the he*# out of it - tee hee good one! :)

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    Too cute!

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Friday Thought and a Joke

Friday, November 02, 2012

Calming repetition

If you’re feeling overwhelmed or worried, sweep the porch, fold some laundry, or wash some dishes. Repetitive activities trigger the body’s relaxation response and so help to reduce stress.
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief told them, “You will each be killed and eaten. Then we’ll use your skins to build a canoe. Tell me how you want to die.”

The Frenchman asked for a sword, shouted, “Vive la France!” and threw himself on the blade.

The Englishman asked for a gun, shouted, “God Save the Queen!” and blew his brains out.

The New Yorker asked for a fork and immediately started jabbing himself all over his body until blood was pouring out through hundreds of holes.

“What are you doing?!” demanded the chief.

The New Yorker snapped back, “There goes your canoe!”

  
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FCARMICH 11/4/2012 6:08PM

  good!

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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/2/2012 11:38PM

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About the relaxation response,
everyone I know that knits/crochets
are the calmest I know.

Too bad I'm all THUMBS !
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Have a Wonderful Weekend

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SHIROIHANA 11/2/2012 8:16PM

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Thx for sharing. It also helps to take a nice hot shower to relax your muscles and mind.

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ANDRIANA11 11/2/2012 12:10PM

    great ! thanks for sharing :)

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AGK3112 11/2/2012 11:58AM

    Nice..Thanks for Sharing

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    Thanks for sharing!

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GERIKRAGH 11/2/2012 9:44AM

    So funny I had to read it to my daughter!

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TWEETYKC00 11/2/2012 9:24AM

    good thought and great funny!

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AZMOMXTWO 11/2/2012 7:57AM

  the repatation is awesome it helps


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Thursday Teases

Thursday, November 01, 2012

Man: How much for the duck?

Salesman: Not much. They’re going cheep.
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Get brr-illiant skin despite the brisk weather during National Healthy Skin Month. Start by adding a moisturizer with ingredients like avocado oil or mineral oil to your morning routine.

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A man went to the police station and demanded to speak with the burglar who’d robbed his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” the cop told him.

“No, you don’t understand,” the man said. “I want to know how he got into the house in the middle of the night without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

  
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    lol.

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    awe

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    Those were cute and thanks for the tip too. emoticon

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