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Wednesday's Wit and Words

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

What did the seal wear to the pool?

Flipper-flops.
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Arrival Fallacy

The “arrival fallacy” is the belief that once you arrive at a certain destination, you’ll be happy. But arrival rarely makes you as happy as you anticipate. Try instead to take pleasure in the gradual progress you make toward a goal, a source of happiness that is known, unpoetic though it may sound, as “pre-goal-attainment positive affect.”
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SHIROIHANA 11/9/2012 7:34AM

    Amen to that

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ANDRIANA11 11/8/2012 4:06AM

    So true !
and thanks for stopping by my blog. I am taking it a step at the time, small progress will add up.

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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/7/2012 11:15PM

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Have a Thrilling Thursday

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BLESSINGS!

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FCARMICH 11/7/2012 6:00PM

  okay

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SPIRALINGUP 11/7/2012 12:07PM

    I like your new background. Very cute!

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SUNSETBREEZE05 11/7/2012 9:57AM

    Funny joke and I learned something. Thanks!!

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AGK3112 11/7/2012 8:47AM

    emoticon emoticon for sharing

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TWEETYKC00 11/7/2012 8:28AM

    good words.

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TEDYBEAR2838 11/7/2012 8:01AM

    "Pre-goal-attainment Positive Affect" emoticon

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JUDITHANNIE 11/7/2012 7:09AM

    where do you come up with these, enjoying them emoticon

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CAT609 11/7/2012 7:07AM

    Awesome words to remember!

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AZMOMXTWO 11/7/2012 6:42AM

  good joke

thots to ponder

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Tuesday Teasers

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an astronomer?

Stars and stripes.
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A doctor ran into his lawyer friend at a cocktail party and said, “Lance, I’ve got this problem. Whenever I’m at a party, people always tell me about their ailments. I don’t mind giving medical advice, but I feel like I’m being cheated out of my fees. Would it be legal or ethical for me to bill them for this?”

“Absolutely,” replied the lawyer. “That’ll be $200.”

  
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SHIROIHANA 11/10/2012 6:09AM

    Def going to share this one later
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FCARMICH 11/7/2012 6:01PM

  okay

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JUDITHANNIE 11/6/2012 9:05PM

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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/6/2012 7:51PM

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More GREAT ones !

Have a Wonderful Wacky Wednesday

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BLESSINGS!

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TEDYBEAR2838 11/6/2012 2:04PM

    Love them BOTH! emoticon

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SUNSETBREEZE05 11/6/2012 9:58AM

    Way Cute!!


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AGK3112 11/6/2012 9:02AM

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TWEETYKC00 11/6/2012 8:53AM

    great giggles

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GIVENTHANKS 11/6/2012 8:00AM

    emoticon emoticon for the laughs and smiles!

Have a great day!

Pat

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CAT609 11/6/2012 7:11AM

    Too funny! emoticon

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LATTELEE 11/6/2012 7:00AM

  Funny

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Monday's Mirth

Monday, November 05, 2012

Having strong social ties is probably the most meaningful contributor to happiness. Make time for the people who are important to you.
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Two men were out hunting when they accidentally dropped their rifles over a cliff. Just then, they spotted a bear coming toward them. They scurried up a tree, but the bear started to follow them up. Perched on a branch, the first guy took off his hiking boots and put on running shoes. “What are you doing?” demanded his friend.

“When the bear gets close, we’ll jump down and make a run for it.”

“Are you nuts? We can’t outrun a bear!”

“I don’t have to. I only have to outrun you!”

  
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SHIROIHANA 11/10/2012 6:08AM

    Never gets old
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/5/2012 5:54PM

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Oldie but goodie !


Have a Terrific Tuesday

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TWEETYKC00 11/5/2012 12:07PM

    giggle time!

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AGK3112 11/5/2012 9:13AM

    emoticon nice one about bear..Thanks for Sharing

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JUDITHANNIE 11/5/2012 8:51AM

    Oh boy!!!!!! I agree with you about happiness..... emoticon

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FCARMICH 11/5/2012 7:19AM

  true friend

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NAKIOMA 11/5/2012 6:46AM

    Always nice to keep things in perspective....................

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DMEYER4 11/5/2012 6:32AM

  cute joke thanks

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Sunday Silly

Sunday, November 04, 2012

What subway line did the lynx take to work?

The fe-line.

  
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Wish there were a subway here

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riding them when we travel


Have a Wonderful Week

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BLESSINGS!

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FCARMICH 11/4/2012 6:06PM

  okay

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CHARLIESGIRL69 11/4/2012 8:58AM

    cute

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LADYPIXEL 11/4/2012 7:41AM

    *groan* So bad it's good. :)

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DEBBYNATION 11/4/2012 7:40AM

    Good one!

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LATTELEE 11/4/2012 7:31AM

  Cute

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Saturday Sillies

Saturday, November 03, 2012

How did the wild cat get so good at golf?

By spending plenty of time on the lynx.
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

  
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FCARMICH 11/4/2012 6:06PM

  yes

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Have a Super Sunday

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    emoticon nice one about boiling the water in H.....

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TWEETYKC00 11/3/2012 11:19AM

    good giggles

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DARJR50 11/3/2012 8:34AM

  Great chuckles to start my day with.

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DEBBYNATION 11/3/2012 8:16AM

    Ha ha ha - I like 'boil the he*# out of it - tee hee good one! :)

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  lol. I have to this in the office. emoticon

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DMF2012 11/3/2012 7:45AM

    Too cute!

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