Wednesday Witticisms

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

How did the puppy heat his house?

With a fur-nace.


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Lighten the mood

An admittedly challenging, but extremely effective, way to ease a situation is to make a joke.
(Funny thing is that I can "tell" a joke on paper (so to speak), but not verbally!)
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What does the butcher say when he introduces his wife?

“Meat Patty.”
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FRANCES-AGAPE 10/24/2012 11:26PM

STILL GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR Meat Patty !! That one is going in my file Have a Thrilling Thursday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

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AGK3112 10/24/2012 8:56AM

. it may be hard to say verbally but it is not impossible. Say loud for few times.. Report Inappropriate Comment

TWEETYKC00 10/24/2012 8:34AM

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CAT609 10/24/2012 7:12AM

I laughed! Report Inappropriate Comment

FCARMICH 10/24/2012 6:45AM

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Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

How did the tiger catch its dinner?

By lion in wait.

  

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FRANCES-AGAPE 10/24/2012 12:00AM

Thought of you today when cousin called saying "I just heard a joke and had to call and tell you!" What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? . . . . .R>. Frost Bite !!!!!!!!!! She also asked, "Do you want to hear the very first joke I ever remember telling?" Why did the little boy take a tv into the bathroom? . . . . .< BR>. He wanted to watch Howdy Doody !!!!!!!!!! Sorry, she is 62 and remembers the show. Of Course, that was BEFORE MY time !!!!! These were ALMOST as good as yours, FerretLover ! Have a Wonderful Wednesday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

FCARMICH 10/23/2012 1:02PM

groaner.....! Report Inappropriate Comment

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AGK3112 10/23/2012 11:20AM

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TWEETYKC00 10/23/2012 9:53AM

good groaner! lol. Report Inappropriate Comment

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Monday's Mirth

Monday, October 22, 2012

What do frogs sing on their friends’ birthdays?

The Hoppy Birthday song!
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A man stopped at the toy store on his way home to buy a present for his young daughter’s birthday. He asked the saleswoman if they had any Barbie dolls. “Sure,” she replied, “we have Gym Barbie for $19.99, Ballgown Barbie for $19.99, Shopping Barbie for $19.99, Nightclub Barbie for $19.99, and Divorced Barbie for $250.”

The man was curious. “Why does Divorced Barbie cost $250 when all the others cost $19.99?”

“Because,” replied the saleswoman, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, and Ken’s furniture.”

  

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Have a Terrific Tuesday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

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I'm going to read this one at the mall tomorrow Report Inappropriate Comment

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I'm going to read this one at the mall tomorrow Report Inappropriate Comment

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Sunday Silly

Sunday, October 21, 2012

When do vampires most like horse racing?

When it’s neck and neck.

(Perfect Halloween joke! )
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Saturday Sillies

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Son: Daddy, there’s a man at the circus who jumps on a horse’s back, slips underneath his belly, catches hold of its tail, and finishes on the horse’s neck!

Dad: So what? I did all that the first time I rode a horse!
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Boss: Is there anything you can do that other people can’t?

Job Applicant: Yes, I’m the only person who can read my handwriting.

  

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BLITZEN40 10/22/2012 10:06PM

Haha! Cute jokes- especially like #2. Thanks for the laugh. Report Inappropriate Comment

JUDITHANNIE 10/21/2012 7:09AM

made me smile thanks Report Inappropriate Comment

FRANCES-AGAPE 10/20/2012 11:36PM

I applied for a job this week and will have to remember the handwriting ! Have a Super Sunday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

FCARMICH 10/20/2012 11:29AM

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TEDYBEAR2838 10/20/2012 9:27AM

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RIDLEYRIDER 10/20/2012 7:34AM

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LABRATIAM 10/20/2012 7:28AM

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MAGGIEVAN 10/20/2012 7:27AM

Funny. Thanks for sharing. Report Inappropriate Comment

ROX525 10/20/2012 7:19AM

LOL. Report Inappropriate Comment

TORAMPAUL 10/20/2012 7:16AM

Cute. Thanks for the morning smile :) Report Inappropriate Comment