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Saturday Sillies

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Son: Daddy, there’s a man at the circus who jumps on a horse’s back, slips underneath his belly, catches hold of its tail, and finishes on the horse’s neck!

Dad: So what? I did all that the first time I rode a horse!
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Boss: Is there anything you can do that other people can’t?

Job Applicant: Yes, I’m the only person who can read my handwriting.

  
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BLITZEN40 10/22/2012 10:06PM

    Haha! Cute jokes- especially like #2. Thanks for the laugh. emoticon

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JUDITHANNIE 10/21/2012 7:09AM

    made me smile thanks

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I applied for a job this week and
will have to remember the handwriting !


Have a Super Sunday

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MAGGIEVAN 10/20/2012 7:27AM

    Funny. Thanks for sharing.

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    LOL.

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TORAMPAUL 10/20/2012 7:16AM

    Cute. Thanks for the morning smile :)

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Friday Funny

Friday, October 19, 2012

What did the dog say when he encountered a menacing wolf in the woods?

Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!

  
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Giggles for Thursday

Thursday, October 18, 2012

How do eels prefer their apples?

Peeled, of course.
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Irony.
The opposite of wrinkly.
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Two words can open a lot of doors:

Push and Pull
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The IRONY one killed me - still chuckling !

Have a Fabulous Friday !

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    good giggles!

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FCARMICH 10/18/2012 10:53AM

  all true

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    AAAaaaaargh!!!! Keep 'em coming.

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Wednesday's Witticisms and a Thought

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

What do you call tiny elephant seals on strings?

Pup-ettes.
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Challenge yourself

Stimulate the mind in new ways. Tackling unfamiliar challenges enhances your experience of the present moment and your awareness of yourself.
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A taxi driver picked up a fare and began driving, but when the passenger tapped him on the shoulder to ask a question, the driver screamed, lost control of the car, and nearly ran down a crowd of pedestrians. “Don’t ever do that again!” he yelled.

“I’m sorry,” said the passenger, “I just wanted to get your attention.”

“Maybe, but this is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving hearses for the last twenty years!”

  
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JUDITHANNIE 10/17/2012 8:12AM

    Funny, that was like when I worked the premie unit and got pulled to a regular floor and the pt. talked to me. That was pretty funny too.........

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Tuesday Tickles

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

What did the kitten say when she was not admitted to any colleges she had applied to?

“What a cat-astrophe!”

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Jack: I’m going to marry a widow.

Jasper: I wouldn’t want to be the second husband of a widow.

Jack: It’s better to be the second than the first.

  
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    LOL A smile is a great way to start the day.
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