Sunday, October 14, 2012
Pig No. 1: Hey, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Pig No. 2: Sure, how will we get there?
Pig No. 1: Well, my car is in the shop, so it looks like we’ll have to hoof it.
“I’d like to name my kid a whole phrase, you know, something like ‘Ladies and Gentlemen.’ That’ll be a cool name for a kid. ‘This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen’ … Then when he gets out of hand I get to go, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, please!’” —Louis C.K.