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Monday Mirth

Monday, October 15, 2012

What do bears like for breakfast?

Whatever they can get their paws on.
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SECRETS OF ADULTHOOD

• It’s important to be nice to everyone.
• You can’t profoundly change your children’s natures by nagging them or signing them up for classes.
• Soap and water removes most stains.
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A California state trooper pulled over a driver who ran a stop sign. “C’mon, Officer. I slowed down, didn’t I?” argued the driver.

“But you must come to a complete stop at the sign,” said the trooper.

“‘Stop.’ ‘Slow down.’ What’s the difference, really?” quibbled the driver.

The cop was so irritated that he whipped out his billy club and started hitting the man’s arm with it, shouting, “Well, do you want me to stop or slow down?!”

  
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FCARMICH 10/17/2012 3:06PM

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Can't wait to tell the bear one
to my 7-year-old nephew !

His dad was a policeman
so I had heard that one -
But it is still HILARIOUS

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a day without humor is
like a day without sunshine
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Have a Terrific Tuesday

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BLESSINGS!

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    emoticon Nice. Have a fantastic day and week ahead

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CAT609 10/15/2012 7:16AM

    Too funny!

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WHERERMY62KEYS 10/15/2012 6:55AM

  VERY FUNNY

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Sunday Slapstick

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Pig No. 1: Hey, wanna go to the movies tonight?

Pig No. 2: Sure, how will we get there?

Pig No. 1: Well, my car is in the shop, so it looks like we’ll have to hoof it.
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“I’d like to name my kid a whole phrase, you know, something like ‘Ladies and Gentlemen.’ That’ll be a cool name for a kid. ‘This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen’ … Then when he gets out of hand I get to go, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, please!’” —Louis C.K.

  
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HELLENACKERMAN 10/14/2012 7:46AM

    I remember the first joke my brother ever learned. And I remember it because he told it everyday for years!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef!

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Saturday Sillies

Saturday, October 13, 2012

What sound did the horn in the pig’s car make?

Hoink, hoink!
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

  
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Your continued support means A LOT !


Have a Super Sunday

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    you made me laugh.....thanks

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Friday Funnies

Friday, October 12, 2012

What kind of music do otters like?

Otternative rock.
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Need a quick jolt of happiness, right now? Try this:

Lay the groundwork for some fun. Order a book you’ve been wanting to read (not something you think you should read) or plan a weekend excursion to a museum, hiking trail, sporting event, gardening store, movie theater—whatever sounds like fun. Studies show that having fun on a regular basis is a pillar of happiness, and anticipation is an important part of that pleasure. Try to involve friends or family as well; people enjoy almost all activities more when they’re with other people than when they’re alone.
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Teacher: If you had a dollar and you asked your father for another one, how many dollars would you have?
Student: One dollar.
Teacher: No—you don’t know your math.
Student: Well, you don’t know my father.

  
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AGK3112 10/12/2012 5:15PM

    Lovely Joke. I do love and read those. Keep it up dear friend you make smile on so many SP memeber's face.. emoticon emoticon

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    emoticon I especially like the dollar and dad joke.

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Thursday Tickles and a Thought

Thursday, October 11, 2012

What do you call three hippos on a skateboard?

Ambitious.
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Everyday virtues

We expect heroic virtue to look flashy, but ordinary life is full of opportunities for worthy, if inconspicuous, virtue.
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An elderly man was worried that his wife had a hearing problem. So one evening, he snuck up behind her while she was sitting in her recliner. He said softly, “Can you hear me, dear?” There was no response. He moved closer and said again, “Can you hear me, dear?” Still, his wife said nothing. Finally, he stood right behind her and said, “Can you hear me, dear?”

She snapped, “For the third time, YES!”

  
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