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Friday Funnies

Friday, October 12, 2012

What kind of music do otters like?

Otternative rock.
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Need a quick jolt of happiness, right now? Try this:

Lay the groundwork for some fun. Order a book you’ve been wanting to read (not something you think you should read) or plan a weekend excursion to a museum, hiking trail, sporting event, gardening store, movie theater—whatever sounds like fun. Studies show that having fun on a regular basis is a pillar of happiness, and anticipation is an important part of that pleasure. Try to involve friends or family as well; people enjoy almost all activities more when they’re with other people than when they’re alone.
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Teacher: If you had a dollar and you asked your father for another one, how many dollars would you have?
Student: One dollar.
Teacher: No—you don’t know your math.
Student: Well, you don’t know my father.

  
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AGK3112 10/12/2012 5:15PM

    Lovely Joke. I do love and read those. Keep it up dear friend you make smile on so many SP memeber's face.. emoticon emoticon

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FCARMICH 10/12/2012 12:45PM

  too true

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JUDITHANNIE 10/12/2012 7:32AM

    Great idea..... emoticon

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PJSTIME 10/12/2012 7:24AM

    emoticon I especially like the dollar and dad joke.

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Thursday Tickles and a Thought

Thursday, October 11, 2012

What do you call three hippos on a skateboard?

Ambitious.
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Everyday virtues

We expect heroic virtue to look flashy, but ordinary life is full of opportunities for worthy, if inconspicuous, virtue.
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An elderly man was worried that his wife had a hearing problem. So one evening, he snuck up behind her while she was sitting in her recliner. He said softly, “Can you hear me, dear?” There was no response. He moved closer and said again, “Can you hear me, dear?” Still, his wife said nothing. Finally, he stood right behind her and said, “Can you hear me, dear?”

She snapped, “For the third time, YES!”

  
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FCARMICH 10/12/2012 12:46PM

  who needs help?

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JUDITHANNIE 10/11/2012 7:45AM

    cute ones......

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Be wary of false choices

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

It’s tempting to frame certain choices or attitudes in an either/or way, and yet, so often, that choice is misleading. Do you ever find yourself thinking in these terms?

• I can be positive, or I can be authentic.
• I can have a few real friends, or I can have lots of superficial friends.
• I must worry about the happiness of other people, or I must worry about my own happiness.
• I can have a life full of fun, passion, and adventure, or I can have security.
• I can have a job I enjoy, or I can make good money.

Maybe these are your only two choices, but maybe not.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 10/10/2012 8:09PM

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Good Food For Thought -
and NO calories !

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So your migraine is GONE ?

Have a Thrilling Thursday

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BLESSINGS!

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AGK3112 10/10/2012 12:42PM

    Nice..It sure make us to think that what we are choosing

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WARRIORGIRL121 10/10/2012 12:21PM

    Good things to think about... :)

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TWEETYKC00 10/10/2012 10:09AM

    sometimes it would be nice to have just the 2 choices!

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TEDYBEAR2838 10/10/2012 8:29AM

    You bring up some great points to ponder!

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Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Why did the monkey in the tree wear a tie?

He was the branch manager!

  
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FCARMICH 10/12/2012 12:46PM

  good one

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Hope your migraine leaves SOON


BLESSINGS!

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TEDYBEAR2838 10/9/2012 6:40PM

    LOVE IT.. sent to the grandkids

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TWEETYKC00 10/9/2012 7:54AM

    good one!

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DEBBIELCG 10/9/2012 6:48AM

    cute

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Monday's Mirth

Monday, October 08, 2012

What do you get when you cross a jockey with a gorilla?

A really, really unhappy horse.
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QUESTIONS TO ASK YOURSELF

• What did you do for fun when you were ten years old? Could you do it now, as an adult?
• Do you prefer routine or variety? Do you prefer competing or cooperating?
• What are five of your good habits and five of your bad habits?
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A woman saw an electrician walking up her driveway. She ran to the door and demanded, “Why did you come today? You were supposed to fix the doorbell yesterday!”

“Yes, I know,” the electrician said. “I rang your bell three times, but there was no answer, so I figured you weren’t home.”

  
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  probably a true story!

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