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Friday Funny

Friday, October 05, 2012

During halftime at a Yale-Harvard game, two opposing fans were in the bathroom. The Harvard man was washing his hands when the Yale man walked past him without washing up. The Harvard man followed the Yalie out and said to him, “You know, at Harvard they taught us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom.”

To which the Yalie replied snidely, “Well, at Yale they taught us not to pee on our hands.”

  
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AGK3112 10/5/2012 5:05PM

    LOL

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TWEETYKC00 10/5/2012 8:46AM

    never trust men in the bathroom! lol.

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Thursday Tickles

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Did you hear about the very privileged bird?

He was born with a silver spoonbill in his mouth.
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A wife said to her husband, “Even though we’ve been married for twenty years, because today’s your birthday, you can go out and pretend that we’re not married yet.”

“No, thanks,” replied the husband. “I don’t want to spend the whole time thinking I’ve got twenty years of this ahead of me!”

  
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FCARMICH 10/4/2012 2:52PM

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TWEETYKC00 10/4/2012 9:37AM

    love them!

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Wednesday Witticisms

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

What decade do lions remember most fondly?

The roaring ’20s.
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A chicken walked over to a duck that was standing on the side of the road. The chicken said, “Don’t do it, man. You’ll never hear the end of it!”

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 10/3/2012 10:38PM

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THANKS ! I needed that !

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Migraine day number 2

Have a Terrific Thursday

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BLESSINGS!

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TWEETYKC00 10/3/2012 9:28AM

    Good ones. lol.

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AGK3112 10/3/2012 6:51AM

    LOL..

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MARYJOANNA 10/3/2012 6:44AM

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Tuesday Tease

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

What is the zebra’s favorite Bill Murray movie?

Stripes.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 10/2/2012 9:34PM

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too easy

But the movie WAS halarious !

Have a Wonderful Wednesday

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BLESSINGS!

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CAT609 10/2/2012 6:59AM

    Of course!

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OCTOBER MUST-CELEBRATE HOLIDAYS

Monday, October 01, 2012

• National Pajama Month

• October 4: Toot Your Own Flute Day

• October 10: National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work Day

• October 12: International Moment of Frustration Scream Day

• October 14: Be Bald and Be Free Day

• October 27: Cranky Coworkers Day

• October 30: Create a Great Funeral Day

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 10/1/2012 10:59PM

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Love the Pajama one !

Several years ago, Jack bought me
those onesie, footed pajamas.
They are
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I LIVE in them during winter,
they are so shuggly andd warm !
(Altho, to be honest, a bit of a pain
when using the restroom)
For the next 2 years he bought me more
and another last year.
So I have 4 in rotation.

Have a Terrific Tuesday

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BLESSINGS!

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WARRIORGIRL121 10/1/2012 5:37PM

    Wow. I want to know what the suggested festivities for these holidays would be! emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 10/1/2012 9:20AM

    sound like some good holidays coming up!

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JUDITHANNIE 10/1/2012 8:57AM

    Don't know where you come up with these but enjoy them, thanks emoticon

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CAT609 10/1/2012 7:06AM

    Thanks for sharing!

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