Thursday Tickles

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Did you hear about the very privileged bird?

He was born with a silver spoonbill in his mouth.
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A wife said to her husband, “Even though we’ve been married for twenty years, because today’s your birthday, you can go out and pretend that we’re not married yet.”

“No, thanks,” replied the husband. “I don’t want to spend the whole time thinking I’ve got twenty years of this ahead of me!”

  

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Wednesday Witticisms

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

What decade do lions remember most fondly?

The roaring ’20s.
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A chicken walked over to a duck that was standing on the side of the road. The chicken said, “Don’t do it, man. You’ll never hear the end of it!”

  

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FRANCES-AGAPE 10/3/2012 10:38PM

THANKS ! I needed that ! Migraine day number 2 Have a Terrific Thursday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Tuesday Tease

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

What is the zebra’s favorite Bill Murray movie?

Stripes.

  

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FRANCES-AGAPE 10/2/2012 9:34PM

too easy But the movie WAS halarious ! Have a Wonderful Wednesday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

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OCTOBER MUST-CELEBRATE HOLIDAYS

Monday, October 01, 2012

• National Pajama Month

• October 4: Toot Your Own Flute Day

• October 10: National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work Day

• October 12: International Moment of Frustration Scream Day

• October 14: Be Bald and Be Free Day

• October 27: Cranky Coworkers Day

• October 30: Create a Great Funeral Day

  

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FRANCES-AGAPE 10/1/2012 10:59PM

Love the Pajama one ! Several years ago, Jack bought me those onesie, footed pajamas. They are I LIVE in them during winter, they are so shuggly andd warm ! (Altho, to be honest, a bit of a pain when using the restroom) For the next 2 years he bought me more and another last year. So I have 4 in rotation. Have a Terrific Tuesday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

FAITHGIRL91 10/1/2012 5:37PM

Wow. I want to know what the suggested festivities for these holidays would be! Report Inappropriate Comment

TWEETYKC00 10/1/2012 9:20AM

sound like some good holidays coming up! Report Inappropriate Comment

JUDITHANNIE 10/1/2012 8:57AM

Don't know where you come up with these but enjoy them, thanks Report Inappropriate Comment

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Monday Jolly

Monday, October 01, 2012

A pollster was surveying people outside the United Nations headquarters in New York City. He asked three men—a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker—for their opinions on the current meat shortage.

The Russian replied: “Excuse me, what is a meat?”

The North Korean replied: “Excuse me, what is an opinion?”

The New Yorker replied: “Excuse me, what is ‘excuse me?’ ”

  

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