2 Jokes and a Thought for Friday

Friday, September 28, 2012

What do you get when you cross a monkey with a stick of dynamite?

A big Baboom!
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A guy told his doctor that he could no longer do as much work around the house as he used to—he just didn’t seem to have the energy for chores. The doctor gave him a thorough examination and at the end the guy said, “Okay, Doc, tell me in plain English, what’s wrong with me?”

“Well,” said the doctor, “in plain English, you’re just lazy.”

“Okay,” said the guy, “now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”
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“But what is work and what is not work? Is it work to dig, to carpenter, to plant trees, to fell trees, to ride, to fish, to hunt, to feed chickens, to play the piano, to take photographs, to build a house, to cook, to sew, to trim hats, to mend motor bicycles? All of these things are work to somebody, and all of them are play to somebody. There are in fact very few activities which cannot be classed either as work or play according as you choose to regard them.”


—GEORGE ORWELL
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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/28/2012 7:05PM

Toss up which one is my fave BLESSINGS ! Report Inappropriate Comment

FAITHGIRL91 9/28/2012 4:47PM

Loved it! Still laughing! LOL! Report Inappropriate Comment

TWEETYKC00 9/28/2012 8:59AM

Love them all. Report Inappropriate Comment

NWLIFESRC 9/28/2012 7:24AM

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FCARMICH 9/28/2012 7:07AM

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Thursday's Tee-hee's

Thursday, September 27, 2012

What do you call a religious pelican?

A bird of pray.
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A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping car on a train. At first they were uneasy about sharing a room, but they quickly fell asleep. At 1:00 A.M. the man leaned down from the top bunk and said to the woman, “I’m sorry, but would you get me a second blanket? I’m really cold.”

She replied sleepily, “I have a better idea. Just for tonight, let’s pretend we’re married.”

“Wow! Great idea!” he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied. “Get your own damn blanket!”

  

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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/27/2012 11:59PM

TOOOOOOO FFUUNNNNYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Have a Fabulous Friday BLESSINGS! PS- the other night that Ferret program was on PBS again Report Inappropriate Comment

FCARMICH 9/27/2012 4:26PM

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TWEETYKC00 9/27/2012 9:29AM

Great! lol. Report Inappropriate Comment

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Wednesday Witticism

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

What do you call a cheetah that never speaks?

Cat-atonic.

  

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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/26/2012 8:24PM

another gem ! for all the Have a Thoughtful Thursday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

FRANCES-AGAPE 9/26/2012 8:00PM

Another gem ! for Have a Thoughtful Thursday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

FAITHGIRL91 9/26/2012 3:08PM

omg, these remind me of jokes my DAd used to tell! I miss my Dad (passed over 30 yrs ago0... but still enjoying the jokes! Thanks! LOL! Report Inappropriate Comment

TWEETYKC00 9/26/2012 8:15AM

good groaner! lol. Report Inappropriate Comment

FCARMICH 9/26/2012 7:46AM

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Tuesday Teasers

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Who was the dolphin’s favorite actor?

Flip Wilson.
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A man and a boy walked into a barbershop together. After the man got his haircut, he sat the boy in the barber’s chair and said, “I’m just going to run around the corner to grab a paper.” When the boy’s haircut was done, the man still hadn’t returned.

The barber said, “It looks like your dad’s forgotten about you.”

“Oh, that wasn’t my dad,” the boy said. “He just walked up to me on the street, took my hand, and said, ‘Come on, we’re going to get a free haircut.’ ”

  

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FAITHGIRL91 9/26/2012 3:03PM

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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/25/2012 10:30PM

BUT Have a WonderfuL Wednesday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

TWEETYKC00 9/25/2012 7:36AM

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LEANJEAN6 9/25/2012 7:12AM

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Monday's Mirth

Monday, September 24, 2012

What did the horse use to make his sandwich?

Thoroughbread.
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Knock, knock

Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen too hard on this door and it’ll break—better open up!

  

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FCARMICH 9/26/2012 7:48AM

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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/24/2012 11:24PM

MORE GOODIES ! Have a Terrific Tuesday BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

FAITHGIRL91 9/24/2012 10:34PM

Thanks! I needed that giggle! Report Inappropriate Comment

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CAT609 9/24/2012 7:15AM

Thanks for the funnies, they make my day! Report Inappropriate Comment

DIANE7786 9/24/2012 6:59AM

Cute! Thanks for sharing. Report Inappropriate Comment

ORODEO73 9/24/2012 6:44AM

Good humor to start off the morning! Thanks Report Inappropriate Comment