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Thursday's Tee-hee's

Thursday, September 27, 2012

What do you call a religious pelican?

A bird of pray.
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A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping car on a train. At first they were uneasy about sharing a room, but they quickly fell asleep. At 1:00 A.M. the man leaned down from the top bunk and said to the woman, “I’m sorry, but would you get me a second blanket? I’m really cold.”

She replied sleepily, “I have a better idea. Just for tonight, let’s pretend we’re married.”

“Wow! Great idea!” he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied. “Get your own damn blanket!”

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/27/2012 11:59PM

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TOOOOOOO FFUUNNNNYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!



Have a Fabulous Friday


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BLESSINGS!

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PS- the other night that Ferret program
was on PBS again


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FCARMICH 9/27/2012 4:26PM

  OKAY

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TWEETYKC00 9/27/2012 9:29AM

    Great! lol.

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Wednesday Witticism

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

What do you call a cheetah that never speaks?

Cat-atonic.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/26/2012 8:24PM

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another gem !

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Have a Thoughtful Thursday

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BLESSINGS!

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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/26/2012 8:00PM

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Another gem !

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Have a Thoughtful Thursday

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BLESSINGS!

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WARRIORGIRL121 9/26/2012 3:08PM

    omg, these remind me of jokes my DAd used to tell! I miss my Dad (passed over 30 yrs ago0... but still enjoying the jokes! Thanks! LOL!

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TWEETYKC00 9/26/2012 8:15AM

    good groaner! lol.

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FCARMICH 9/26/2012 7:46AM

  good one

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Tuesday Teasers

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Who was the dolphin’s favorite actor?

Flip Wilson.
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A man and a boy walked into a barbershop together. After the man got his haircut, he sat the boy in the barber’s chair and said, “I’m just going to run around the corner to grab a paper.” When the boy’s haircut was done, the man still hadn’t returned.

The barber said, “It looks like your dad’s forgotten about you.”

“Oh, that wasn’t my dad,” the boy said. “He just walked up to me on the street, took my hand, and said, ‘Come on, we’re going to get a free haircut.’ ”

  
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WARRIORGIRL121 9/26/2012 3:03PM

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FCARMICH 9/26/2012 7:48AM

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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/25/2012 10:30PM

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Have a WonderfuL Wednesday


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BLESSINGS!

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Monday's Mirth

Monday, September 24, 2012

What did the horse use to make his sandwich?

Thoroughbread.
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Knock, knock

Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen too hard on this door and it’ll break—better open up!

  
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FCARMICH 9/26/2012 7:48AM

  okay

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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/24/2012 11:24PM

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MORE GOODIES !

Have a Terrific Tuesday

BLESSINGS!

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WARRIORGIRL121 9/24/2012 10:34PM

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CAT609 9/24/2012 7:15AM

    Thanks for the funnies, they make my day!

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DIANE7786 9/24/2012 6:59AM

    Cute! Thanks for sharing.

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ORODEO73 9/24/2012 6:44AM

    Good humor to start off the morning! Thanks

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Sunday Sillies

Sunday, September 23, 2012

What do you call a bearded dragon who’s good at rhyming?

A rap-tile.
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“There are three kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who cannot.”
—George Carlin

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/23/2012 9:06PM

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Carlin was in a league of his own

THANKS for the BIG LAUGH

Have another Wonderful Week


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BLESSINGS!

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WARRIORGIRL121 9/23/2012 10:59AM

    George Carlin ... crazy man! My family used to love to watch him back in the day!

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TWEETYKC00 9/23/2012 9:14AM

    Love old George! lol

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FCARMICH 9/23/2012 8:25AM

  okay

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