Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Who was the dolphin’s favorite actor?
A man and a boy walked into a barbershop together. After the man got his haircut, he sat the boy in the barber’s chair and said, “I’m just going to run around the corner to grab a paper.” When the boy’s haircut was done, the man still hadn’t returned.
The barber said, “It looks like your dad’s forgotten about you.”
“Oh, that wasn’t my dad,” the boy said. “He just walked up to me on the street, took my hand, and said, ‘Come on, we’re going to get a free haircut.’ ”