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Monday's Mirth

Monday, September 24, 2012

What did the horse use to make his sandwich?

Thoroughbread.
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Knock, knock

Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen too hard on this door and it’ll break—better open up!

  
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MORE GOODIES !

Have a Terrific Tuesday

BLESSINGS!

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    Thanks for the funnies, they make my day!

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    Cute! Thanks for sharing.

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    Good humor to start off the morning! Thanks

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Sunday Sillies

Sunday, September 23, 2012

What do you call a bearded dragon who’s good at rhyming?

A rap-tile.
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“There are three kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who cannot.”
—George Carlin

  
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Carlin was in a league of his own

THANKS for the BIG LAUGH

Have another Wonderful Week


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WARRIORFIT1 9/23/2012 10:59AM

    George Carlin ... crazy man! My family used to love to watch him back in the day!

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    Love old George! lol

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Saturday Sunshine

Saturday, September 22, 2012

The iguana loved to stay out late every night. He was a real lounge lizard.
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Did you hear that the Color Blind Association is having a get-together next Thursday?

Yeah, they’re going to paint the town gray.
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Friday Funny & Thought

Friday, September 21, 2012

Retreat to happy thoughts

Find a mental “area of refuge.” Find ideas and memories that make you happy and turn to them when you find yourself dwelling on unpleasant thoughts.
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A dentist was filling a cavity when he said to his patient, “Would you mind doing me a favor? Could you let out a loud, ear-splitting scream?”

“Sure,” said the patient, “but it doesn’t hurt too badly this time.”

“I know,” replied the dentist, “but I’ve got a waiting room full of patients, and I don’t want to miss the four o’clock baseball game.”

  
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Have a WONDERFUL Weekend, Dear !

BLESSINGS !

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    Sounds like something my dentist would do. lol

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  Thanks for my Friday chuckle.

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    Made me smile, thanks!

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Thursday's Tease

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Have you heard the doggy national anthem?

It’s called the Star-Spaniel’d Banner.

  
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