Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Two women were walking in the woods one day when they came across a frog. “Please help me,” croaked the frog. “I’m a stockbroker, but an evil witch put a curse on me, and I was turned into a frog. If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a human.” Hearing this, one of the women quickly stuffed the frog into her purse.
“What are you doing?” asked the other woman. “Didn’t you hear? If you kiss him, he’ll turn into a stockbroker!”
“I know,” said the first woman, “but these days a talking frog is worth much more than a stockbroker.”