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Tuesday Tickles and Thoughts

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Where did the seals like to go after work?

A dive bar.

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Do someone else’s chore

Don’t you sometimes wish that someone would do one of your little jobs? If nothing else, to show an awareness of the fact that you faithfully do it, day after day? Emptying the diaper pail or starting the office coffeepot, even though it’s not “your” job, helps people feel appreciated and cared for.

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.

After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.

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FCARMICH 9/18/2012 10:29AM

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TWEETYKC00 9/18/2012 9:58AM

    Great!

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WILSON1926 9/18/2012 6:50AM

    LOL......How cute
Thanks for starting my day with a laugh
Michael

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3 ways to stop being chronically late

Monday, September 17, 2012

Need to take steps to be more prompt? The first is to identify the problem—then you can see more easily what you need to change. Are you late because …

1. you sleep too late? If you’re so exhausted in the morning that you sleep until the last possible moment, it’s time to think about going to sleep earlier. Many people don’t get enough sleep, and sleep deprivation is a real drag on your happiness and health.

2. you try to get one last thing done? This is a common cause of tardiness. If you always try to knock one more thing off your to-do list before you leave, outwit yourself: Take a task to do when you reach your destination early.

3. you underestimate the commute time? You may tell yourself it takes 20 minutes to get to work, but if it actually takes 40, you’re going to be chronically late.

My thing is being chronically EARLY, which is a hassle when your friends are chronically late! :-)

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/17/2012 11:03PM

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GUILTY AS CHARGED!
But I am working on it

Have a Terrific Tuesday

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BLESSINGS!

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TWEETYKC00 9/17/2012 10:26AM

    I'm with you, I like to be early all the time!

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FCARMICH 9/17/2012 7:09AM

  Except you bring hand-work with you to occupy you during your "early" wait -- journaling is always good!

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Sunday Sillies

Sunday, September 16, 2012

A raccoon was preparing his will and decided on a simple solution for what to do with his fortune. He was going to Leave It To Beaver.
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“I used to temp. I called a temp agency once. They were like, ‘Do you have any phone skills?’ I was like, ‘I called you, didn’t I?’”
—Zach Galifianakis
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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/17/2012 11:02PM

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Not sure which one is FUNNIER !



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FCARMICH 9/16/2012 4:35PM

  okay!

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EBONYSOL 9/16/2012 8:57AM

    Thanks for the laugh:)

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Saturday Silly

Saturday, September 15, 2012

What do you get when you cross a raccoon with a skunk?

One seriously annoyed raccoon.

  
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AGK3112 9/15/2012 7:02PM

    Nice.. Have Wonderful Weekend

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TWEETYKC00 9/15/2012 2:55PM

    LOL, good one!

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    Thanks!

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    Funny start for my morning - Thanks! emoticon

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DEBBIELCG 9/15/2012 7:42AM

    and 1 mad skunk

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FCARMICH 9/15/2012 7:32AM

  okay

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Friday Funny

Friday, September 14, 2012

Camelot: The fantastical oasis sought by idealistic camels.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/14/2012 7:48PM

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Am tired. Had to read it TWICE !

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BLESSINGS!


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