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Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

A guy walks into a bar …

A man went into a bar and ordered a succession of martinis. After each one, he removed the olive and put it into a jar. After two hours, the bartender was curious: “Why do you keep doing that?”

“Because,” slurred the man, “my wife sent me out for a jar of olives.”
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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/11/2012 10:51PM

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Have never had a martini
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FCARMICH 9/11/2012 4:49PM

  right

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IDLETYME 9/11/2012 10:31AM

    What a wonderful husband!!! emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 9/11/2012 7:47AM

    If he didn't need the drinks before going home, he'll need them after! lol.

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LJCANNON 9/11/2012 7:35AM

    emoticon You Gotta Love A Man With A Plan!!!

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LPANSING 9/11/2012 7:15AM

  Chuckle :)

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MAGGIE101857 9/11/2012 7:15AM

    That is a funny one!!

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PARADOXES OF HAPPINESS

Monday, September 10, 2012

Work hard to be lazy.

Burn energy to create energy.

Make people happier by acknowledging
that they’re not feeling happy.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/10/2012 9:05PM

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Where do you come up
with these gems ?!?!

Have a Terrific Tuesday

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FCARMICH 9/10/2012 6:42PM

  okay

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TWEETYKC00 9/10/2012 7:44AM

    makes you think, or does it?

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TORTISE110 9/10/2012 7:22AM

    You made me think! Thx for the post.

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Crush Cravings

Sunday, September 09, 2012



Next time you have a hankering for a doughnut or French fries, tell yourself you can eat them after working out and you may not want them after all.

A new study found that an hour-long sweat session halts activity in the area of the brain that usually fires up at the sight of high-fat treats. Exercise decreases blood flow to your gray matter-especially the frontal region, which helps control food intake.

Combine that with its calorie-burning benefits and that speedy slim-down just got a whole lot easier.

  
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FCARMICH 9/10/2012 6:20AM

  i'll give it a try

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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/9/2012 5:53PM

    emoticon IDEA !

Remember that "I CAN MAKE YOU THIN" fellow on tv a couple of years ago?

His suggestion was to imagine whatever you want with dirt or hair on top of it to gross yourself out to avoid bad cravings.
UGGHHH! makes me nauseous!

Have a Wonderful Week

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TWEETYKC00 9/9/2012 9:59AM

    It's amazing the different wats to fight off cravings and how your body adjusts.

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Saturday Sillies

Saturday, September 08, 2012

One day Billy the Bear forgot to wear his pants to work.

Boy, was he em-bear-assed.
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What did the father buffalo say when he left his child?

Bison.

  
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FCARMICH 9/9/2012 6:51AM

  okay!

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WONDERFULLY AMUSING !

Your blogs have the right mix
of info, encouragement & silliness!

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Have a Soothing Sunday


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TWEETYKC00 9/8/2012 3:16PM

    Thanks for the giggles.

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    You stated my morning with a smile - emoticon emoticon

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Friday Funnies

Friday, September 07, 2012

What do you call a bird who’ll believe anything you tell it?

Gull-ible.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/7/2012 9:17PM

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My face is hurting from grinning so much

Sometimes the right joke
at the right moment
and I get hysterical !

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SUNSETBREEZE05 9/7/2012 10:07AM

    Oh My...I should of known that one! I am gulible.lol

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TWEETYKC00 9/7/2012 9:40AM

    Oh Groan! lol.

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FCARMICH 9/7/2012 7:11AM

  okay

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DEBBIELCG 9/7/2012 7:11AM

    thanks i needed a laugh

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