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Friday Funnies

Friday, September 07, 2012

What do you call a bird who’ll believe anything you tell it?

Gull-ible.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/7/2012 9:17PM

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My face is hurting from grinning so much

Sometimes the right joke
at the right moment
and I get hysterical !

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Have a Wonderful Weekend

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BLESSINGS!

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SUNSETBREEZE05 9/7/2012 10:07AM

    Oh My...I should of known that one! I am gulible.lol

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TWEETYKC00 9/7/2012 9:40AM

    Oh Groan! lol.

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CAT609 9/7/2012 7:16AM

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FCARMICH 9/7/2012 7:11AM

  okay

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DEBBIELCG 9/7/2012 7:11AM

    thanks i needed a laugh

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Thursday Tickles

Thursday, September 06, 2012

The young frog was not a very good lawyer.

He was too green.
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I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything...but I can still fit into my earrings that I wore in high school!
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I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
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Oldie, but goodie-

Battle of the sexes

One night, a man and his wife had a fight and were giving each other the silent treatment. The man realized that the next day he needed his wife to wake him up at 5:00 A.M. for an early morning flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote a note that said “Please wake me up at 5:00 A.M.” and left it where she’d find it. The next morning, the man woke up at 9:00 A.M. and realized he’d missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go ask his wife why she hadn’t woken him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. It said, “It’s 5:00 A.M. Wake up!”

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/6/2012 11:31PM

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Have a Fabulous Friday!

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BLESSINGS !


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FCARMICH 9/6/2012 2:12PM

  okay

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SUNSETBREEZE05 9/6/2012 11:12AM

    You make me smile!!

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TWEETYKC00 9/6/2012 7:57AM

    Love them all! I am on the same side as my demons, too. lol

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Wednesday Words

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a duck?

Lunch for one.
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Laugh out loud

A great way to boost happiness: Laugh out loud. A typical young child laughs more than 400 times a day, a typical adult, 15 times. Laughter is healthy: It lowers blood pressure and cortisol levels and boosts immunity. It strengthens social bonds and helps ease difficult situations. And it’s fun. Make an effort to laugh out loud.
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On her first day of kindergarten, little Sophie was okay for the first few hours, but then she began to cry. “What’s the matter, Sophie? Are you homesick?” asked the teacher.

Sophie thought about it for a minute and said, “No, I’m heresick.”

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/5/2012 7:20PM

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TWEETYKC00 9/5/2012 10:13AM

    good thoghts! I know I was always heresick, too!

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IDLETYME 9/5/2012 8:33AM

    Cute - h eresick is a great word!! emoticon

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FCARMICH 9/5/2012 8:06AM

  good

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ANGRITTER 9/5/2012 7:29AM

    Somedays I feel "heresick" too!

Thanks for the early morning laugh. I needed that. I need to laugh all the way to the scale and back! It Wednesday Weigh-in day. blah!

But I needed that. Thank you!

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Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Did you hear about the bank-robbing sheep that keeps evading the cops?

He’s on the lamb.
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FCARMICH 9/5/2012 8:07AM

  ow, good one!

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Stop Saying "I can't"

Monday, September 03, 2012

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Your mind really can trump matter, particularly when that matter is hot out of the oven. New evidence demonstrates that when faced with temptation, people watching their weight who thought "I don't eat pie" versus those who thought "I can't eat pie" were better able to stick to their plan. The 'don't' statement signals a sense of determination and empowerment, which makes the refusal strategy more effective.

How does one little word change things? Framing your behavior as a 'don't' firmly places you in the driver's seat, whereas a 'can't' statement signals deprivation and a loss of power. In addition, the don't-versus-can't effect holds true when the statements are said aloud to food-pushing friends.

Bottom line: When you're tempted to have seconds, hold firm by saying, "No thanks, I don't want any more."

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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/3/2012 10:42PM

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WOW, what a difference from
changing one little word !

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FCARMICH 9/3/2012 1:34PM

  one doctor on PBS special calls these ANTs - automatic negative thoughts.

Need to ignore them!

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NJJ-EXERCISE30 9/3/2012 8:41AM

    Much of our battle is our mind. What our tapes in our mind keep telling us over and over. If those tapes are positive, you will succeed, but most of us have some negative tapes that we need to deal with. What I did was ignore those tapes with exercise. when I could physically feel better, these tapes stopped running. emoticon emoticon

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