Saturday Sillies

Saturday, September 08, 2012

One day Billy the Bear forgot to wear his pants to work.

Boy, was he em-bear-assed.
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What did the father buffalo say when he left his child?

Bison.

  

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WONDERFULLY AMUSING ! Your blogs have the right mix of info, encouragement & silliness! Have a Soothing Sunday BLESSINGS! Comment edited on: 9/8/2012 6:29:12 PM Report Inappropriate Comment

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Thanks for the giggles. Report Inappropriate Comment

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Friday Funnies

Friday, September 07, 2012

What do you call a bird who’ll believe anything you tell it?

Gull-ible.

  

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FRANCES-AGAPE 9/7/2012 9:17PM

My face is hurting from grinning so much Sometimes the right joke at the right moment and I get hysterical ! Have a Wonderful Weekend BLESSINGS! Report Inappropriate Comment

SUNSETBREEZE05 9/7/2012 10:07AM

Oh My...I should of known that one! I am gulible.lol Report Inappropriate Comment

TWEETYKC00 9/7/2012 9:40AM

Oh Groan! lol. Report Inappropriate Comment

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Thursday Tickles

Thursday, September 06, 2012

The young frog was not a very good lawyer.

He was too green.
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I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything...but I can still fit into my earrings that I wore in high school!
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I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
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Oldie, but goodie-

Battle of the sexes

One night, a man and his wife had a fight and were giving each other the silent treatment. The man realized that the next day he needed his wife to wake him up at 5:00 A.M. for an early morning flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote a note that said “Please wake me up at 5:00 A.M.” and left it where she’d find it. The next morning, the man woke up at 9:00 A.M. and realized he’d missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go ask his wife why she hadn’t woken him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. It said, “It’s 5:00 A.M. Wake up!”

  

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on the earrings ! Have a Fabulous Friday! BLESSINGS ! Report Inappropriate Comment

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You make me smile!! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Love them all! I am on the same side as my demons, too. lol Report Inappropriate Comment

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Wednesday Words

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a duck?

Lunch for one.
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Laugh out loud

A great way to boost happiness: Laugh out loud. A typical young child laughs more than 400 times a day, a typical adult, 15 times. Laughter is healthy: It lowers blood pressure and cortisol levels and boosts immunity. It strengthens social bonds and helps ease difficult situations. And it’s fun. Make an effort to laugh out loud.
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On her first day of kindergarten, little Sophie was okay for the first few hours, but then she began to cry. “What’s the matter, Sophie? Are you homesick?” asked the teacher.

Sophie thought about it for a minute and said, “No, I’m heresick.”

  

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TWEETYKC00 9/5/2012 10:13AM

good thoghts! I know I was always heresick, too! Report Inappropriate Comment

IDLETYME 9/5/2012 8:33AM

Cute - h eresick is a great word!! Report Inappropriate Comment

FCARMICH 9/5/2012 8:06AM

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ANGRITTER 9/5/2012 7:29AM

Somedays I feel "heresick" too! Thanks for the early morning laugh. I needed that. I need to laugh all the way to the scale and back! It Wednesday Weigh-in day. blah! But I needed that. Thank you! Report Inappropriate Comment

Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Did you hear about the bank-robbing sheep that keeps evading the cops?

He’s on the lamb.
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