Thursday, September 06, 2012
The young frog was not a very good lawyer.
He was too green.
I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything...but I can still fit into my earrings that I wore in high school!
I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
Oldie, but goodie-
Battle of the sexes
One night, a man and his wife had a fight and were giving each other the silent treatment. The man realized that the next day he needed his wife to wake him up at 5:00 A.M. for an early morning flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote a note that said “Please wake me up at 5:00 A.M.” and left it where she’d find it. The next morning, the man woke up at 9:00 A.M. and realized he’d missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go ask his wife why she hadn’t woken him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. It said, “It’s 5:00 A.M. Wake up!”