Wednesday, August 08, 2012
Where did the bird keep its money?
In one of its bill-folds.
The mayor was driving to work when he noticed a workman digging a row of holes down the side of the road. But as soon as the holes were dug, another workman came over and filled them up again. The mayor pulled over to investigate. When he asked the workmen what was going on, he was told, “We’re usually a three-man crew, but the one who plants the trees is out sick today!”