Tuesday, August 14, 2012
What do you call a snake you can’t trust?
A giant panda walked into a restaurant. He ordered dinner, ate it, and then pulled out a gun and shot the waiter. Terrified, the manager emerged from the kitchen as the panda was walking out the door.
“Hey!” he yelled. “You just shot my waiter. Where do you think you’re going?”
The animal replied calmly, “I’m a panda. Look me up in the dictionary.”
When the panda was gone, the manager grabbed the dictionary. Sure enough, under panda it said: “Furry mammal. Native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.”