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Wednesday Witticisms

Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Where did the bird keep its money?

In one of its bill-folds.
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The mayor was driving to work when he noticed a workman digging a row of holes down the side of the road. But as soon as the holes were dug, another workman came over and filled them up again. The mayor pulled over to investigate. When he asked the workmen what was going on, he was told, Were usually a three-man crew, but the one who plants the trees is out sick today!

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IDLETYME 8/8/2012 10:16AM

    That's funny - Sounds like government workers! emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 8/8/2012 8:15AM

    Yep, politics at its finest!

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FCARMICH 8/8/2012 7:46AM

  okay

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IMEMINE1 8/8/2012 6:58AM

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Tuesday Tease

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

What do you call a hippo thats good at golf?

A hippo-putt-amus.

  
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TWEETYKC00 8/7/2012 8:44AM

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TEDDYTEDDY 8/7/2012 7:13AM

    I thought of another answer:

No whiffo hippo...

Just had to share.

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LEANJEAN6 8/7/2012 7:13AM

    emoticon pretty cute!---- I enjoy a chuckle!-Lynda emoticon

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SNOOPY-ACE 8/7/2012 7:01AM

    HaHaHa, Funny

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LATTELEE 8/7/2012 7:01AM

  Interesting...

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AGK3112 8/7/2012 6:52AM

    Nice..

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FCARMICH 8/7/2012 6:52AM

  okay

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Monday Mirth

Monday, August 06, 2012

Where does a lion sleep?

Anywhere it wants to!
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4 ways to act like a true friend


Everyone from ancient philosophers to contemporary scientists agrees that friendship is one of the keys to happiness. How do you keep your friendships strong? Act like a true friend:

1. Be supportive when your friend has bad news. This is perhaps the most critical duty of a friend.
2. Be supportive when your friend has good news. Surprisingly, its sometimes harder to be supportive when someone gets a promotion, gets engaged, or enjoys other good fortune than it is to be supportive when someone is going through a hard time.
3. Dont gossip. Along the same lines
4. Keep a secret. One of the most satisfying aspects of friendship is that it allows two people to confide in each other. Spilling secrets will destroy that.
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Hugh: Im all packed for our camping trip.
Baxter: Did you bring emergency supplies?
Hugh: Yep. I brought two bottles of brandy in case of snakebite.
Baxter: Oh, there arent any snakes where were going.
Hugh: No matter. I packed a couple of snakes!

  
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IMEMINE1 8/7/2012 7:16AM

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OCTOBERBORN 8/6/2012 8:07AM

    My grandkids will love this - Thanks!
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FCARMICH 8/6/2012 7:28AM

  okay

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Sunday Sillies

Sunday, August 05, 2012

What was the tortoise doing on the highway?

About 100 millimeters per hour.
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I am not a fan of books. I would never want a books autograph.

-singer Kanye West

  
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WARRIORGIRL121 8/5/2012 1:41PM

    Tee hee. emoticon cute!

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TWEETYKC00 8/5/2012 9:41AM

    Cute!

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FCARMICH 8/5/2012 7:42AM

  liked the first -- second shows how dumb some people can be!

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DEBBIELCG 8/5/2012 7:34AM

    thanks for makeing me laugh

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EMGERBER 8/5/2012 7:08AM

    You started my day with a laugh. Have a great Sunday!

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Anger Management

Saturday, August 04, 2012

Sure, it's tempting to blow up at the pal who kept you waiting...again. But unless you're a Real Housewife desperate for screen time, it's far healthier to learn how to dial down your fury.

Give yourself a time-out by following the four R's.

RECOGNIZE you're losing control.
RETREAT before you go over the top.
RELAX by taking a walk or reading, then
RETURN to the situation when you're ready to deal productively.

These steps engage the parasympathetic nervous system, which turns off the fight-or-flight response, so you can think more clearly - and avoid losing a friend over something petty.

  
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TEDYBEAR2838 8/4/2012 4:24PM

    Totally good advice.

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CHARLIESGIRL69 8/4/2012 1:33PM

    Very true!

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TWEETYKC00 8/4/2012 11:18AM

    Very good. Getting under control before you get under someone else skin is much better for everyone involved.

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