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Friday Frolic!

Friday, August 03, 2012

Two aliens in a spaceship were hovering over a golf course, watching a man play alone. They had never seen golf before but they surmised it was some kind of game. They watched with interest as he messed up his tee shot, hit the ball into the woods, then into the sand, the rough, and eventually, after a number of shots, up onto the green. As the man putted and the ball disappeared down the hole, one alien turned to the other and said, “Boy, now he’s in trouble!”

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 8/4/2012 1:06AM

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TOO FUNNY !

Can hardly wait to tell it to my son
Matthew. He LOVES golf

Have a Great Weekend !

BLESSINGS !

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TEDYBEAR2838 8/3/2012 7:38AM

    Good one!

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DMEYER4 8/3/2012 7:01AM

  thanks for the laugh great way to start the day

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FCARMICH 8/3/2012 7:00AM

  yes

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EMGERBER 8/3/2012 6:54AM

    How cute is this, you started my day with a laugh! Have a wonderful day.

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Thursday's Tee-Hee's

Thursday, August 02, 2012

A kitten was sure it could win a race against a cheetah. She’d soon realize that was im-paws-able.
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The Mother Superior was talking about the rising crime rate with one of her nuns. “Sister,” she said, “what would you do if you were accosted by a man?”

“I would lift my habit,” the nun replied.

Shocked, the Mother Superior said, “Then what would you do?!”

“I would tell him to drop his pants,” said the nun.

“And why would you do that?” the Mother Superior demanded.

“Because I can run faster with my habit up than he could with his pants down!”

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JUDITHANNIE 8/2/2012 9:02PM

    cute ones

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OCTOBERBORN 8/2/2012 9:38AM

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SBNORMAL 8/2/2012 6:57AM

  Funny,lol!!

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TWEETYKC00 8/2/2012 6:48AM

    Good ones! Purrrfect. lol.

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Wednesday Witticisms

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

How can you tell when Belugas are sad?

They really wail.
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• What activities make you feel calmer and more serene? Taking a shower, playing with your dog?

• What’s your favorite form of exercise?

• What’s something you could stop doing or start doing or do differently that would boost your happiness?
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And an oldie, but a goodie:

Through the black night, a navy captain saw a light dead ahead, on collision course with his ship. He sent an urgent signal: “Change your course 12 degrees west!” The light didn’t move, so the captain sent an angry signal: “I’m a navy captain. Change your course, sir!”

A signal came back: “I’m a seaman, second class. Change your course, sir!”

The captain was furious: “I’m a battleship—I’m not changing course!”

The reply came back: “And I’m a lighthouse!”

  
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OCTOBERBORN 8/1/2012 1:25PM

    cute!

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FCARMICH 8/1/2012 7:05AM

  okay

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TELFERS01 8/1/2012 6:41AM

  You go!

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Tuesday Thought

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

It takes a person with a mission to succeed.
-Clarence Thomas

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ROX525 7/31/2012 6:43AM

    emoticon Probably why everyone wants to write a mission statement

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MYBULLDOGS 7/31/2012 6:37AM

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my sister walks 15,000 steps a day at 63 years old and has lost 100 pounds.

i gave up grain and sugary products and have lost 44 pounds at age 60.

we are both still loosing weight until we reach our goal


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Feeling Bored?

Monday, July 30, 2012

Samuel Johnson wrote, “It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having as little misery, and as much happiness as possible.” One “little thing” that can be a source of unhappiness is boredom. Try these strategies if you’re bored:

1. Add the word “meditation” after the activity that’s boring you. If you’re standing in a slow line at the drugstore, you’re doing “waiting in line meditation.” If you’re cleaning up after a party, you’re doing “cleaning meditation.”

2. Dig in. Diane Arbus wrote, “The Chinese have a theory that you pass through boredom into fascination and I think it’s true.” With mindfulness, you can pass through boredom into fascination when doing boring tasks, like washing dishes.

3. Take the perspective of a journalist or scientist. Study what’s around you. What are people wearing, what do the interiors of buildings look like, what noises do you hear? If you bring your analytical powers to bear, you can make almost anything interesting.

  
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FCARMICH 7/30/2012 7:44AM

  maybe

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LOSE15YES 7/30/2012 7:41AM

    I too liked #3 and have been doing it on my own. Now that I am retired and taking life slower, I can appreciate the little things even more. And use that boredom to get out of the house to go 'exploring'. Maybe a different park, a different route somewhere, etc. Thx.

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ROX525 7/30/2012 6:50AM

    I really like #3. Thank you for the tips.

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