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Monday's Mirth

Monday, July 23, 2012

What ice cream flavor do alligators like best?

Croc-y Road.

  
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THROOPER62 7/23/2012 10:19AM

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FCARMICH 7/23/2012 6:49AM

  okay

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KNEWMETODAY 7/23/2012 6:37AM

    When I stopped eating ice cream, it was quite a surprise to discover that ice cream will go bad. For years I'd bought the flavors that I liked, ultimately discovering that no one else cared for them. (I never met a flavor I wouldn't eat.)

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CAROL6X 7/23/2012 6:34AM

    Cute-but being originally from Florida and used to having those critters come up into our ponds and yards I would venture to say they would most likely like Human or dog flavored ice cream. They went for whatever animal was the closest to them. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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One of 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said

Sunday, July 22, 2012

"You cannot change the stripes of a leopard."

Football player turned analyst Emmitt Smith

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 7/22/2012 7:53PM

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Sounds like something
Yogi Beara would say

I think he holds the
record for dumb sayings

Have a Wonderful Week


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BLESSINGS!

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HEYITSJUDED 7/22/2012 4:16PM

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That is one of the dumbest things ever said! WOW! emoticon

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CAT609 7/22/2012 1:30PM

    Oh really? A leopard with stripes! emoticon

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THROOPER62 7/22/2012 9:10AM

    Huh?

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SHARJOPAUL 7/22/2012 9:09AM

    lol

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KATHRYNLP 7/22/2012 8:46AM

    Fell on his head too many times! emoticon emoticon

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FCARMICH 7/22/2012 7:33AM

  right

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Saturday Silly

Saturday, July 21, 2012

What’s the best way for a parent to get a child’s attention?

Sit down and look comfortable.

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 7/21/2012 9:58PM

    YEP

works

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BLESSINGS!

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IDLETYME 7/21/2012 8:37AM

    That's for sure!!! emoticon

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PICKIE98 7/21/2012 8:20AM

    Making a phone call or closing the bathroom door behind you !!!

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HOPELOSE100 7/21/2012 8:13AM

    So true!!

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SFREY217 7/21/2012 8:10AM

    Sooooo true ....... Or pickup the phone !

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LATTELEE 7/21/2012 8:10AM

  Funny

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FCARMICH 7/21/2012 8:06AM

  Too true!

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Friday Funnies

Friday, July 20, 2012

A duck walks into a psychiatrist’s office. The doctor sits up very straight and says, “I hope we can get started on a better note this time, or I’m afraid I’m not going to be able to treat you.” The duck pauses, then says it again: “QUACK!!”
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A lady went into a pet store and told the owner she’d like to buy two yellow canaries. “I’m sorry, I’m all out of canaries, but I do have these,” the owner said, pointing out some light green parakeets.

“That’s not what I want,” the lady replied.

But the owner was persistent: “Just think of them as yellow canaries that aren’t quite ripe yet.”

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    cute as usual.... emoticon

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FCARMICH 7/20/2012 6:56AM

  salesmen!

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Thursday Tee-Hees

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Two lions went into a pub, ordered some beers, and hungrily took some sandwiches out of their pockets.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the bartender.
The lions swapped sandwiches. “Happy now?”
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An elderly man knew he needed a hearing aid, but he didn’t want to spend a lot of money. So he asked the salesman for the cheapest one. The salesman showed him the least expensive model, which cost $5. He explained, “You just stick the button in your ear and run this little string down into your pocket.”

“For only $5, does it work well?” asked the old man.

“Oh, it doesn’t work at all,” said the salesman. “But when people see it on you, they’ll talk a lot louder.”

  
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    cute ones


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DEBBIELCG 7/19/2012 6:44AM

    thanks for the morning laughs.

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FCARMICH 7/19/2012 6:31AM

  okay

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PJSTIME 7/19/2012 6:25AM

    Put a smile on my face first thing this morning. Thanks

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