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Thursday's Tee-hee's

Thursday, July 26, 2012

A lizard and a socialite heiress had a baby girl together. They named the newborn Iguana Trump.
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A trooper pulled a car over on a quiet country road. As he walked up to the driver, he said, “Excuse me, ma’am, but why were you driving erratically? You were weaving all over the road.”

“Thank goodness you’re here, officer!” she gasped. “I almost had an accident. I looked up, and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to avoid it but there was another tree. I swerved to avoid that one and there was another. It was terrifying!”

Calmly, the officer reached through the window to the rearview mirror and said, “Ma’am, there was no tree. It was your air freshener.”

(I wonder if she was a blonde?)

  
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    Started my day with Super Giggles - emoticon

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PJSTIME 7/26/2012 7:21AM

    TeeHee

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MAGGIEVAN 7/26/2012 6:36AM

    Ha, ha very funny. Thanks for sharing.

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EMGERBER 7/26/2012 6:28AM

    You started my day with a laugh. Thank you!

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Wednesday Witticism

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Which game show is popular in the north pole?

Let’s Make a Seal.

  
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    D'oh!

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DEBBIELCG 7/25/2012 6:41AM

    thanks for the morning laugh.

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MONEY AND HAPPINESS

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Money may affect your happiness differently depending on …

• … what kind of person you are. Money has different value to different people. You might love to collect modern art, or you might love to rent old movies. You might have six children and ailing, dependent parents, or you might have no children and robust parents. You might yearn for your own horse—or your own hamster.

• … how you spend your money. Some purchases are more likely to contribute to your happiness than others. You might buy Champagne, or you might buy a dog. You might splurge on a big-screen TV, or you might splurge on a new bike.

• … how much money you have relative to the people around you, and relative to your own experience. Are you richer or poorer than most of your friends and family? Do you have more or less than in the past? The absolute level of wealth matters to happiness, but relative ranking matters, too.

  
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KORCEI 7/24/2012 9:00AM

  I think having enough money to not be worried about making ends meet is a big key to happiness. I know that for myself that I find I am happier when I do not worry about paying rent or how I am what I am going to eat for the week. I had more money and at a certian point it didn't change how happy I was.

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BREWMASTERBILL 7/24/2012 7:46AM

    I'm not sure how much I trust the measurement since happiness is always subjective and cost of living varies greatly throughout the country, but they pegged the magic number at $70,000 per year per household. Households making less than that seemed generally less happy than those making that much or more. The kicker is that more money beyond the $70,000 per year did not equal more happiness.

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FCARMICH 7/24/2012 6:36AM

  True -- outlook changes things

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Monday's Mirth

Monday, July 23, 2012

What ice cream flavor do alligators like best?

Croc-y Road.

  
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KNEWMETODAY 7/23/2012 6:37AM

    When I stopped eating ice cream, it was quite a surprise to discover that ice cream will go bad. For years I'd bought the flavors that I liked, ultimately discovering that no one else cared for them. (I never met a flavor I wouldn't eat.)

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CAROL6X 7/23/2012 6:34AM

    Cute-but being originally from Florida and used to having those critters come up into our ponds and yards I would venture to say they would most likely like Human or dog flavored ice cream. They went for whatever animal was the closest to them. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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One of 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said

Sunday, July 22, 2012

"You cannot change the stripes of a leopard."

Football player turned analyst Emmitt Smith

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 7/22/2012 7:53PM

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Sounds like something
Yogi Beara would say

I think he holds the
record for dumb sayings

Have a Wonderful Week


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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That is one of the dumbest things ever said! WOW! emoticon

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    Oh really? A leopard with stripes! emoticon

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    Huh?

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    lol

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FCARMICH 7/22/2012 7:33AM

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