Thursday, July 19, 2012
Two lions went into a pub, ordered some beers, and hungrily took some sandwiches out of their pockets.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the bartender.
The lions swapped sandwiches. “Happy now?”
An elderly man knew he needed a hearing aid, but he didn’t want to spend a lot of money. So he asked the salesman for the cheapest one. The salesman showed him the least expensive model, which cost $5. He explained, “You just stick the button in your ear and run this little string down into your pocket.”
“For only $5, does it work well?” asked the old man.
“Oh, it doesn’t work at all,” said the salesman. “But when people see it on you, they’ll talk a lot louder.”