Tuesday, July 10, 2012
A little girl was allowed to stay up for the beginning of her parents’ dinner party. To show her off, they asked her to say grace. “But I don’t know what to say,” she whispered nervously in front of their guests.
Her mother coached her, “Just say what Daddy said before breakfast this morning.”
“Oh, okay,” said the little girl. “Oh God, why do we have to have all those boring people over for dinner tonight!”