Thursday, July 05, 2012
How do you describe members of the species Boa contractor?
They’re basically snakes in the construction business.
Hole in one!
Two business associates, Frank and Glen, were about to start a round of golf when Frank turned to Glen and remarked, “You’ve got two caddies now? You’re really moving up in the world!”
“Oh, that was my wife’s idea,” Glen replied.
“Your wife? I wish my wife would suggest such a thing!” exclaimed Frank.
“Yeah,” said Glen. “She thought I should spend more time with the kids …”