Wednesday, July 04, 2012
A man walked into a hotel and asked to book a room. The clerk said, “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re completely full.”
Frustrated, the man said, “If the president of the United States came in, I bet you’d have a room for him, wouldn’t you?”
The clerk replied impatiently, “Of course, sir.”
“Well,” said the man, “he won’t be able to make it tonight, so how about giving me his room?”
Have a happy, safe, fun, and cool(!) 4th of July, everyone!!!