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Fourth of July Funny

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

A man walked into a hotel and asked to book a room. The clerk said, “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re completely full.”

Frustrated, the man said, “If the president of the United States came in, I bet you’d have a room for him, wouldn’t you?”

The clerk replied impatiently, “Of course, sir.”

“Well,” said the man, “he won’t be able to make it tonight, so how about giving me his room?”

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Have a happy, safe, fun, and cool(!) 4th of July, everyone!!!

  
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  thanx, same to you

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    Chuckle! Chuckle! Thanks for sharing.

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    Funny! Thanks for sharing.

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Tuesday Tickles

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

The furry little creature in the tree didn’t want to spend time with the pigs on the ground. He considered it casting squirrels before swines.
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The Beach Boys walked into a bar.
“Round?”
“Round?”
“Get a round.”
I get a round?”
“Get a round …”

  
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Monday Mirth

Monday, July 02, 2012

How does a chimp unlock the door to his house?

With a mon-key.
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Three prisoners misbehaved and were sentenced to 25-year terms in solitary confinement. The warden allowed each of them to take one item into his cell. The first asked for a pile of books. The second asked for his wife. The third asked for 200 cartons of cigarettes. At the end of 25 years, the prisoners were released.

The first prisoner said, “Those books were great. I trained myself to be a lawyer.”

The second said, “My wife and I have never been so close, and we now have five beautiful children.”

The third came out and said, “Anybody have a match?”

  
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FRANCES-AGAPE 7/2/2012 10:55PM

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Am still grinning !

Thanks for the FUN
start of the week

BLESSINGS!

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DIANE7786 7/2/2012 7:49AM

    Cute! Thanks for sharing.

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FCARMICH 7/2/2012 7:40AM

  yeah!

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LATTELEE 7/2/2012 6:52AM

  Funny

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Thought for the day

Sunday, July 01, 2012

Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally.

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FRANCES-AGAPE 7/1/2012 10:46PM

    ! AMEN !

A couple of months
ago someone posted
the link to an outake
from the old Carol
Burnette Show.
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I downloaded it &
watch whenever
I need a BIG lift
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It ALWAYS WORKS !

Have a Great Week

BLESSINGS!

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JUDITHANNIE 7/1/2012 10:01AM

    So true I try to laugh several times each day. It really helps.

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    I love that!

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PJSTIME 7/1/2012 8:46AM

    Good thought

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FCARMICH 7/1/2012 8:40AM

  Now that is good!!

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REDROSEMARIE 7/1/2012 8:28AM

    Great thought! Thanks for sharing

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Saturday Silly

Saturday, June 30, 2012

What’s cool, Irish, and loves to splash in the river?

A hip O’Potamus.

  
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