Friday, June 22, 2012
What does an orangutan order first at a restaurant?
During a play’s intermission, the theater manager saw a man sprawled across several seats, groaning loudly. He assumed the man was drunk, so he watched him for a few minutes to see if he’d stir. But the man kept moaning and groaning, and the manager felt he had no choice but to ask him to leave. He approached the man and said, “Where have you come from?”
The man replied weakly, “The balcony.”