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Saturday Sillies

Saturday, June 16, 2012

How did the French hippopotamus lose so much weight?

L’hippo suction.
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You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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FRANCES-AGAPE 6/16/2012 10:53PM

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Have a Wonderful Sunday !


BLESSINGS!

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Friday Funnies

Friday, June 15, 2012

A crocodile walks into a bar … and everyone else runs out!

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One night, a husband and wife were discussing their budget. “Must you really spend so much on food, darling?” asked the husband.

The wife replied, “I’m sorry, dear, but you and the kids just won’t eat anything else.”

  
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Can hardly wait to share the food joke with friends

Have a Wonderful Weekend

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Thursday's Tickles

Thursday, June 14, 2012

What's the difference between "dog" and "puppy"?

Every single letter.
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Battle of the sexes

What’s the difference between a very pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing, if the husband knows what’s good for him!

  
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File under "Cliched-But-True"

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

The quirky things that make you "you" - even the so-called flaws - may turn out to be assets.

  


SECRETS OF ADULTHOOD

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

• The quickest way to progress from A to B is not to work the hardest.

• Pouring out ideas is better for creativity than doling them out by the teaspoon.

• Turning the computer on and off a few times often fixes a glitch.

  


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