What's the difference between "dog" and "puppy"?
Every single letter.
Battle of the sexes
What’s the difference between a very pregnant woman and a supermodel?
Nothing, if the husband knows what’s good for him!
The quirky things that make you "you" - even the so-called flaws - may turn out to be assets.
• The quickest way to progress from A to B is not to work the hardest.
• Pouring out ideas is better for creativity than doling them out by the teaspoon.
• Turning the computer on and off a few times often fixes a glitch.
Money can contribute to your happiness when you spend it on the things you value, but it takes self-knowledge and discipline to discover what you really want, instead of parroting the desires of other people.
If you're having a bad day, look at yourself in the mirror and smile. You have accomplished so much.
Here's something to help make you smile -
What do you get if you cross an ostrich with a snake?
A feather boa.