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Friday Funny

Friday, May 25, 2012

What do you call an elephant who always bumps his trunk into you?

Nosey!

  
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IDLETYME 5/25/2012 7:57AM

    Cute!!! emoticon

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CAT609 5/25/2012 7:10AM

    Funny! Thanks for sharing! Also I forgot to wish you a very Happy Birthday! emoticon

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Miscellaneous thoughts

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Fact: When young storks ask where baby storks come from, their parents tell them that they are delivered by humans.
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Make the best of each and every day!
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SECRETS OF ADULTHOOD

• You know as much as most people.

• Don’t worry about saying the right thing. Just say something.

• Try to choose your boss carefully.
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Older & wiser?

Dorothy: My husband is so absentminded now that he’s old.
Darlene: How absentminded is he?
Dorothy: He’s so absentminded that he stood in front of our bathroom mirror for twenty minutes trying to figure out where he’s seen himself before.

  
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PJSTIME 5/24/2012 7:41AM

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CHANGE = GROWTH

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

For growth to happen, change must occur. When we find ourselves at the edge of the cliff, the edge of tradition, we must be willing to take the leap into new ideas and opportunities. It is the only way to move from ordinary to extraordinary.

  
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TRUE-NESS 5/23/2012 6:49PM

    true.

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LILLITO 5/23/2012 1:58PM

    true dat.

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JUDITHANNIE 5/23/2012 11:11AM

    true again emoticon

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MAGGIE101857 5/23/2012 7:04AM

    No matter how scary, no matter if we fail....you must keep on! No fun becoming stagnant!! No fun at all!!

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5/22/2012

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Make the best of each and every day we have!

  
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JUDITHANNIE 5/22/2012 8:43PM

    Amen to that, after my incident I sure do that!!!!!

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TEDYBEAR2838 5/22/2012 7:08AM

    That is SO true!

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5/21/2012

Monday, May 21, 2012

Keep an empty shelf; keep a junk drawer

Every house needs an empty shelf, and every house needs a junk drawer. It’s good to have a bit of pure order—and also a bit of chaos someplace, with unexpected treasures.

  
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DOLLYHOLLY 5/22/2012 10:25PM

    I like simplicity too! :) emoticon

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DDOORN 5/21/2012 2:02PM

    The more empty the better, as far as I'm concerned! Always battling the junk drawers that seem to "creep" into other areas...!

Don

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JUDITHANNIE 5/21/2012 10:00AM

    so true

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TEDYBEAR2838 5/21/2012 7:16AM

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